After watching the Queen's vain display, the four younger brothers didn't bother her to play and went home on their own.
So only the patriarch, along with Shishi and Chou Chou, went into the city.
Taking this opportunity, the head of the family explained to the two animals all the things they needed to pay attention to.
Chou Chou is very vigilant, so he's not too worried.
The key point is his big mouth.
He tried to coax and deceive her, and when that failed, he threatened her with the sweet water she cared about most.
As long as they could achieve their goal and shut her up, they would use any means necessary.
To prevent the corpse from selectively ignoring him, he repeated many of his words over and over again.
By the end, Chou Chou even wanted to describe him as "morally depraved."
But he knew it was all for the safety of the stupid corpse, so he chose to close his eyes and recharge.
What should have been a 20-minute drive took him almost an hour, like a tortoise crawling along.
Shishi was tired of hearing it, and just felt that today's stinky egg was drooling too much.
She thought for a moment and blurted out, "That stinky guy who's supposed to be the groom talks too much. Let's not let him be the groom. Ugly, you be the groom."
Ugly's terrified face: "Huh???"
The disliked patriarch: ?!
With a squeak, the car stopped in front of the photo studio.
The patriarch, whose status as the groom had been unilaterally stripped, picked up two sets of naval uniforms and said, pretending not to care at all:
"Sigh, I was planning to take photos with Shishi in our beautiful military uniforms, but since I'm not the groom, I can't take wedding photos with Shishi. Fine, then I won't wear the beautiful military uniform."
“Chou Chou, you’re too short. You can’t wear my clothes. Just wear what you’re wearing now and take pictures with Shi Shi.”
"Sigh, such a beautiful dress, it would look amazing in photos, what a pity."
"Oh, Shishi, since you don't want me to be the groom anymore, I'll take the clothes back with me. You and Chou Chou go take pictures, I'll come pick you up in a bit."
Ugly rolls her eyes, so childish.
Using words to launch personal attacks?
If you're so capable, let's have a real fight.
Shishi grabbed the blue brimless naval cap from her clothes and put it on her head. She had been staring at the pretty clothes for a long time, how could she not wear them?
"Stinky Egg misheard. Corpse said Stinky Egg is the groom."
"Hey, hurry up and take some pictures! Shishi finished taking pictures of the pretty dress, and now she wants to take pictures of this pretty outfit."
The patriarch secretly gloated, but outwardly hummed, "I didn't mishear. Shishi just said that Chou Chou would be the groom."
Shishi argued vehemently, "I misspoke. Ugly is so short, how could he be the groom?"
Ugly is still charging.
You two are tall, really tall, and I'm short, so I deserve to be attacked by you.
"Really? Shishi really doesn't have any intention of changing her groom?"
"No, Stinky Egg is Shi Shi's groom, her groom for life."
With just a few words and no substance, the elders were appeased, and the photo shoot could finally be arranged smoothly.
When Shishi said she took a lot of photos, she really meant a lot: solo photos, couple photos, and trio photos.
Standing, squatting, playing, carrying, hugging, fighting—all sorts of things.
Two copies are required.
Her double portion was different from everyone else's double portion.
Shoot photos of you smiling with your teeth showing and without showing your teeth separately.
Take one photo with the small megaphone on the left and another on the right; do the same with the wooden sword.
When the couple is hugging, they take a picture of each side, one on the left and one on the right, with the same expression.
She alternated between a red dress and a navy uniform, her movements while wearing both outfits were like looking in a mirror, and the patriarch was quite pleased with it.
This is a groom who is willing to spend money.
The photographer initially snapped away enthusiastically, laughing and joking as he did so, but later he stopped snapping with a blank expression, using up five rolls of film until the camera was smoking.
He really didn't know that money was so easy to make; he earned in one day what he had earned in several months.
Seeing the bride, who had changed back into her red dress, posing for the camera again, he quickly called for a stop.
"Comrades, we've run out of film, I can't take any more pictures for you."
The words were true, and the grievances were real.
He was heartbroken over the loss of his camera.
Xie Lin suppressed a laugh, "Shishi, let's stop filming. We need to rush back for a big meal, or we'll be too late."
The only person who could successfully make the photographer cry is probably his little girl.
If there's money to be made, even the master craftsman doesn't want to earn it anymore.
Seriously, are all the photos taken in her world this colorful and diverse?
Actually, no, the corpses don't have the memory of being photographed; they just pose according to their own preferences.
Ugly has been driven crazy by her.
That vain female corpse was actually quite a troublemaker.
Shishi seemed quite disappointed when she heard that filming was no longer going to start.
She loved the click of the camera flash, the instant the white light flashed, making her feel like her life had reached its climax, as dazzling as the flashlight.
She's the most dazzling zombie queen!
"All right."
The photo studio owner breathed a sigh of relief.
The patriarch is preparing to pay.
Ugly laughed.
We are finally liberated.
However...
"Hey, he's not taking pictures anymore. This place is closing down. Shishi wants to buy his camera. Take pictures for Shishi when we get home."
The three: ...You breathed a sigh of relief too soon.
The patriarch, who had been kicked out after the scheduled photo pickup time, silently led the troublemaker to the car, put away the military uniform, started the vehicle, and sped off for ten miles.
This face, when it needs to be lost, it truly loses its dignity, regardless of the time or whether he is the groom or not.
The little guy with short legs, who hadn't even gotten on the bus yet, sighed like a little adult as he watched the bus's rear end getting further and further away.
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