[This is a completely fictional story!]
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Summer of 1974.
riverside.
"Where's the car, Shishi's car?"
"Did you see Shishi's car?"
"Hmm, your eyes look familiar?"
"Ah, I remember now, you're that bad egg, that stinky egg who stole the corpses' supplies."
"You stinky egg, return the corpse cart, return the corpse inventory."
"Shishi needs to lock up the stock so that Rotten Egg can't steal it."
The scene was silent. A group of men in green military uniforms stared in astonishment at the girl who was running around like a headless fly.
To say it was a dash is a bit inaccurate; a more accurate description would be a sway.
With her hands dangling and her head slightly lowered, she carefully trudged through the mud and sand, slowly and unsteadily searching everywhere.
He kept muttering about the car inventory and such, as if he were talking to someone else, or as if he were talking to himself.
Where there is grass, as if afraid of falling, they slowly squat down, grab and pluck the grass, and throw it away neatly.
Then he slowly stood up, tentatively stepped on the ground with his foot, and then swayed over.
The simple action felt like an eternity.
Upon hearing the words "stinky egg," the men's astonished gazes all turned to the tall man, who was dripping wet, some even turning red in the face.
Is the battalion commander a bad guy or a rotten egg?
This girl clearly isn't very bright; the battalion commander certainly wouldn't steal from her, but that title really made them...
Haha~~
No one knows who started it, but everyone burst into laughter instantly.
You stinky egg, that's so funny, hahaha.
The tall man, who had been equally surprised, suddenly turned pale.
He gave the group of people who were laughing so hard they were practically rolling on the floor a murderous glare, and looked with a headache at the girl who had returned after wandering around for ages and was now tugging at his clothes.
Having just woken up from vomiting water, it ran away in terror, its speed comparable to that of a rabbit.
While running, he shouted, "Don't catch the zombies! Don't explode their brains! Zombie brains don't taste good!"
She ran back, trembling, and asked him if he would catch her, saying that she was a good corpse and wouldn't bite humans.
After asking, he kept running, and when he got too far away, he ran back to ask again.
His eyes were filled with panic.
He strongly suspected that if he hadn't said, "I won't arrest you, no one here will arrest you," she would have continued playing her running-around game.
Eat brains?
Sorry, he doesn't have that hobby.
It doesn't bite humans?
Does she think she's a dog?
Oh, she was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, repeatedly muttering the same sentence: I am a dead body, not a zombie, I'm dead.
She spoke slowly, but was very eager to prove that what she was saying was true.
He didn't know what zombies were, but that didn't affect his judgment: this girl was incredibly naive.
Her wet hair clung to her forehead. Ignoring the large, swollen bump on her forehead and the tuft of malnourished grass on her head, it was easy to tell that the girl had a very pretty face.
Perhaps it's because she's quite naive, doesn't do much work or sunbathing, that her skin is still quite fair.
She looks like she's not getting enough nutrition; her complexion is a bit yellowish.
Perhaps because of his anxiety and anger, his two little eyebrows were squeezed together like caterpillars.
As he spoke, two small dimples appeared and disappeared at the corners of his mouth.
She was a beautiful young girl, what a pity.
“You stinky egg, give me back the corpse car! The corpse wants the car, it wants the stock.”
The little girl glared at him angrily.
Because her clothes were wet, her petite and delicate figure was on full display.
Thinking of the softness he felt when he held her in his arms, Xie Lin's ears turned red again.
Trying to ignore the words "stinky egg," he said, "I didn't take your car, nor did I steal your inventory. You've mistaken me for someone else."
I tried desperately to pry open the hand that was tugging at my clothes, but it wouldn't budge.
Wow, this little girl is quite strong.
The little girl, Shishi, didn't understand a few words, which meant she didn't understand anything at all, and continued shouting for Stinky Egg to pay for the car.
Xie Lin was at his wits' end, his mind racing with countless thoughts, but he couldn't come up with a solution to the emergency.
How should I ask a girl for her home address?
If I can't get any information, I can't send her back.
We can't just leave her here, what if she falls again?
At that moment, a series of loud, wailing curses rang out, growing louder as they approached.
"You scoundrel, you shameless scoundrel! Wearing a military uniform, you've done something utterly depraved."
"I'm telling you, you slept with Shishi and ruined her reputation, so you must marry her."
“I don’t need much, just 300 yuan for the bride price, and you can take her away.”
The men's smiles vanished instantly, and they quickly realized it was a trap.
Is this some kind of stupid woman who can't get married trying to extort money by exploiting someone who's considered useless?
Wow, they're even trying to extort money from the military! They're bolder than a millstone.
Just thinking about how they found the little girl floating on the river, clearly having swallowed a lot of water and fallen into a coma, made them realize that she was still unconscious.
These women were clearly hiding nearby, waiting to find something to do with her, completely disregarding the possibility of the little girl drowning in the water.
Grass!
That's what you call utterly depraved.
Three women arrived aggressively.
The woman at the head of the group had a contorted face, and her slanted eyes, gleaming with a sharp light, scanned Xie Lin up and down.
For some reason, one could vaguely discern a mixture of regret and joy on her face.
The interpretation is: It's a pity the idiot didn't die.
Wow, the soldier saved the mentally challenged man; now he can be sold for more money.
"It was you, it was you who hugged Shishi and pressed her chest."
The woman at the head of the group pointed angrily at Xie Lin.
“My Shishi has just come of age and has always been well-behaved and never interacts with men, yet you have ruined her reputation.”
"How is she supposed to live in the future, being such a young girl?"
"As a soldier, protecting civilians is your duty, yet you did such a despicable thing to her."
"I'm telling you, if you don't marry my daughter, I'll report you to the military."
The men had expressions that said, "I've been screwed over."
The little girl was unconscious; how could we get her upstairs without carrying her?
How could he survive without emergency treatment?
As a comrade-in-arms and a good brother, Lu Fan couldn't stand it anymore.
"You're probably still dreaming."
"The battalion commander hugged her to save her, and pressed on her chest to make her vomit water and wake up."
"We are soldiers, saving lives is our duty, but what are you calling 'filthy'? Her?"
He pointed at the little girl who was tilting her head back with an eyesore and calling her own battalion commander "stinky egg" in a silly manner.
"She's a malnourished, skinny girl who looks like a minor. Is she worth the battalion commander risking his future for?"
"So the battalion commander is wrong for saving people?"
"You want to report me? Come on, I'll go with you right now. Anyone who doesn't go is a bastard."
The once-proud young master of a noble family was so angry that he even swore.
Damn it, I went on a mission from so far away and ended up with this kind of jerk.
No wonder they say that bad people come from poor and remote areas; there's a reason for it.
Fortunately, the task was completed, otherwise it would have caused a lot of trouble.
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