More than ten minutes later, everyone returned to the main road.
The other party had virtually no chance of survival; the scene was horrific and eerily chilling.
This forest is too eerie.
But because of the strange circumstances, they were all safe and sound.
“Old Zhou, when you get back to Haishi, find a traditional Chinese medicine doctor to identify hallucinogenic herbs, so you don’t fall for them again next time,” Xiao Men said, glancing at Zhou Lie.
"Yeah, Lao Xiao, you have to recognize me too, you pinched me so hard just now."
Zhou Lie snorted inwardly, mocking him for not recognizing herbs. He himself was no different, old geezer. His legs must be bruised, and his wife must be heartbroken to see it.
Song Yunchao remained silent, feeling that the two of them were too embarrassing. When he saw the big treasure coming out of the forest, his eyes lit up.
"Shishi, Xiao Xie, are you alright? Hey, Xiao Xie, what happened to your face?"
“Niece-in-law, why is your face swollen too? Did those bastards beat you up? I’m going to whip their corpses right now.”
It was clearly dark outside, and the headlights weren't shining in that direction, so how did you manage to spot it?
The turtle cake wasn't made; it was a gift from your dear grandniece.
Neither victim wanted to explain, because they both knew they couldn't out-talk someone.
She'll definitely try to take credit for it.
Sure enough, the moment their thoughts crossed their minds, the corpse opened its huge mouth.
"It's alright, Third Master. Stinky Egg just ran into some bad grass and doesn't recognize Egg Mother. Egg Mother also ran into some bad grass and doesn't recognize Stinky Egg."
"The Corpse Stick didn't touch the bad grass, but it woke them up."
ha? ? ?
Everyone looked confused.
Bad weeds? Shake them awake?
Were they also under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs?
But they recognize people when they're under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs. Are there different types of hallucinations?
Oh right, the enemy's people can't recognize each other, that's why they started fighting, and they even targeted that particular place. Before meeting the King of Hell, they still have to experience the pain of being a man. It seems there really are different categories.
Anyone who didn't know better would think they had a deep-seated blood feud.
No, I need to memorize this and learn more about medicinal herbs when I get back.
Xiao Danye seemed to have sensed something amiss. Seeing that Han Shufang was likely unable to hear him as she walked towards the car, he lowered his voice slightly and asked in a serious tone:
"Shishi is great, the first one! By the way, how did you wake up Chou Dan?"
Praise someone before asking; the answer you get will be closer to the truth.
Xiao Danye had already grasped the lifeline of that corpse.
Shishi stood tall and proud, accepting the praise as a matter of course, and then explained it very clearly.
"Chou Dan said he needed to be slapped to wake up, so Shi Shi slapped him. Then Chou Dan woke up, and he was hugging Shi Shi, so it was easy to slap him."
"It's like this: Egg Mom is lying on the ground, and Corpse has to hang upside down on Stinky Egg to hit Egg Mom's face so it doesn't touch the grass. Then Egg Mom, who is sleeping, jumps up."
As expected, the analysis was thorough and well-organized. Xiao Danye was secretly pleased, but he didn't show it on his face.
No wonder it's so swollen; this person has absolutely no regard for family ties.
Given the similar degree of swelling in their faces, in her mind, Egg Husband's position and Egg Mother's position were almost the same.
This egg-maker must be heartbroken, hee hee hee~
"The strength is excellent, and the detoxification is very effective," the patriarch commented numbly.
Actually, it hurts my face.
He slapped him across the face so easily, but he almost ended up needing to replace his entire set of metal teeth.
You brat.
Very inappropriately, joyful laughter rang out in the wilderness.
Hahaha......
Even Xiao Danye couldn't resist, his goose-like quack turned into a duck-like quack, quack quack quack~
Laughter and cheers dispelled fear and chased away fatigue.
At the same time, because of Shishi's strange behavior, the strangeness of tonight was naturally attributed to the hallucinogenic weeds, and everything became reasonable.
Darkness provided the best cover; no one saw the three of them make a move, nor did anyone see how they did it.
Chou Chou pretended not to hear anything and secretly transferred some supernatural power to Zhou Yan while Zhou Tong was bandaging his wounds.
It won't get better immediately, but it will heal naturally without getting infected.
Han Shufang was initially a little embarrassed by the laughter, but when she saw Su Lan standing next to her eldest son, she was overjoyed.
Her son has finally found happiness; she's getting a daughter-in-law! What a joyous occasion!
In an effort to force them to stop, the other side would puncture their tires. There was no village or shop in sight, and it was pitch black, so even if they had a spare tire, they couldn't change it.
Tomorrow I will also need to contact the relevant departments nearby to handle the matter, so I will not be able to leave and will have to rest in place.
Lu Fan went to find some dry branches and lit them.
Zhang Dong led a few men to haul the enemy's large truck up, moved all the equipment inside to other vehicles, and spread out seats for the ladies to rest.
Several old men and the Zhou family father and son each occupied a back seat of a car, while the others took turns keeping watch at night.
After experiencing the thrilling tension, once everyone relaxed, they were really sleepy and soon drifted off to sleep.
To clarify, the "ladies" mentioned here do not include the little Shishi.
She also wanted to sleep, but she wanted to sleep while holding Stinky Egg, because she was afraid that Stinky Egg might suddenly not recognize her, and it would be easier for her to do things while holding him.
The patriarch has passed away.
It seems like she's addicted to hitting him.
He scooped the short-legged kids into his car, closed the doors and windows, and then tossed them into his spatial storage.
They claimed it was to prevent them from going in and getting something to eat if they got hungry, but really it was because they were ashamed and wanted to avoid seeing it.
"Sleep well and don't be naughty. I'll let you out during my night watch. Don't change your clothes, understand?"
"Got it." The two rascals happily abandoned their patriarch and went into the space to eat and drink to their hearts' content.
They still remember the delicious food they packed in G City.
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