Xie Lin seemed to have guessed something, quickly went into the office to greet Xiao Dan, told the two children not to run around, and hurried towards the door.
While peeling and eating candy, a certain corpse stared longingly at the stinky egg's retreating figure and asked, "Ugly, what is an uncle? I think I've heard of it before."
Ugly didn't know either. He shook his head, "Even someone as smart as you doesn't know, how could Ugly possibly know?"
"Shishi, what kind of candy is this? It's so delicious! Do you have any more at home? Ugly wants another one."
"Hehe, Shishi is the smartest. Choudan said this is milk candy and bought a lot for Shishi. Shishi, give Chou Chou three pieces."
"Okay, then Ugly should give Corpse a bottle of the sweet water that your Stinky Egg wants to buy."
The gluttonous corpse's eyes lit up, but then it shook its head as if it had thought of something.
"No need, Shishi's water bottle can be filled with three bottles, and Chou Chou's water bottle also needs three bottles to be filled."
"Next time, catch a lot more wild boars, and exchange your rotten eggs for sweet water so we can drink together."
"Okay, Ugly, Shishi is telling you, Stinky Egg and Silly, let's fill the water bottles up in a bit, and then fill them up again tomorrow."
“Ugly, you do the math, isn’t it more than ten bottles? Hehe, we’re smarter than Stinky Egg.”
"Hehehe, it's more than ten bottles, you stinky idiot."
Xiao Dan, who listened to the whole thing from the back, shook his head with amusement.
Trading eight wild boars for 12 bottles of soda, you guys are really clever.
Children's thinking is simple; a piece of candy or a bottle of soda can make them incredibly happy.
This innocent little guy has endured so much inhuman suffering.
God is so unfair.
"Shishi, Chou Chou, come in and cool off, it's hot outside."
"Dad, Shishi is waiting for Chou Dan. Ah, Shishi remembers, Grandpa Dan mentioned Great-Uncle. Oh, it's Grandpa Dan here."
"Ugly, come quick! Egg Master is here, which means sweet water is here, even more sweet water than rotten egg."
Xiao Dan watched the jubilant little figure run off and couldn't help but smile.
Girl, isn't your reaction time a little too long?
If your grandpa Egg knew that you only care about sweet water and don't remember people, would he be sad?
Meanwhile, Xie Lin had already brought Song Yunchao in.
Seeing the smiling faces coming towards me, one feels helpless, the other happy.
Without a doubt, the one who feels helpless is the head of the family.
He knew perfectly well that the little girl had guessed Song Yunchao was coming.
His arrival is like the arrival of sweet water.
I bet the first thing he'll say is: "Egg Master, go buy some sweet water, Shishi wants to take it all back to the treasure vault."
Song Yunchao was naturally delighted.
He ordered the investigation to be expedited.
Given his methods and connections, investigating someone he already knows would be quite easy.
As soon as he received the confirmation, he came over, waiting to come here to talk to his sister on the phone with his grandniece.
"Egg Master, Egg Master, go buy some sweet water. Corpse Corpse wants to take everything back to the treasure vault."
Song Yunchao laughed heartily, "So Shishi remembers Egg Master after all."
"I remember, Egg Master hasn't bought Shishi any sweet water yet."
As for what he remembers, you can figure it out for yourself.
Xie Lin looked as if he had seen through it all along.
Even though he wasn't worried about himself, Song Yunchao was still happy.
"Okay, okay, we'll go buy it for Shishi in a bit. Shall we call you about the egg and milk first?"
Who is Egg and Milk?
“Egg Milk is Shishi’s grandma. You also have an Egg Grandpa, new Egg Dad and Egg Mom, and two older brothers. They all definitely love Shishi very much.”
"I see. So, will they give the corpse a lot of sweet water?"
"Yes, they will give Shishi a lot of money to buy sweet drinks."
"Wow, Shishi wants egg milk, and egg dad and egg mom... Ah, no, Shishi already has egg dad and egg mom, so let's give the new egg dad and egg mom to Chou Chou."
Ugly: ...You're really generous.
Xiao Dan's father, who arrived later, was so happy to hear that his daughter cared about him that he couldn't stop smiling.
Look, he's the girl's first dad.
Important Egg Dad.
Even your loved ones should step aside.
If that leader had a tail, it would probably be wagging wildly by now.
Seeing that his superior's lips were practically drooling, Xie Lin silently looked away.
How can the leader be more childish than a child?
It's unbearable to look at!
"Oh, okay? Then how about Shishi calls them Egg Dad and Egg Mom? That way they won't be Egg Dad and Egg Mom anymore, alright?"
According to the girl's habit, she doesn't call him "Dad" or "Mom," she just calls him "Egg."
Parents are still parents, it's just one title, it's better than being treated like an ordinary egg.
They've fought for it for them, so they shouldn't let their child down.
Shishi tilted her head and thought for a moment. Giving her a lot of money was like giving her a lot of sweet water. If she had money, she could buy Chou Chou a record player. That seemed like a good idea.
"Alright, let's call them Egg Daddy and Egg Mommy then."
"Egg Master, when will they pay the corpses?"
"Let's make a call first, and ask Egg Master to have them come over. Hmm, they must bring a lot of money for Shishi."
A hero is first and foremost a patriarch; Xiao Dan has waited so long for the opportunity to salute this great hero.
"Greetings, Commander. I am Xiao Dan, from the Ninth Regiment of the First Division stationed on the island. I look forward to your guidance."
The person who was just gloating suddenly started speaking in an official tone, which is both laughable and exasperating.
Song Yunchao laughed and said, "Dad, we're family now, so you don't need to call me 'Commander,' just call me 'Uncle.' Can I borrow your phone to make a call?"
"Yes, yes, of course, Uncle Song, this way please."
The Zhou family just called, making it clear that they want to come and adopt the little girl.
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