On their wedding day, in order to give the couple some alone time, Chou Chou was taken away by Zhang Tong again.
Zhou Tong was afraid that he would ask her to teach him to dance, so she stayed in Tang Lao's courtyard with her father and younger brother.
Zhou Yan laughed at him, saying that the medical genius had switched to scientific research.
His words were cleverly chosen, evoking memories of the day Tang and the others arrived on the island.
"Haha, Xiao Yan, you know what? We were dragged into dancing on our very first day here. That's how I got Lao Tao away."
Tao Yongjiang laughed heartily: "Chou Chou is such a lively child. The other day he was dancing an upside-down dance, with his head on the ground and his buttocks in the air. We old bones almost fainted from the shock."
If it weren't for his old friend rescuing him, he would truly be the first doctor in history to faint from dancing, proving the saying that doctors cannot heal themselves.
Song Yunchao couldn't help but laugh and said, "Yes, the old Chinese medicine doctor Tao understands scientific research, and I, a mere martial artist, also understand scientific research. We've both become experts."
Zhou Tong: ...Luckily I ran fast, that was terrifying!
I blame myself again. Why did I even get a phonograph? I deserve it.
The patriarch brought back two bowls of soup, which he stored away in his spatial storage as soon as he got home. He planned to go out and meet the snakes later.
Other people's wedding night is spent alone with their spouses, and so on; their wedding night is spent with a snake.
That's outrageous.
Shishi was envious again and eagerly urged everyone to let her in.
Then, before it got dark, the Xie family's courtyard was locked and bolted. If you didn't know about the corpse's situation, you would think they were doing *that* during the day.
"You stinky egg, you haven't dressed Shishi in clothes yet."
"Shishi is wearing a skirt, but she wants to wear your pants. Let's swap."
Men's and women's clothing are different. Her first impression was of men's clothing, and she still remembered it.
Xie Lin glanced at her and said, "You mean, you wear my pants, and I wear your skirt?"
"Yeah, is it not allowed? Shishi wants to wear it."
She clung to Xie Lin's arm and shook it, just like the spoiled little girl people used to describe, waiting for you to coax her.
But he knew she wasn't being coquettish, because she didn't understand.
She just wants one thing, and if she can't get it, she'll keep thinking about it and thinking about it forever.
To prevent her from having the opportunity to pull down his pants and causing an unnecessary embarrassment, he took them off.
"Okay, I'll go out and change. Here are the pants; I'm not wearing a skirt."
After thinking for a moment, he added, "Too small, I can't wear it."
"My clothes are too big, are you sure you want to wear them?"
"If you're going to wear it, Chou Dan's is Shi Shi's."
Xie Lin: ...
So, what kind of nonsense is she remembering?
Stinky Egg went out, then came back in. Not only did she change her clothes, but she also brought a new set for the brat, so she could change when she was done playing.
He intended for her to come into the room to change, but she changed right in front of him. She was quick and stripped herself naked in an instant, before he could even turn around.
The snow-white expanse reminded him of the silky smooth touch he felt when he bathed her.
What everyone knows so well has become boiled crab.
That brat! Does she even understand the difference between boys and girls?
So, before little Shishi could even complain about the pants being too big and falling down, he was made to sit on a small stool and listen to the lesson.
"Shishi, you are a girl. You can't take off your clothes or lift them up in front of men, understand?"
"It is, it is not good for others to see your body."
He's not doing well now, sigh!
"Stinky Egg, you said it, Shi Shi remembers. You're Stinky Egg, not someone else. Stop talking and hurry up and help Shi Shi. Your pants keep falling down and you're stepping on the ground."
Xie Lin was helpless.
Yes, I'm your stinky egg, but I'm afraid I'll turn into a beast egg, understand?
Short sleeves become capri, tops become skirts, and trousers can be used as costumes.
He's a head taller and bigger than you, no wonder he's not big.
Seeing her constantly tugging at her pants, her little expression full of distress, Xie Lin felt both annoyed and amused, and all romantic thoughts vanished.
"I already said it's big, why are you still wearing it? Do you want to change into your own clothes?"
"No, I want to wear the rotten egg one, to show it to the eldest and second eldest brothers. Shishi wants to ask them if it looks good."
Xie Lin: ...They don't know anything.
The brat may seem easy to coax, but she's actually quite stubborn; once she decides to do something, she'll definitely do it.
Since we know we can't stop her, the only way is to help her solve the problem.
Even with the belt buckled to its smallest setting, it was still too big; I had to use the whole rope to hold it in place. I rolled up my trouser legs again and again until finally I didn't have to step on them anymore.
The clothes were so big they looked like a child wearing adult clothes, but she was actually quite happy about it.
Her hobbies are truly incomprehensible!
Do you really like military uniforms that much?
As night fell, the two sneaked out again.
The young soldiers on guard duty were completely bewildered as they watched the bride being helped along.
The clothes my sister-in-law is wearing are so big, they must belong to Deputy Regiment Commander Xie, right? What are they playing?
"Deputy Regiment Commander Xie, what's this, sister-in-law?" one of the young soldiers asked curiously.
"You guys must have been so full that you brought her out to digest her food. You must have worked hard."
Actually, it was because her crotch was too big, making it difficult for her to walk; she almost fell just now.
The young soldier scratched his head and said, "No, it's not hard work. Deputy Regiment Commander Xie, you've had a tougher time."
It must be tiring, having to take the kids out to play every night.
Sigh...
After turning the corner, the patriarch couldn't stand her pulling up her crotch with every step she took, so he simply carried her on his back.
"I told you not to wear it, but you insisted. Now look what happened, it's even inconvenient for you to walk."
"That's great, it has a rotten egg on its back."
Head of the family: ...
The patriarch carried the giant snake on his back.
Okay, she really doesn't need long legs.
In hindsight, the elders realized a problem.
"Shishi, why are they always waiting for us at the foot of the mountain? Wouldn't they be terrified if someone saw them?"
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