"You rascal, my neck hurts so much! Did Shishi fall off the bed again while sleeping?"
Xie Lin glanced at her.
He's already come up with his own excuses, what else can he say?
"Yes, you fell off the bed. Don't do it again next time, okay?"
I thought she would say "oh," but instead I heard, "You rascal, why didn't you stop Shishi? If you held her tighter, Shishi wouldn't have fallen."
They're quite adept at turning the tables.
The patriarch, expressionless, said, "Okay, hold me tighter tonight."
Last night, if I let him hold me, his arms would be burning.
It was still late at night outside. In order to prevent this girl from revealing the reason for her neck pain, the patriarch decided to stay in the space until it was broad daylight outside, and teach her some common sense about the bedroom.
He didn't believe this guy wouldn't get it after several dozen hours.
The young couple is living a shameless life when they're alone.
They were alone...
"You brat, Shishi went to play on the slide with the eldest and second eldest brothers, you can play by yourself."
"Didn't we just say we wanted to eat fish? Let's go fishing together."
"No, you catch them yourself. Shishi gets one, the eldest gets three, and the second eldest gets three. We can't leave any out."
The patriarch went fishing alone.
"Shishi, Chou Dan is taking you for a race."
“Shishi wants to play with the toy cars with the older and younger siblings, but you, as an adult, will play with the big cars by yourself.”
"My car is fast, are you sure you don't want to get in?"
"No, the eldest and second eldest are too big to fit in. Shishi wants to stay with them."
The patriarch's fiery passion for racing was largely extinguished.
"Shishi, you've already drunk three bottles of sweet water, you can't drink anymore."
"Then drink it from the rotten egg's mouth."
"Oh, okay then." The tone was reluctant, but the corners of her mouth were curved.
She took the initiative.
"You stinky egg, this is the third bottle already. I'm not drinking anymore, Shishi is full."
"Aren't you supposed to be able to drink a lot? Why are you drinking so little today?"
Shishi stretched out both hands and roared, "I've finished counting with this hand, and I've finished counting with this hand too! You say it's too few?"
"Hmph, I'm ignoring you. I'm going to play duck herding with the eldest and second eldest brothers."
The patriarch stood alone, picking up the bottles scattered on the floor.
Eldest brother, second brother, you stole my wife, I'm not finished with you!
The two snakes, which were swaying wildly in the pond, suddenly shivered.
Hmm, is the wind picking up?
Why does it feel so chilly?
That night, the head of the household finally got to have his wife all to himself, so he seized the opportunity.
"Shishi, do you know what marriage is?"
"Yes, I know. I married you, Ninth Brother and Ninth Sister-in-law got married, Mom and Dad got married..."
"After marriage, you become husband and wife. Do you know what a husband and wife should do?"
"I know, once you're married, you'll live in the same house, sleep together, and eat together."
"Anything else?"
"Men earn money, women spend it."
"Anything else?"
"You cook for me."
"Anything else?"
"You do my laundry."
"Anything else?"
This time, there was no immediate answer. After a long pause, her tone turned somewhat cold, "You stinky egg, what are you trying to say?"
I kept asking her until she was sleepy.
"Shishi, we're married now. You're my wife, and I'm your husband."
"What you just said is all right. We'll live in the same house, eat together, and I'll give you money to spend, cook for you, and do your laundry."
"Yeah, then why did you ask?"
He kissed her pouting lips. "Does Shishi like kisses like this too?"
"Mmm, I like it." She excitedly gave him a kiss, snuggled closer to him, and draped one leg over his waist.
The patriarch's eyes lit up, and he took her little hand and placed it on his chest.
“Shishi, husband and wife should sleep together, but there are two kinds of sleeping. One is to chat under the covers, like we are now, and then when we get sleepy, we close our eyes and fall asleep.”
"Are there any other ways to sleep?" The little rabbit asked, her face full of curiosity.
"Yes, there's another one: sweating before bed makes you sleep more comfortably, that's it."
"Oh, you mean fighting?"
The matriarch thought about it and said, "Okay, she's seen it."
"Yes, does Shishi want to fight?"
Shishi pouted, "You're so boring, you stinky egg."
"I didn't expect that, but Chou Dan can't beat Shi Shi."
Head of the family:......
"Shishi, what I meant was..."
Exhale, inhale, exhale
Communication failed.
The next day, his wife was taken away by the eldest and second eldest sons again, and the patriarch continued to act as a stay-at-home dad until nightfall.
"Shishi, let's talk about the fight again. It's like this..."
Bang~
Shishi accepted the challenge and kicked the patriarch away.
"You stinky egg, I told you, you can't beat me."
Before it even started, the patriarch was completely defeated.
The third night.
He pressed down on it directly.
"Shishi, listen to me, Chou Dan will wait for you to grow up, but..."
Smack smack~~
"You rascal, give me a kiss." Shishi hugged his neck and pulled him down to kiss him.
The patriarch, thoroughly defeated, had long forgotten about the educational courses and was once again speeding off on his own.
After the high-speed chase, the patriarch suddenly realized: three days of solitude yielded nothing.
No wonder he's a tough nut to crack at three years old.
Tough to crack!
When they met in the hallway, Zhou Tong felt a strange, resentful gaze and was somewhat puzzled.
"Brother-in-law, didn't you sleep well last night? You look terrible."
Okay, very good. You only slept one night, while I slept three nights.
"Ninth Brother, happy wedding!"
His face was all smiles, and his words seemed normal, but Zhou Tong always felt there was something strange about him.
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