"Don't talk nonsense. Just remember, you're not allowed to climb that high again," Xie Lin said angrily.
Why are there so many fallacies?
"Then will you explode the corpse's brain?" The corpse was eager to get an answer.
If that stinky egg is going to blow her brains out, then she has to leave him and leave this place.
Her beautiful brain was recently replaced; it can't explode yet. She hasn't become the noble zombie queen.
But she's starting to like it here.
Here, Egg Mom gives her delicious food, Egg Dad takes her for walks, Little Egg plays with her, and there are many other Eggs who are good to her. She is a little reluctant to leave.
And then there's Stinky Egg. She wants to eat and sleep with him. If only Stinky Egg wouldn't blow her brain out.
"No, no, is it okay now?"
Xie Lin was unaware of her inner thoughts at that moment, and helplessly gave her an answer that he believed would satisfy her.
Brain explosion?
He really doesn't have that hobby.
The corpse was really easy to coax. Once she got a definite answer, she immediately beamed and brought her pretty face close to Xie Lin's.
"Hehehe, Shishi knew it. This stinky egg is a good stinky egg. It's not stinky at all, it smells good."
As she spoke, she took a deep sniff with her dog nose, "Wow, stinky egg smells so good."
If that stinky man didn't blow her brains out, then he's not a stinky man, he's a fragrant man.
Xiangxiang's stinky face flushed red instantly.
The redness reached the base of his neck.
Her lips...her lips touched her face.
It's a little soft, cough cough~~
Xiao Dan and his wife, along with Lu Fan, who had been eavesdropping all the way, suddenly noticed that the long-legged Xie was quickening his pace, looking somewhat anxious.
What do you do if you only hear half of something from the corner of the wall?
The little girl actually knows the word "stinky man".
From what she heard, she had no idea what "stinky man" meant. She thought it really smelled bad and even took a sniff to make sure it smelled good or bad.
Oh dear, they want to know just how delicious rotten eggs are too.
The Shen brothers, who were traveling with him, smelled themselves in a daze.
They don't smell bad; they're fragrant men.
When Xie Lin saw that the three of them still had smirks on their faces when they returned home, he knew that they had heard and seen what had just happened, so he pretended to be calm.
That brat doesn't understand anything. How would she know that it was a kiss? It was just that her lips accidentally touched his face.
Yes, that's it.
After dinner, Shishi inevitably got nagged.
With great maternal love, Egg Mom earnestly repeated to her what was wrong and what would result in a beating for disobedience.
Upon hearing that he would be eating a stick, the corpse obediently nodded.
"The corpses don't crawl..."
Glancing at the longan branches outside, she immediately changed the subject, "Shishi doesn't climb those tall trees anymore, she only climbs short ones."
You have to climb the trees outside, but you can jump up the trees inside the house, so they're short trees and don't count as climbing.
Lu Fan was already so shocked that his mouth was agape.
"Is your sister-in-law really that amazing? By the way, Brother Lin, can you climb up to the third floor in one go?"
Xie Lin gave him a cool, sidelong glance.
Is this a question of whether it's awesome or not?
This is a matter of life and death.
Xie Lin was unable to describe the emotions he felt at that moment in words.
He's been back for less than a day, right?
Yes, I think so.
They caused trouble in the canteen, climbed to the third floor, overturned the pigsty, stormed the training ground, and climbed tall trees.
He was still sick.
It was truly spectacular.
Shouldn't he praise the brat for being so dedicated and give her a round of applause?
I never knew his life could be so rich and colorful.
We really owe it all to her good fortune.
No, I have to find a way to discipline her and not let her continue to act so recklessly.
Judging from the tone of her mother-in-law's words just now, it was clear that this wasn't the first time she had mentioned being beaten with a stick.
She will listen, but it won't make much of a difference.
They listened this time, but they'll do it again next time.
If this really intimidates that brat, she won't become more and more unruly.
He had been staring intently at the brat, so he naturally didn't miss her little expressions.
Want some fruit?
hehe!
He got up to get the branch she had broken off that morning, which was still laden with heavy fruit.
He went into the kitchen, took out a clean large bowl, and sat under the tree to peel fruit.
A foodie had already opened their mouth and leaned forward, their eyes sparkling as they waited to be fed.
Thump, a piece of fruit fell into the bowl, but there was none for her.
Two more pieces of fruit fell into the bowl, but still not enough for her.
Her little brows furrowed. "You stinky egg, shoot here, here, ah~."
Xie Lin: ......
I'll throw my head at you.
He suppressed a laugh, ignoring her little expression, and continued peeling fruit, having been tricked by that brat again.
Peel a large bowlful and divide it into four portions.
The Xiao family couple each received one portion, Lu Fan received one portion, he himself received one portion, and a certain mischievous boy received none.
"Dad, Mom, Lao Lu, eat up. I peeled it myself, it's very sweet."
He grabbed one first and stuffed it into his mouth, without even glancing at the eager foodie.
Xiao Dan and his wife exchanged a glance and then began to eat, one after another.
Lu Fan had a good eye and buried his head in his food.
To discipline unruly children, you can't just talk the talk; you have to walk the walk.
She should demonstrate through her actions that she will be punished for doing wrong and disobeying.
The best punishment would be to cut off her food supply.
She loves to eat, so let her only look, not eat.
See? See? Someone's getting anxious.
She went to the kitchen, grabbed a clean bowl, and held it up to Xie Lin.
"You stinky egg, where's Shishi's? Where's Shishi's?"
He was so anxious that he kept stamping his feet.
She touched Xie Lin's bowl with her own, saying, "You haven't shared any with Shi Shi yet."
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