"Shishi can catch them if she wants, but she can only do it in front of Chou Dan. In any case, no one can know that you can call Yu and Jiaojiao up."
"Think about it, if other people find out, they'll come and snatch the fish and horns away when you bring them up, and then Shishi won't get to eat them, right?"
Since it concerns the little girl's life, we should coax her and deceive her as much as we can, without caring about morality.
She doesn't understand the wickedness of human nature. If she were to dig a hole and call out someone's soul amidst the hustle and bustle of people, she would truly be calling out her own soul.
"No, we can't steal it. It all belongs to Shishi. If anyone tries to take it, Shishi will beat him up and make him crawl on the ground looking for his teeth."
The corpse bared its teeth menacingly, and all sleepiness vanished.
For her, delicious food is everything.
Xie Lin: ......
Please hold down the person who is about to erupt and patiently explain the situation to them.
"Shishi, it's okay to hit someone, but you can't just hit someone randomly. You have to be reasonable and you have to be skillful."
"If anyone steals Shishi's things, Shishi doesn't need to do anything herself. She can just come back and complain, and Chou Dan will help her get revenge."
"Shishi, what Chou Dan said is that you can't let others know that you can call yourself Yu and Jiaojiao."
"If others find out, you won't be able to eat fish and jiaojiao, and you won't be able to see rotten eggs either. Doesn't Shishi want to see rotten eggs?"
Even though the patriarch spoke very slowly, Shi Shi didn't understand the first part, but she understood the rest.
"No, I do want to. I want to see Stinky Egg every day."
Upon hearing this, the patriarch's heart, which had been pounding with excitement, began to flutter unnaturally, the ripples spreading throughout his body.
It seems that the little girl still holds a place for herself in her heart.
She simply didn't understand; she didn't grasp the meaning of being husband and wife.
It's okay, he will teach her slowly so that she can truly understand that their relationship is closer than anyone else's.
He was not an egg, but her man, the husband who was closest to her in this life.
Just as he was feeling self-satisfied, the Corpse Brand Refrigeration Machine made a comeback.
"Stinky Egg fills Shishi's bottle with sweet water every day, so Shishi wants to see Stinky Egg every day."
"Hehehe, you have to give Shishi sweet water every day, Shishi loves that sweet water the most."
Xie Lin: ......
Your egg is less important than three bottles of soda, right?
Right?
Full of enthusiasm, it all crashed down and was lost forever.
Husband my ass, husband my ass, she has no self-respect whatsoever.
"You have to promise me first that you won't call out 'Fish' and 'Corner' to anyone when they see you, and then I'll agree."
Drinking soda every day won't do. He'll go buy more brown sugar and white sugar, and dilute it with water to make sweet water. This is better than drinking soda.
Oh, right, He Chaoyang gave me brown sugar as a thank-you gift, I can try it tomorrow.
"Okay, okay, Shishi promises you, she'll only call you Fish and Horn in front of Choudan, and Choudan promises Shishi that he'll go up the mountain tomorrow to catch a pig and make jerky."
"Didn't I promise to give you sweet water? Why is there another condition?"
"One condition, then another, they're all conditions, can't we just agree to them all?"
Wow, so you think one plus one equals one, right?
So clever!
Making pork jerky was something he had suggested to the little girl earlier, so he should do it. He nodded in agreement, since he still had a few days of vacation left.
Thanks to her, his appointment letter should be coming down after this holiday, officially promoting him to deputy regimental commander. The little girl deserves a reward, Wild Boar wants one, and Feifei wants one too.
The grilled pheasant meat she's been longing for is finally coming to fruition.
Let's take her to the mountains tomorrow.
Yes, it was just the two of them.
After agreeing to the terms, take the opportunity to repeat what you taught before.
“Shishi, you only tell Choudan everything, like letting wild boars crash into trees, how amazing your eyes, nose, and ears are, and how you only let Choudan draw the pictures in your head.”
"Also, you have to pay enough money when you buy food. You can't cheat pretty Egg, and you can't take the food first and then pay."
"My money is my money, you can't use it as your own. Only Chou Dan's money is yours, you can use it as you please. Do you remember all of this?"
"Yes, I remember. Shishi is beautiful and has the smartest brain. She remembers everything."
Just remember.
After their late-night conversation, the big bad wolf took the initiative to hug the little white rabbit and lay down on the bed.
Yes, there's a small loudspeaker in between.
I carry it with me everywhere—when I eat, when I go to the toilet, and when I sleep. I treasure it like the back of my hand.
"You're hot, don't hug me."
"Sweetie, I'll fan you, you won't be hot."
He took out the small trumpet, placed it on the table next to him, put one arm around her neck with one hand, and fanned her with the other.
He was just trying to prevent the little girl from running out in the middle of the night, nothing more, not to satisfy his own desires.
It's really not!
"Is it cold? You need to hug me to cool off."
"Yeah, it's really cold. Let's hug it, stinky egg. Corpse wants to stay cold."
The little white rabbit walked right into the trap again, turning to the side, placing its hand on the big bad wolf's waist, and draping one leg over the wolf's leg.
The overwhelmed wolf, like a small boat floating on the sea, drifted and swayed, revealing its gleaming front teeth in the night.
That brat, she's so easy to fool.
Kids have no worries and fall asleep in a second.
The patriarch listened to her soft snoring and affectionately placed a kiss on her forehead.
Shishi, I wish you happiness and carefree days. I want to be your safe haven and give you the warmest home.
He was incredibly grateful that when he first met the girl, he wasn't scared off by reality, but instead brought her home.
Given the circumstances, he could have easily extricated himself unscathed.
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