Today is a joyous day for the camp.
It was also a good day for Chou Dan to receive his honors and be promoted.
Shishi received hands-on instruction from Egg Mother and personally tidied up Stinky Egg's clothes.
The solemn blue and white naval uniform accentuated his straight and upright figure, and the towering naval cap was firmly placed on his head. In an instant, the half-serious patriarch transformed into a great soldier of the people.
"Wow, Stinky Egg looks really good."
Stinky Egg's clothes are so pretty, she wants them too.
Seeing her daughter's eyes light up, Han Shufang felt that she might have figured something out, and asked, "Shishi, is Chou Dan just good-looking? Don't you think he's very manly?"
Stinky Egg pricked up his ears, wanting to hear his wife's opinion of him.
After being together for so long, he sometimes felt that he held a different place in her heart. She would think of him and want him to accompany her when she was having fun.
But sometimes, he felt that he was not as important as her younger brother. With her younger brother to play with, she could just throw him away a thousand miles away.
Last night, after drinking soda and getting home, she kept asking for stinky egg to drink sweet water in her sleep, and she even pouted and smacked her cheeks. It seems that he was in her dreams.
This boosted his confidence, making him feel that sooner or later he would be able to win her heart completely.
"Manly? Chou Dan has it, he's Shi Shi's Chou Dan, of course he has manly charm."
Shishi leaned closer and sniffed, then declared confidently, "Shishi's rotten eggs smell the best."
Han Shufang was amused by her, "Only your rotten egg smells good, don't others smell good?"
Shishi shook his head violently, his expression very determined.
"No, only rotten eggs smell the best. Ugly said that all men are stinky men."
"Shishi's stinky egg isn't a stinky man, he's a fragrant man."
"Hahaha, yes, yes, Shishi's rotten eggs smell the best, hahaha."
Han Shufang almost laughed herself to death.
How can her precious daughter be so adorable?
Even when his mother-in-law teased him, the man couldn't help but curl the corners of his lips into a smile.
Yes, that stinky egg is your sweet man, and he will be for life.
Two smelly men came in, one on each side, leading the initiator of the "smelly men theory."
Zhou Tong glanced down at Chou Chou.
This tiny little guy already knows what a stinky man is. When you grow up, will you be a stinky man too?
Zhou Tong thought to himself, but Zhou Yan said it out loud.
"Ugly, you're so young, you can't keep saying 'fragrant man' and 'stinky man' all the time. Do you want to become a stinky man when you grow up?"
Ugly thought to herself: That was a long time ago. I taught her that because I was afraid she would be deceived by humans or powerful male corpses. If a stupid corpse listens carefully, she can remember a single sentence for a lifetime. What can I do?
He blinked innocently, deciding to play dead to the end. "I don't know, Shishi remembered wrong, I didn't say anything."
But he felt guilty and didn't dare to speak loudly.
The corpse was grinning foolishly at the fragrant man, ignoring the fact that the all-hearing man wasn't listening; otherwise, it would have definitely been another big debate.
"Queen, Queen, look, is this kind of flower okay?"
Li Zixing's four younger brothers each ran in carrying a handful of wildflowers, small yellow flowers picked at the foot of the mountain, one handful for each of them, mixed with small green grasses.
The queen was immediately drawn to the wildflowers. She gathered four bunches of flowers together, interspersed with yellow and green, tied them together with a small rope, and trimmed off the excess stalks.
At first glance, it looks like a small flower ball, and it's quite pretty.
Shishi was extremely satisfied. "The flowers Shishi made are really beautiful. Stinky Egg, this is for you."
Xie Lin didn't quite understand, "Why are you giving this to me?"
"You're going up on stage to receive an award, so here are some flowers for you. Throw them off the stage and let Shishi catch them, and then you'll be Shishi's stinky egg forever."
Ugly spit out a loud "pfft," almost choking on its own saliva.
The idiot is thinking he's giving a bouquet to his bride, and he's going to throw it at her, right?
And you know what? Her move was indeed throwing a bouquet, except that while brides usually throw bouquets at weddings, she did it on the podium – quite unique indeed.
But where did she learn that from?
Could it be that you still remember the video in that broken metal box you found?
That can't be right. The metal box went out after only a few seconds.
On that occasion, they witnessed humans fighting against a horde of zombies. They watched from the sidelines, and needless to say, the humans won in the end, but they also suffered heavy losses.
After the humans left, they went to pick up Yuanyuan and found a square iron box.
It was completely dark, and I don't know how it happened, but suddenly one side would light up and show a lot of pretty icons.
They kept pressing the buttons because they were happy, and suddenly a moving image popped up, showing many humans, which startled them, and they threw the metal box away.
That's how it is. The metal box was broken, and when it was clear that there was no danger, it was picked up again to look at, but only for a few seconds before it was gone.
The animated scene shows a woman in a white dress throwing flowers.
Many people were shouting from behind, one of them shouting the loudest: "Bride, throw it to me, throw it to me! You'll always be my best friend!"
That incident happened a long, long time ago, but that idiot's brain is still sharp; he remembers it perfectly.
Xie Lin was overjoyed; the little girl even knew how to keep him all to herself.
He said that his place in her heart was absolutely unique.
The man secretly rejoiced, but the thought of having him throw flowers on stage seemed disrespectful to the solemn award ceremony.
He thought for a moment, then leaped with his long legs, flipped onto the wall, and stood upright.
He was already tall; when he stood on the courtyard wall, everyone had to crane their necks to look him in the eye.
"Shishi, let's throw flowers right here. You have to catch them, and then the stinky egg will be yours forever!"
Shishi was a little confused. "This isn't the stage. Can I throw it here?"
"Sure, as long as Shishi catches it, the stinky egg will be Shishi's."
The people on the wall were saying mushy things, and the people below were covered in goosebumps, including Liu Mei and her husband on the other side of the wall, and Qian Feifei and her husband in the next courtyard.
Qian Feifei also made a great contribution, and he deserves a promotion today, which can be considered a reward for his hard work.
He glanced at the blue and white military uniform that was exactly the same as Xie Lin's, smiled, leaned closer to his wife, made a heart shape with his hands, and then put it in her hand.
"Fangfang, these are my flowers, they're for you. I'll always be yours."
Qin Fang blushed with embarrassment, ignored her husband's erratic behavior, and ran into the house, covering her face.
Qian Feifei laughed and followed.
The fragrant man continued his performance.
"Shishi, are you ready to receive the flowers?"
The corpse tilted its head back and raised both hands.
"You stinky egg, the corpse is ready! Hurry up and throw it! The corpse is right here, don't throw it anywhere else!"
She stood directly under the wall where Xie Lin was standing to make sure she hadn't thrown her egg to the wrong egg.
Xie Lin smiled indulgently, squatted down, and placed the flower on her head. "Here, did you catch it?"
She immediately reached out, took the flowers, and held them in her arms, overjoyed.
"Catch it! Shishi caught the flower! Stinky Egg will always belong to Shishi, hehehe."
The little girl smiled, her eyes crinkling like stars, sparkling as if she had caught the flower and captured the stinky egg, thus capturing the whole world.
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