Xie Lin panicked and grabbed his wife's hand, pulling her outside.
"Shishi, go home and change your clothes. We're going to the city. We don't have time to talk to irrelevant people."
Xie Lin thought that by abducting the person, his embarrassing incident would be forgotten.
Hey, patriarch, don't forget that your little wife is not only a big mouth, but also a little megaphone.
"Shishi ate the rotten egg's mouth, it's very sweet, Shishi likes it."
What Chou Dan said last night was that drinking sweet water together is called "eating sweets".
Stinky Egg added that Corpse's mouth is also very sweet, and he really enjoys kissing Corpse.
She liked the stinky egg's soft, cool lips.
Hehe, after drinking the sweet water, she also wants to eat rotten egg's mouth.
Now everyone present heard it.
The venue was clearly surrounded by four walls and the windows were closed, yet it was drafty from all sides.
*Pfft* (Suppressed laughter)
Goose, goose, goose, goose~~ (Suppressing a laugh.)
Pfft, hahaha! (Unrestrained and exuberant laughter.)
The unrelated good brother laughed the most exaggeratedly; even his serious military uniform couldn't stop his unrestrained smile.
"Hahaha, Lin-ge's got it all, he's got it all again, hahahaha..."
The other brothers were also laughing heartily.
Sorry, Brother Lin, I really couldn't hold it in.
My sister-in-law's move was truly amazing.
The bride's family was somewhat considerate and didn't burst out laughing, but their faces were all red, whether from holding it in or from embarrassment, it was hard to tell.
Even Zhou Tong, who is usually aloof, smiled.
The patriarch's face suddenly turned into Guan Gong, oh no, Bao Gong, a dark reddish-brown.
Amidst a chorus of wild laughter, he became "enraged," picked up the big mouth, and ran away.
It's all my fault. I told her last time that we shouldn't tell anyone we drank sweet water together.
I was so happy last night that I changed my nickname for her to drink sweet water and forgot to remind her, and then...
Silly girl, your man is going to be a laughing stock for a long time now.
Are you happy or not?
"Stinky egg, stinky egg, put Shishi down, Shishi will walk by itself."
"You stinky egg, Shishi doesn't want to lie sideways, she wants to be hugged, Shishi wants to be hugged."
"If you won't carry me, then carry me on your back! Shishi wants to be on your back, you stinky egg, hurry up and throw Shishi on your back..."
You thought you could walk by yourself? You opened your mouth and immediately started ripping me off. If I put you down again, I'm afraid you'll be stripped down to your underwear.
Don't even think about carrying me on your back, hmph!
The patriarch ignored the protests of the person on his shoulders and carried him back directly, not caring about the stares he encountered on the way.
Their skin is so thick it's comparable to a city wall.
When we got home, I locked the door, pinned her against the wall, and shut her up from her incessant chatter.
She said she liked it because it was sweet, so I'll let her have her fill.
This big mouth of hers needs to be properly shut up, completely shut.
"Ugh, stinky egg, eat slowly, Shishi's mouth hurts."
Xie Lin: ......
So, is there a better way to say "eating mouth"? Who can tell this newbie?
He released his lips, his forehead pressed against hers, his hot breath hitting her flushed face.
"Shishi, don't talk about eating with your mouth to others anymore, okay?"
Why?
"This is our secret; it wouldn't be good if others found out."
"Think about it, if other people knew that someone wanted to eat Shishi's mouth, or someone wanted to eat Choudan's mouth, would Shishi be willing?"
"No, Shishi only wants to eat Rotten Egg's mouth."
"So, don't tell anyone else. Stinky Egg only wants to eat Shishi's mouth, not anyone else's."
Looking at the thin lips so close to hers, Shishi thought for a moment and then gave a heavy "Mmm".
"Okay, Shishi won't tell anyone. Stinky Egg, you can't let anyone else eat your mouth."
Everyone breathed a long sigh of relief, finally able to relax.
She is obedient and keeps her promises; she always keeps what she promises.
As long as she doesn't misunderstand, everything will be fine.
If you misinterpret it, then well, that's just laughable.
As if he had just thought of something, Xie Lin quickly added another sentence.
"From now on, whatever we do, we mustn't tell anyone. It's not good if others find out, understand?"
"What else do we need to do?" Shishi asked instead of answering.
The patriarch's eyes darted around, and his words were evasive.
"When it's time to do it, Shishi will know. Shishi just needs to remember not to tell anyone."
They are husband and wife. Perhaps one day the little girl will suddenly understand that some things are not impossible to do.
Just like last night, even after she finished drinking the sweetened water, she still liked to stay close to him. He felt that one day, she would understand.
He was just taking precautions in advance, lest he forget to remind her again when things actually came to that point, and the little girl brought it up again, then he would really lose face.
Of course, he wasn't a beast, and she would never have done it before she understood.
"Okay, just like what Stinky Egg said before, I can't lie to Pretty Egg, I can't take my little brother's money, and I can't talk about Shishi and Ugly to others. Shishi understands."
"Hey, when are you going to dress up Shishi in nice clothes?"
See? I knew she was thinking about it.
"Aren't we going to the city later? It's not appropriate for you to wear this. How about I put it on you tonight?"
"Oh, okay, Shishi knows. This is something we both need to do. Okay, Shishi will wear it when she gets back."
"Then give Shishi some as compensation."
The patriarch reluctantly stepped forward.
They're getting better and better at negotiating terms.
A moment later, the patriarch glanced at her lips, which she had sucked red, and felt a little guilty. She then went to get some cool boiled water for her to drink.
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