Zhou Heng's side was collectively shocked when the chaotic battle broke out.
It wasn't fear of the shock, but an unbelievable astonishment.
The enemy was in deep internal strife, and their lives were at stake; there was no extra time to think things through.
But they do have them.
Through the cracks in the rocks, they witnessed enemy soldiers being shot down one by one by their own guns, the locations of which were truly indescribable.
They didn't see a snake, but the other person kept shouting about snakes, so it's highly likely they were under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs.
They'd heard of hallucinogenic plants, but they never imagined they'd be this... amazing, absolutely amazing!
Zhou Yan was injured in the arm. When he saved Han Shufang, a bullet grazed his shoulder. He lost a lot of blood, though not a lot. His face was deathly pale at the moment, but this scene made him so excited that his face warmed up again.
Even Heaven couldn't stand it anymore. They robbed and killed Chinese people on Chinese soil. They deserved it.
It would be even more satisfying if a bolt of lightning struck them all down.
"Dad, be careful, look down."
There are still some who are sober. Are they planning to fight to the death, killing instead of arresting?
That's truly vicious.
Splat!
Boom~~
Thunder and lightning struck, and trees collapsed.
Brother Shidan's eyes widened like copper bells.
That's like being struck by lightning.
God really smiled upon us! Oh ho ho.
Although it wasn't a person who was struck, it was still a strike; the broken tree fell on the person who launched the sneak attack.
That feels great!
Boom~
Okay, this time it's someone who gets chopped up.
To be hit by a tree and then struck by lightning, foaming at the mouth and smelling burnt—how unlucky must this person be?
Zhou Yan felt incredibly relieved. He ran to pick up the man's gun and gave a thumbs-up to the sky.
Right? This lightning looks like it struck from mid-air.
Could it be that I've lost too much blood and my vision is blurry?
Others also suspected they were seeing things, or rather, suspected they had been poisoned by hallucinogenic plants.
Because it was dark, they could see the starting point of the lightning quite clearly; it was indeed in mid-air, not overhead.
The three old men looked at each other and pinched each other's thighs in perfect unison.
"Ooh ooh~" (Gently, gently.)
"Mmm, hmph." (Be gentle, hmph.)
"......"
Zhou Heng pulled his youngest son to move further away to avoid infection.
Hey, hallucinogenic herbs only numb the nerves and disturb the eyes; they don't make you lose the sense of pain.
The guards silently looked away, pretending they hadn't seen anything.
Anyway, it was dark, so the leaders certainly wouldn't know that they were being watched.
Ugly Cub, having climbed to the very top of the tree, clapped its little hands, patted the eldest's big head with satisfaction, and slid down its body.
The corpses were killed in half, and he and the boss killed in half as well. It was fair.
Seeing that the enemy had been completely wiped out, the patriarch symbolically thumped twice before landing first.
Pretending not to see his mother-in-law, he reached out and caught the mischievous hero.
"Shishi, the bad guy is poisoned by hallucinogenic drugs and is attacking himself. You have to be careful. It's getting dark, so don't touch the hallucinogenic herbs."
"Huh? What? It's a corpse..."
"Don't be afraid, I'll carry you on my back and won't let you touch the hallucinogenic herb. If Stinky Egg touches it and doesn't recognize you, just slap Stinky Egg's face to wake him up."
"Why doesn't Stinky Egg recognize Corpse? Stinky Egg should recognize Corpse."
Great, the big mouth has diverted attention.
"That's why Stinky Egg said to be careful. If we touch that grass, Stinky Egg won't recognize Corpse, and Corpse won't recognize Stinky Egg either."
"Huh? Then stinky egg carries corpse, and corpse shouldn't touch that grass. Corpse has to always recognize stinky egg."
The corpse jumped directly onto his back, not wanting to touch the ground at all.
To guide his mother-in-law's thoughts toward hallucinations, the patriarch went to great lengths, secretly chuckling as he observed her expression.
He was incredibly important to the little girl.
She figured it wouldn't be long before he would have captured her entire heart.
"Hey, can you give the money to Shishi for safekeeping? Shishi is worried that you won't recognize her and then she won't have money to buy sweet water."
The patriarch's smiling face froze.
The patriarch gradually lost his expression.
The patriarch shed two deep tears.
It's too early to be happy.
Judging from her mother-in-law's expression, it was clear that she had also been led astray, mistaking the enemy's "possession" for a hallucinogenic drug, but she felt no sense of accomplishment whatsoever.
Sigh...
Don't sigh, there's still another one to go.
Very important!
It's related to whether he'll get a spanking.
"Shishi, why did you say 'bird'? Who taught you that?"
"That's what Egg said during their secret chat in the compound. They couldn't understand what the corpses were saying, so they asked Egg. Egg said that men and women are different, and that he himself is a little bird."
Head of the family: ...
He glanced at his mother-in-law, whose expression had softened as she listened intently, and felt relieved; he wouldn't be beaten anymore.
"You're not allowed to talk about this to others anymore. It's not good for a girl to say that. Our Shishi is so pretty, she should be a civilized and good girl."
"Oh, okay, then I won't talk about anyone else. Is that stinky egg a little bird? I haven't seen it yet, I'm thinking..."
"Stop talking, you don't want to, you don't want to at all."
The patriarch was both ashamed and flustered.
Honey, there are still people here.
"Yes, I do. Shishi's is different from Choudan's. What does Choudan's little bird look like? Shishi has never seen it."
"Stinky Egg has seen Corpse's, so Corpse wants to see Stinky Egg's too..."
The patriarch's face was familiar again. He spun her 180 degrees from his back to the front, and covered her mouth tightly with his large hand.
Why is this mouth moving so fast?
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