Two snakes cautiously poked their heads out from behind the chair.
Seeing his little friend being pinned down, the eldest brother, a wolf with big ears, was slurping water and raising his big tail to sweep the patriarch away, but was held down by the second brother.
Hiss. (Get lost, don't disturb my show.)
The head of the family felt it was necessary to teach the child the common sense of laying eggs, and after getting a little interest, he crossed his legs and held the child on his lap.
"Shishi, you can only lay eggs when you're older, not just by eating noodles. Don't listen to those gossips anymore. If you want to hear anything, just ask me and I'll tell you."
His voice is a little hoarse, what a mess.
Shishi isn't stupid. Gossip is more fun when you do it secretly. Telling her gossip openly isn't gossip; it's just being long-winded.
"Grandma said that eating noodles will bring you a son soon, like an egg waffle."
"That's a wedding custom, just a formality. It's auspicious, but it doesn't mean you'll actually have a baby if you eat it."
"Also, the hen that can't lay eggs isn't a real hen; it's a curse word used by bored people. They're mentally unstable, so don't imitate it."
Having a problem with one's thoughts is the same as having a problem with one's brain; there's nothing wrong with that.
She might not understand what "thought" means, but she'll understand it instantly if you talk about "brain".
really.
"Huh? Are they out of their minds? Then Shishi won't listen to them, she'll listen to the ones who are mentally sound."
The things she focuses on are always out of sync with his.
Everyone sighed, feeling that the wonderful time of actually laying egg waffles was a galaxy away.
"Shishi, to lay eggs, a man and a woman need to sleep together. Shishi is so smart, she must know that, right?"
"You're still too young now. We'll let you lay eggs when you're older, so don't worry about this for now, okay?"
"Your task now is to play with Chou Chou and Xiao Shi. You don't need to worry about adult matters."
Not only is he preoccupied with having eggs, but he's also worried about his ninth sister-in-law and second son's offspring. He's really very busy.
"I'm a woman, you're a man, we're sleeping together, so why isn't there an egg?"
"Hey, are you tired? The people in the compound say that if a man is tired, he can't have eggs."
Okay, we've come full circle again.
What did that suspicious little expression mean?
Does she want to know if he's tired? He's still throbbing down there.
He grabbed her waist with both hands and lifted her up a little, then straightened his legs and pressed her down a bit.
He awkwardly whispered a couple of words, hoping to see a surprised expression on the little girl's face; he was even a little expectant, but...
"You stinky egg, it's uncomfortable having a stick down there, I want to get up."
Xie Lin: ...Yes, it was indeed a success. All the beauty successfully vanished like bubbles into the world.
The eldest and second eldest brothers who were eavesdropping were stunned.
They all understand, so why doesn't she?
The eldest brother no longer looked at the patriarch with the intention of beating him up, but with pity and sympathy.
He has a wife who kisses, hugs, and lifts him up high, while he, a grown man, is...tsk tsk, a bit pathetic.
The second son also clicked his tongue, but not out of sympathy or pity; he just felt that the patriarch was too useless.
Why say so much? Just make her give birth to eggs.
The tail moves faster than the mouth.
It tilted its head and glanced sideways at the head-shaking leader, then swept its big tail across him.
The male snake was useless, and it didn't produce any offspring.
The patriarch, pitied by a snake, took a cold shower, carrying his heavy burden.
Listen closely, and you'll hear sighs coming from the bathroom.
I had just come out of the bathroom when I heard a knock on the door, so I took the bewildered guy out with me.
The head of the family is confused.
Why is she confused?
He was in a hurry to leave and didn't see the shrewd glint in the second brother's eyes that shouldn't have been there.
"Shishi, your aunt made some sweet lotus seed soup and asked if you and your brother would like some?"
Feeling lost and confused? All you need is a bowl of sweet soup.
"I want to eat, Ugly, Shishi wants to eat, hurry up."
As the patriarch watched the jubilant figure disappear into the distance, his thoughts drifted off course.
After having a proper meal and a bowl of noodles, and now I can even have sweet soup, my stomach... could probably carry two babies at once... right?
Whether I can carry twins is unknown, but I can definitely swallow two bowls of sweet soup.
"Mom, what kind of sweet soup is this? It's so delicious! Mom said she'd make sweet soup for Shishi, but she hasn't made it yet."
A foodie is a foodie indeed; he still remembers the mung bean and kelp soup that Zhang Tong promised when he caused trouble in the army canteen.
Han Shufang smiled and said, "This is lotus seed soup, which symbolizes the wish for many children. It's a good omen. Shishi likes it, so I'll make it for you again tomorrow."
The patriarch, seeing the gleaming light in her eyes, immediately sensed something was wrong and quickly put down the bowl to cover her mouth.
"Second brother... Stinky Egg said that eating certain foods can't produce offspring, so you have to eat small... um."
The patriarch finally understood why the brat had been confused earlier; it turned out that the second son had been playing the piano haphazardly.
Wow, you know quite a lot, you could even teach humans how to breed.
You brat, you can't betray your second brother, so you'll expose your man instead, huh?
Are you perhaps upset that your husband hasn't yet experienced the Zhou family's rules?
Her confusion just now must have been because she was thinking about how the wild boars in Hujia Village ate that stuff.
No need to guess, I'll definitely ask him in a minute: "Hey, is that wild boar about to lay eggs?"
"Who is the second son?"
“Mom, the second child is her toy. She counts them often, so she put them in order.”
"Mom, she's eaten too much. I'll take her out for a walk to help her digest."
Now it was the Zhou family's turn to be confused. If it was just for digestion, why cover their mouths?
The patriarch, who had dragged the person out, broke out in a cold sweat.
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