I promised to find meat for the two snakes, but meat coupons alone wouldn't be enough to satisfy their huge appetites; I'd have to find some mountain produce.
The patriarch, looking miserable, rode his old bicycle out of the compound with two others in tow.
I can't drive luxury cars or fast cars, big cars or small cars, I'm so itchy!
Lu Fan and Zhang Dong watched the departing figures and sighed deeply.
They're so useless, even my sister-in-law doesn't need their protection. Sigh.
They were wrong; Shishi was simply worried that they would interfere with her meat hoarding.
“Stinky Egg, they didn’t come. Shishi wants a lot of wild boars, and also Feifei and Little Teeth, and wild goats.”
However, none of what she had hoped for came to pass; instead, she caught two bison, a male and a female.
The patriarch immediately decided to raise the cubs, promising to feed them one meal at a time, and then feed them every meal. He could calculate it, and Shishi and Chou Chou could calculate it too, so they agreed.
But: "Hey, where's the food for the eldest and second eldest? We still haven't found it."
All right.
The patriarch could only continue hunting.
hold head high?
There are wild deer here?
Seeing the lively and energetic guy, Xie Lin felt his blood boil.
I've heard that venison is very nourishing, and since my little girl hasn't been eating much since her period started, this is perfect for her.
Ugly has gained a little weight, but is still short, while Little Nun is too thin; they both need to eat more.
Forget it, I'll just bring a piece of meat home so the whole family can have some nourishment.
Without hesitation, they brought the wild deer into the space and began to slaughter it, cutting it into pieces. They set aside one piece for the warehouse, gave one piece to the Zhou family, and distributed the rest to the two snakes.
"Look, after you eat the meat, be good and don't scare the cow. They're kept to have calves so we can have more meat to eat later."
When they first came in, these two were eyeing the two cows menacingly.
The two snakes were quite satisfied and hissed in agreement.
They moved some tree seedlings to the mountain in the space, built a fence for the cattle, and moved some tender grass inside so that the cattle could be self-sufficient. The three of them then leisurely descended the mountain.
As I passed by the reeds by the lake, I heard the quacking of ducks.
"Oh, there's a white flying bird over there."
"That's not Feifei, it's a wild duck, Shishi. You need to learn to tell them apart. There will be more and more delicious food in the future. If you can't tell them apart, you won't be able to eat more delicious food."
The elders felt it was necessary to educate her and let her learn more common sense.
"It can fly."
Aren't all things that can fly flying?
A unified name is so much easier to remember.
The patriarch is very patient.
"Shishi, chickens are called Feifei, ducks are called Feifei, and birds are called Feifei. If one day you say you want to eat Feifei, no one will know which one you are talking about."
"But if you say you want to eat chicken, I'll know right away, right?"
"Now that you're human, you need to learn to remember names like humans do."
Shishi looked at his groin suspiciously, "Are birds also called Feifei?"
Xie Lin: ......
This bird can't get through.
Just then, a little sparrow flew overhead, and he pointed at it.
"That Feifei is called Little Bird. It's edible. Shishi, remember that? Chicken, duck, little bird."
Whoosh~
A stone flew up, and a bird landed on the ground.
"Remember, chickens, ducks, edible birds, and inedible birds."
"Stinky Egg, put it away. This is an edible little bird. We need to roast the bird meat."
Xie Lin: ......
I gritted my teeth, ignored her saying I couldn't eat it, and continued to correct her.
"Shishi, you always call everyone 'Dandan,' and you can call the whole compound by name. That's not good, and it's not very polite. Let's change it and call each other by name, okay?"
"One egg can call a bunch of people, you have to call a bunch of names, and remember them, it's too much trouble."
You understand how to leverage your advantages.
"But you can't tell which egg it is, can you? You can tell by calling its name."
"Shishi can tell the difference."
"But other people can't tell the difference."
"But I don't recognize this egg or know its name, so how do I call it? Is it polite to just say 'hello'?"
You have quite a few reasons.
Why call over a stranger?
The parents were determined to strike while the iron was hot and correct the little girl's bad behavior today.
"Chou Chou and Xiao Shi were also zombies who grew up and became humans. Xiao Shi can call them Dad and Mom without adding 'egg,' and Chou Chou can call them Grandpa and Grandma without adding 'egg.' Why is that?"
"Because they are human beings. When humans call someone 'Dad,' it's 'Dad,' not 'Egg Dad.' 'Mom' is 'Mom,' 'Grandpa,' 'Grandma,' 'Brother,' and so on..."
"Shishi, you're better than Chou Chou and Xiao Shi, right?"
To strike a snake at its vital point, the patriarch decided to start with what she cared about most.
He didn't want to be just an egg forever; he wanted to be a husband.
“Yes, that’s right.” When it comes to ability, the Queen never backs down.
"That's right, even they who aren't very good at it can remember it. You're the best, your brain should be smarter than theirs, right?"
That seems to make sense.
But she didn't quite understand what being capable and smart had to do with eggs.
"Brother, Shishi, come quick, there are lots of eggs here."
Chou Chou had already gone to catch ducks when they were discussing flying, and he found several piles of wild duck eggs.
Xie Lin had a sudden inspiration and pulled Shi Shi over.
"Shishi, this is a duck egg. Look, eggs are delicious, but people aren't delicious, so people aren't eggs."
"Other delicious options include eggs, steamed egg custard, egg pancakes, and eggs with brown sugar."
"Others might think all eggs are delicious, but you can't tell the difference between them. People will think you're not smart and are stupid because you can't even remember what to eat."
"So, from now on, let's call humans by their names and titles instead of 'eggs'?"
Shishi was completely confused by him.
"You stinky egg, this is so troublesome. You could just say that Shishi is human and should call Mom and Dad like humans do. Why all this explanation?"
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