After laughing loudly three times, the dance king stomped his feet and clapped along.
"Tap tap, tap tap tap, tap tap tap tap, tap tap."
"Stand at attention with arms hanging down, lift your hips and inhale."
"Head up, chest out, mind clear."
"Swaying and wobbling continuously."
"Start the music, let the group dance begin."
"Hooray! Everyone, get up and bounce!"
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To the surprise of everyone in the know, tonight's dance was very civilized; no one had to lift their buttocks.
Are they really changing their dance style?
Just keep bouncing around?
Should I be overjoyed?
Not sure yet, let's wait and see!
I followed along and shook it for a few minutes.
Okay, it's confirmed. Thank goodness I don't have to wiggle my butt or butt today.
"Ugly, you're acting like a weirdo again."
"Mmm, the food is so delicious today! I'm so full, I can't bend over!"
"Hey, pack up the mutton soup and give it to the eldest and second eldest brothers. Ugly and Old Iron are still there and haven't taken it yet!"
"Okay, okay, Shishi is going to ask the eldest and second eldest for wedding gifts."
Hearing this conversation, the bride's family members in the front row felt very fortunate that the dishes were plentiful today, and were also very grateful to the chef who had cooked them.
The patriarch, accompanied by the bride who had finished chatting with her friends, stood on a stool, surveying the landscape—or rather, the demons—and laughed quite unceremoniously.
Hahaha, hahahaha, crazy people, the whole camp is full of crazy people, hahahaha.
He knew it, he knew that one day, Chou Chou would lead everyone into "demonic" ways.
Little did she expect that her own wedding would provide him with such a wonderful stage.
"You stinky bastards, they're not as good at juggling as Chou Chou," the bride commented while gnawing on a rabbit leg.
"Chou Chou is a child, but he bounces better than adults."
The unscrupulous patriarch rolled his eyes, jumped off the stool, grabbed a small megaphone, and thoughtfully held it up in front of his young wife.
"Shishi, what did you just say? I didn't hear you. Say it again, louder."
I'll say it again.
Shishi repeated what she had just said without missing a single word, and then pointed out names to comment.
"The three egg-boiling masters did the best job, and the two egg-milk masters were also pretty good. It seems they pay a lot of attention to health."
"Big Egg, Second Egg, and Egg Dad can also bounce around. Egg Mom is a little better. Egg Mother isn't serious. She bounces around while laughing at Egg Dad."
"When Shishi can't poop in the toilet, he looks just like Egg Daddy."
The resemblance between this father and daughter is truly unique and unparalleled.
The patriarch bit his lip tightly, not giving himself a chance to interrupt this unique comment.
"Li Dandan kept looking at the sky and only shook his hands. He was probably too fat to bounce properly."
The overweight Li Dandan suddenly unleashed his power, attempting to bounce around. Liu Mei, standing next to him, nearly burst out laughing, tightly covering her mouth to save face for her husband.
"Ding Dandan has no brains but his butt twists fast. He seems to be better at twist dancing. The first time Dandan tried it, he was led astray by him."
The two butt-twisting and butt-flowering spokespeople who accidentally wandered into the crew of the "Crazy Demon" drama quickly adjusted their postures and adapted to local customs.
"Feifei kept laughing and laughing at his balls, they've got it all backwards."
The couple stopped abruptly and went berserk in opposite directions.
"Pretty Egg and Egg are bouncing around while whispering in each other's ears, not taking it seriously."
"Ten Egg Brother and Lu Egg are having a lot of fun, but they're too much of a show, it's not good enough."
"Nine Eggs Bro's face and hands are playing a game of 'Statues,' and his face wins."
"It seems like Little Egg's grandpa wants to poop."
"Those eggs that aren't as powerful as the corpses all want to poop."
"Why didn't they let the poop out first before they came? It's so bad for their health."
"Their eggs are just as careless as the egg mother makes fun of the egg father."
"The one that bounces the best is Little Egg, and then Corpse's little brother is the most standard."
"Hey, this bouncy dance is the simplest and healthiest. Ugly tries so hard to lead the dance, how come they can't dance it well?"
Hahahaha...
The patriarch couldn't hold back any longer.
The patriarch has gone too far.
The patriarch is incredibly audacious.
Hahaha, a bunch of constipated devils, hahahaha.
The demons who were named one by one were all different: some were arrogant, some were green-faced, and some had applied upgraded rouge.
The two who were bouncing the most enthusiastically, yet equally unqualified, looked at each other, exchanged glances, and then slowly moved towards the groom, who was laughing unceremoniously, and pulled him down.
Instead of just entertaining the audience, let's join in the fun and have some fun together, groom!
"Reporting to my sister-in-law... Your Majesty, someone here needs to relieve themselves... They can't poop and won't be able to defecate." General Lu risked his life to remonstrate.
"Reporting to the Queen, after interrogation, this man has been found to have ulterior motives and does not want to dance for the Queen's enjoyment. His intentions are despicable." Brother Shidan made baseless accusations.
The others exchanged glances, seemingly having found an outlet for their frustration, and spoke in unison: "Your Majesty, someone has rebelled and disrespected you as Your Majesty. What should be done?"
His voice was as loud as a bell, and his momentum was as strong as a rainbow. He was comparable to thousands of warriors, and he was determined to drag the corrupt general down with him even if it meant his death.
"Take him out and behead him!" the Queen commanded with a bold and domineering air.
"Yes, sir!"
The fastest groom in history to be removed from the dating scene has emerged, and he was removed by his newlywed wife who refused to acknowledge him.
The groom, carried away to his "execution": ...
They've gone too far with their bragging.
Joy turns to sorrow.
"My Queen, I'm your stinky egg, your groom! Ugly gave me a get-out-of-jail-free card, you've killed the wrong person!"
He was choked on his wedding day and carried away as a target; he's definitely the most miserable groom in history, sob sob~~
The queen did not speak, and the "traitor" was taken away.
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