Chapter 359 My sister-in-law is as lively as ever!



The two who went to "poop" were unaware of the commotion that had broken out here. Ugly released vines to surround them and cover their clothes, including part of the eldest and second eldest, and then rode them and galloped through the forest.

When they arrived at the wooden shed by the stream, the people had already gathered and were preparing to leave.

Twenty people, all together, no need for integration.

"Gagaga~"

"Oh ho ho~"

A melodious voice came from above, sounding both human and inhuman. Everyone's spirits lifted, and they all looked up.

A large head slowly emerged from each of the two trees—no, two heads, one a snake's head and the other a human head, both with green faces and open mouths, even their teeth were green.

It's not quite human, its body is connected to a snake's body, and it's covered in vines, like a monster growing on a tree.

The legs hanging from the snake's body are claw-shaped, unlike human feet, and the two hands are also branch-like claws.

The snake's head stretches out its tongue and hisses, while the human head opens its mouth and laughs.

"Aaaaah! It's a snake demon! It's a snake demon with a human head! There are two of them! Quick, open the gun and kill them!"

Those who reacted quickly and had some courage had already set up their guns, while the timid ones had their two noodle-like legs nailed to the ground, and a warm current was already flowing between their legs.

Click, whoosh~

Click, whoosh~

Each gun was cocked and then vanished into thin air the next second.

"Haha, whoosh whoosh whoosh~"

"Gaga gaga, biu biu biu~"

Behind every whoosh and every biu is the signal that a gun has vanished into thin air; no matter how tightly you hold on, there is no escape.

Without guns, they trembled as they drew their knives, but disappeared before they could even make a move.

Bald men experience this most acutely; their few remaining hairs are plucked one by one, and they dare not cry out in pain.

It's a monster, definitely a monster.

No wonder such a large factory was emptied in an instant.

Ahhh, help!

They were all terrified and knelt down begging for mercy.

"Please, snake demon... God, spare my life! Please, snake god, spare my life!"

Snakes can't understand it, and neither can humans.

The claws patted the snake's body, and the two eldest immediately swung their big tails, making a loud slapping sound.

After performing the whooshing sound a few times, it grabbed the people and threw them all into the stream.

They lifted it high and flung it far away. The stream wasn't deep, and there were many stones. Whether they could survive depended on their own fate.

If you dare to harm others, you must accept the fate of being harmed yourself.

When it was the bald man's and the dark-faced man's turn, they coiled one snake around the other, and this time they didn't throw it, but tossed it into the air.

They throw it up, it falls down and they catch it again, repeating this several times, scaring people so much they feel like they're going to vomit.

The second child glanced at the large tail covered in foreign objects and looked extremely disgusted.

It's dirty, it needs to be washed and scented when it gets home.

Hiss? (Did you throw it away?)

Shishi patted its head, indicating that it could be thrown away.

Whoosh~

A very smooth, sloping parabola.

Ugly did the same thing as the boss, throwing the dark-faced man far away.

Hehehe, this is so much fun.

Although I didn't actually beat anyone up, scaring them seems pretty good too.

Okay, time to poop, time to go home.

Shishi spat out the green leaf from her mouth and waved her hand.

"Big brother and second brother, go wash your tails clean and go home to ask Guagua for your reward."

Hiss hiss hiss. (I'd like an Eight Treasure Duck and a Honey-Glazed Roasted Rabbit.)

"Okay, I'll have both." She wants to eat them when we get back.

The four little devils had a great time, and the patriarch was happy too. He left under the pretext of picking someone up, and came back with several large bunches of grapes.

The grapevines in the space were laden with grapes, big and round, sweet and delicious.

"Sister-in-law, Chou Chou, where did you wash your faces? Was there water on them?" Lu Fan took the dripping grapes, looking puzzled.

"Yes, there is a small ditch there. The water is very clean. The grapes are picked from there and washed beforehand."

If they come back without washing their faces, people will think they didn't wash their hands after pooping.

With grapes to fill their stomachs, the group didn't linger on the road and returned directly to the island.

Xie Lin immediately went to Xiao Dan's office.

"You're back? Is everyone alright?"

Xiao Dan looked behind him.

I think I just saw two green things float by.

"Commander, everyone has been rescued. The other side not only kidnapped four doctors, but also took the entire village hostage."

"When we arrived, the General Military Region had already fought with the enemy. With so many hostages, we were in a very passive position. Several of our comrades were injured, blah blah blah."

"Later, we were able to quickly infiltrate the enemy by using Shishi's ability to control them and prevent them from using force. Lu Fan's team also relied on Chou Chou to quickly find their injured comrade and rescue him in time."

"So, Dad, when the people from the General Military Region call to inquire, you know what to say."

When the title changed from "chief" to "dad," Xiao Dan knew that his son-in-law had handed the reins over to him.

Alright, anyway, he's been doing this for a long time, so he's very familiar with the procedures and rhetoric for getting credit for his daughter. He's got a silver tongue now; he can make even a dead branch bloom into a flower.

Xie Lin brought up Shi Shi and Chou Chou because Xiao Dan knew some of their abilities.

The situation was somewhat strange. If he didn't bring it up, it would be troublesome if he couldn't get through to Comrade Yue and Xiao Dan was unaware of the situation.

"Okay, I know what to say. Have you interrogated them? Can you understand their language?"

“They’ve been interrogated; some of them will speak our language.”

"Dad, Shishi's artwork has been leaked. It's from Haishi. Curly Hair came here specifically to find out about Shishi and wants to kidnap her. Please contact my dad to ask about the situation."

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