Wow, those two snakes are amazing! They actually brought back a small truckload of supplies. He hadn't even noticed the trucks weren't in his storage space before.
There were bags, bottles and jars, and also very large plastic bottles.
He glanced at it and his eyes widened: brown sugar, white sugar, rock sugar, salt, canned dace, soy sauce, peanut oil.
Did they raid someone else's kitchen?
They all look unopened; that must be the supermarket the little girl was talking about.
What a coincidence! He was just worried about not being able to get the seasonings, and the two clever guys brought them back.
There were also two cardboard boxes labeled "rice cooker" and "oven".
Putting aside what it was for now, let's talk about the cardboard boxes. How did they manage to load all those small bottles into the car?
Biting with your mouth?
Never mind, as long as it works.
With another gurgling sound, Xie Lin realized there was another small cart; the eldest brother had already pushed it out of the room.
His first thought was to look at the back door, but it was closed. Then he saw the second son's big tail wrapped around the push handle of the cart and pulling it out.
He was so engrossed in the things in the cart that he didn't notice the eldest brother until now.
Looking at the contents of the eldest brother's handcart, his lips twitched.
He didn't understand the description of the women's products, such as "slim and ultra-thin" (24cm or 28cm), but the shape of the icon on the packaging was a bit strange.
I glanced down again and saw tissues, toothpaste, towels, and pink fluffy slippers.
What kind of hobby do these two snakes have?
Shouldn't searching for supplies mean searching for food?
Or is it because they can't read and just take things as they see them?
When he saw the words on a cardboard box, he spat out the porridge in his mouth.
A boon for big birds, you deserve it!
The three-dimensional icons above made him blush.
Do men in that world wear such tight-fitting underwear?
"Hey, you stinky egg, what are you doing? You sprayed the corpse!"
"Ah, oh, no... pfft, cough cough cough..."
If the previous one was merely close-fitting, this one is a blood-pumping experience.
It's a set packaged in a transparent bag, so you can clearly see the whole outfit inside. It's a vibrant and alluring bright red.
The icon is actually a full-body image of a person, with snow-white skin covered by only a tiny bit of fabric...
The accompanying words are: surging waves and graceful figures.
His lack of formal education doesn't mean he can't understand it.
Cough cough cough......
The person's face turned a deep liver color.
Eldest brother, second brother, you guys...
"You stinky egg, you spat on me! If you spit again, I'll bite you!" Corpse wiped his face, put his hands on his hips, and roared angrily.
The patriarch choked on his own saliva and coughed incessantly, unable to respond to her at all.
Shishi was worried that if he kept coughing, he would cough up his lungs, so she stopped yelling at him and patted his back tenderly.
"Hey, did you eat a fish bone? Are you hurt? Should we go find Ugly to come and take a look?"
As children grow up, they become able to see beyond the surface and understand the true nature of things.
That's right, honey, you'll never guess the real reason why that stinky egg is in such a sorry state.
Now, all he can think about is you wearing that little outfit; he's coughing so hard he can't stop his mind from wandering off.
Old man, how pitiful.
It's even more pitiful to be able to trick an old man into drinking some soup but not being able to eat meat.
After a long while, the old man calmed down, but his eyes darted around and he didn't dare to look at his young wife.
"No, I'm fine. Shishi, go eat. I'll be done in a bit."
When Han Shufang returned, she felt that her son-in-law was acting strangely. Seeing that everyone else was up, she didn't ask. She gave the flatbread to her daughter and told them to wait for her to have breakfast before going to the hospital together.
The patriarch appeared calm and agreed, pulling Shishi upstairs slowly. The others, however, secretly wished they could shrink the distance to an inch and immediately return to their rooms to access their spatial dimension.
"Hey, you stinky egg, your little bird's getting... mmm..."
Ta-da!
Whoosh~~
Bang~~
Apart from them, almost everyone in the Zhou family was in the living room.
Of the six people, one was dumbfounded, two were confused, and two were clueless. Only Han Shufang seemed to realize something, and her face flushed bright red.
Even eating breakfast can be... cough, this young couple really knows how to have fun.
Inside the space, the boiled crab had successfully transformed, abandoning his outspoken wife and heading straight into the bathroom.
Ahhh, he's going to die, he's going to die, he's so embarrassing!
Others might not know, but the mother-in-law definitely does. Oh no, how will he ever be able to face anyone again?
You brat! Last time you threw a tantrum and demanded to see *that* thing, and when he finally had no choice but to let you see it, he told you not to keep talking about it. Why did you still blurt it out?
If you want to say something, go back to your room and talk about it.
It's all the eldest and second eldest's fault. Why did they have to bring back those little clothes of all?
However, it should look quite good on Shishi...
My thoughts have changed again...
Keep reading...
Cough cough...
Inside, the water was gurgling softly, while outside, the corpses were jumping for joy.
"Wow, a little car! Another little car! Big brother, second brother, did you bring these back? Where did you bring them back?"
"It looks just like Shishi's little car! Are you going to Shishi's place? How are you going? Shishi wants to go, to fill up lots and lots of free snacks."
Hiss, hiss~~ (This is fun, lots of humans are fighting over it.)
Hiss, hiss~~ (The humans don't want the food.)
Corpse tilted its head. "Humans don't want you to move it, so Corpse, take a look."
"Oh right, there's no food. It's okay, you can take Shishi with you. Shishi is very good at finding supplies."
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