Xie Lin only had time to wrap his arms around her waist to prevent her from falling, and before he could react, the two pieces of fruit in his mouth were stolen.
No, it was dug out and eaten by that brat.
Once he came to his senses, the stinky guy's handsome face flushed red again.
This time, not only did her face turn red, but her neck also turned red, and her whole body became burning hot.
How could she... how could she do that?
That's from his mouth, with his saliva.
Shishi didn't care whether it was red or hot; she ate it, threw it away, jumped down, and took a bowl to peel it herself.
Rotten egg, bad egg, stinky man, humph!
The ugly zombie was right.
Xiao Dan and his wife were also shocked by the sudden appearance of the image and blushed.
The pets are usually very well-behaved; they never expected her to do something like this.
Lu Fan coughed, thanked the couple, and quickly slipped away.
Is this something a single guy like him should be looking at?
Oh my god, the next move of a naughty kid is never within his expectations.
He thought she was just whining and begging for food, and then, having achieved his educational goal, the patriarch began to explain the pros and cons to her.
Unexpectedly, they just grabbed it directly.
They still snatched it from the mouth.
That's really clever.
Isn't this the same as a married couple kissing?
I'm familiar with Lao Xie's face, hehe.
If they really kissed, wouldn't Lao Xie be completely covered in sweat?
I'm really looking forward to it.
Xiao Dan and his wife went back to their room, leaving the young couple alone.
The little girl is immature, but Xie Lin is a grown man after all, and he would feel shy in this situation.
Shishi squatted in front of the tree branch, pulling the fruit off one by one. Judging from her stubborn movements, it was obvious that she was angry.
Wow, she's still a spirited little girl.
Looking at the little girl whose back was practically steaming, Xie Lin tried to calm the heat on his face and went over to squat down next to her.
Seeing that her hands were covered in fruit juice and the peeled fruit still had flesh attached, Xie Lin grabbed the fruit from her hands.
"Is Shishi a good girl? If she is, Chou Dan will peel fruit for you."
"Good boy, you naughty stinky egg, you won't give me any corpse fruits."
Despite being sullen, she still answered seriously.
She didn't even look at the stinky egg, and was fuming.
Xie Lin peeled a piece of fruit and put it in her mouth.
"Will Shishi still have to climb trees and buildings? It's so high up, if she falls, it will hurt her."
"Have you forgotten your stomach hurt? If you fall from a tree, not only will your stomach hurt, but your hands and feet will also hurt."
"Most importantly, your brain will become ugly, never to be beautiful again. Do you want your brain to become ugly?"
"It's not that Chou Dan doesn't give Shi Shi fruit to eat, it's because Shi Shi is disobedient."
"She was supposed to eat the stick, but Chou Dan couldn't bear to give Shi Shi the stick, so he punished her by not letting her eat fruit."
"I'll forgive Shishi this time, but if she misbehaves again next time, she won't get any fruit, she'll get a beating too, understand?"
“Stinky Egg is different from Egg Mom. Egg Mom doesn’t give Shishi sticks to eat, but Stinky Egg will.”
He slowed down his speech, analyzing each word clearly, making sure the child could understand.
After finishing speaking, I paused for a moment, then reached out and placed my hand near her mouth to make her spit out the nuts.
"Has Shishi figured it out? Does she want to be obedient, or disobedient?"
“Be good, Shishi is good, you stinky egg, Shishi won’t climb trees or stairs anymore, so don’t withhold fruit from Shishi, and Shishi won’t eat sticks either.”
After saying that, she opened her small mouth again, her intention quite obvious.
Xie Lin chuckled, peeled off a piece of fruit, and tossed it in. "Here you go, successful throw."
Upon eating the fruit again, the corpse burst into laughter through his tears, "Hehe, you stinky egg, you still want to throw the ball."
"Okay, I'll give you ten balls. You can eat the rest tomorrow. Eating too much will make your stomach uncomfortable."
Okay~
So easy to coax.
The well-behaved little girl smiled, her eyes crinkling to reveal two dimples, and happily leaned closer to let him smell the face of a certain stinky man.
"Stinky egg smells good, not stinky man."
Xie Lin: .........
Dogs have such a keen sense of smell, so why do they have to get close to smell something?
My face finally stopped burning, and now it's back?
If you don't feed him, he's a stinky man; if you do feed him, he's a fragrant man. Ha!
etc!
If there are other men outside who offer you food, wouldn't they be tempting men?
"Shishi, you can't eat food if a stranger offers it to you, understand?"
"If he's a bad guy, he might take you away. Once he takes you away, you'll never see Stinky Egg again."
This is a precious asset in the military; we can't let it get stolen.
Unwanted men, absolutely not!
"I know, Egg Mom said we can only eat food given by Egg Dad, Egg Mom, and Stinky Egg. Ah, Stinky Egg, throw the ball."
Xie Lin curled his lip, immediately dismissing the credibility of those words by 99%.
That brat, she'd be kidnapped with the slightest bit of food.
No, I need to go to the supply and marketing cooperative again and buy more snacks to keep at home.
As long as there's food at home, that brat will keep her mouth open all day long and won't want to eat anything given to her by strangers.
Thinking of what she had just done, he blushed and said, "Shishi, you can't take food out of other people's mouths and eat it. It's unhygienic."
"You're not just anyone, you're Shishi's stinky egg."
Xie Lin had heard this sentence before, but he still didn't understand her thought process.
Does she mean that because she is her husband, she can eat what's in his mouth?
She doesn't even know what marriage is, yet she talks about it without even finding it dirty.
You brat.
Fine, I'll eat it then, as long as I don't eat what's in someone else's mouth.
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