Chapter 329 Guagua is a Clever Fork



The two snakes spun around in the space like giant tops, their tails curled around bottles containing supernatural energy water. They fed one snake to the other as it entered, and then threw the other away after feeding it.

While he was busy, a noise came from inside the house. Taking advantage of the moment, he looked up and was startled by the two snakes that thumped Xie Lin's head.

Last time it was horizontal and its eyes were closed, but this time it's vertical.

Its face is so strange, square, with two big, blinking eyes.

It has three antenna-like things on its head that sway as it walks.

It can speak even though you can't see its mouth.

What's even stranger is its legs, which are so thin and long, but its feet are a normal size.

Oh no, now is not the time to observe, it's here, it's here.

(The patriarch has raided our base again.)

The quack rushed over with boundless enthusiasm.

After being locked up for so long, I've finally seen some living things.

"Hello, my name is Guagua. Where is my owner?"

Eldest and Second Brother: ...Who knows who your master is?

Boss, are you brave? (Are you human or a ghost?)

Looking like that, it must be a ghost.

I'm so afraid of snakes.

duang duang duang.

Outside.

After much effort, Shishi finally found the suspect.

“Hey, I found two people, a man and a woman, they were talking behind a rock, but I couldn’t understand them.”

"Sigh, I can't understand it even at that bastard's base, and I can't understand it here either. If only someone could tell me how to understand this kind of language."

Xie Lin was checking to see if anyone else was in the water, so he couldn't worry about the two people for the time being, and naturally, he couldn't worry about the discouraged little girl either.

He only turned his attention back to the water when no one was in it.

Noticing the commotion inside, he assumed the two snakes had fed the people they had taken in water and was about to move them out when he was met with a pair of large eyes flashing blue light.

What the heck is this?

Has the small door opened again?

Living things cannot enter this space on their own; this thing clearly looks high-tech.

Its owner?

They hurriedly moved the person who had drunk water out, and were about to ask who its owner was when the quack revealed itself.

"Where is my master, Shishi? Please let my master come out."

“I was created by my master, and I can sense her call whenever she summons me.”

"Oh dear, it's about to run out of power, hurry up and charge it."

Xie Lin was stunned to see it rush towards the socket on the dining table and shove the antenna in the middle of its head into the socket.

Won't I get an electric shock?

It takes ten minutes to charge and two hours to use. It only takes one minute outside before it takes out its antennae.

"Alright, that'll last for two hours. Where's my master?"

"Master, Master, where are you? Guagua is coming to find you."

"Have you seen my owner? My owner is very beautiful and smart, just as smart as Guagua. If you see her, please tell me!"

"My master will be very happy to see me, and I am also very happy to finally see the light of day again. Oh, there is no sun here."

"It's okay, my master likes me so much, he'll definitely take me to see the sun. Aren't you all envious?"

The croaking creature shortened its legs, transforming from an adult croaking creature into a child croaking creature, and stood in front of the two snakes, tilting its head and asking.

Eldest brother and second brother: ...It's confirmed, this ghost is a talkative ghost.

And he's an idiot.

They are snakes, they can't talk, why ask them?

Could it talk to Shishi and Xiaoshi like that?

Give it a try.

Boss: Hiss. (You're an idiot.)

"You're the idiot, your whole family are idiots, but Guagua is a genius. He knows everything from astronomy to geography, is fluent in thousands of languages, and has a brilliant mind."

A dragon-like roar.

Eldest and Second Eldest: ......

Xie Lin ignored the black lines on his forehead and asked, "What are you? You know Shishi?"

"You're the one who's 'thing,' your whole family are 'things,' what are you? What are you doing pretending to be a ghost?"

Xie Lin: ...He has to admit defeat when it comes to words.

The eldest and second eldest finished their work, didn't want to deal with the idiot, and went to take a nice bath in the tub.

"I am Shishi's husband. If you want to see her, I will let you out."

"But you can't touch her, because this place isn't suitable for someone like you... With the advent of high-tech products, if you make too much noise, people will notice that something's wrong with her."

He can cover it up so no one can see it, but Deng Peng can see Shi Shi, so it's best not to make too much noise.

The quack chuckled, "Alright, alright, as long as you let me see my master, you're a good thing."

Xie Lin: ...Thank you.

"Master, Guagua is here."

As soon as she appeared, Gua completely forgot about their earlier agreement and gave Shishi a bear hug, lifting her up in her arms.

If I hadn't stood in Deng Peng's way...

"Quack, put him down! Do you want to go inside?"

Guagua was so happy that it put the person down with a chuckle and circled around the stunned person.

Then he offered a sincere compliment: "Master, you are still so beautiful, super beautiful, the most beautiful in the whole world."

"Master, is your brain still super smart? Let Guagua test you."

"Jili gulu dingguagua, what's the next line?"

Complimented on her beauty, Shishi's lips curled into a smile, and she no longer minded being hugged by strangers.

What's the next sentence?

She didn't know what the next sentence was.

"Shishi really doesn't know."

"Wow, Master, you're still so smart! You got it right on the first try."

Xie Lin: ......

He looked up at the clear blue sky above, then at the murky water, confirming that he was still in the real world, not in a dream.

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