Xie Lin's forehead throbbed.
Back when we lived in the dorms, my brothers loved to tell dirty jokes. They were all single except for Zhang Dong, so where did all that knowledge come from?
They've never even held a little girl's hand, how could they know what "can't" means?
Did they try?
Something's wrong!
A head popped out from the next room. "Wow, that scared me to death! I was wondering why there was a sound behind me. It was Deputy Regiment Commander Xie."
"Deputy Regiment Commander Xie, why are you staying in the dormitory?"
Ming Hailiang was very puzzled. Why not sleep with his beautiful wife at home? Why would he want to squeeze in with these stinky men?
Hmm, there are two children. Who is the other one wearing adult clothes?
Shishi heard the familiar voice and turned her head.
"Oh, it's you. I heard it too. Everyone in your room is asleep."
Ming Hailiang was stunned for a moment, his heart skipped a beat.
What's this little devil doing here so late at night?
"Sister-in-law, what do you want to hear?"
"Hey, want to hear some gossip? Like, does he think his wife is manly enough, or if she eats meat? Little Fanzi..."
"Haha, sister-in-law, this is canned food my mom sent. Here, take it all. You should go home with Brother Lin. Don't catch a cold so late at night."
Lu Fan jumped out of bed, quickly rummaged through the closet, pulled out a small package, and shoved it out the window.
Shut your mouth! If word gets out, everyone in their dorm will be too ashamed to show their faces.
Brother Lin, please, take your wife away quickly, spare my life.
"Canned food? What is it?"
You can gain this from listening to gossip?
Earn ten yuan during the day, and a bag of canned food at night, plus it's a mental treat—not bad at all!
Shishi was smug and pleased with herself.
She earned herself snacks again.
"Sister-in-law, there's canned meat and canned fruit, but I don't like them, I don't like any of them. Here, take them."
It's what he loves to eat, sob sob, but to shut his sister-in-law up, he has to force himself to eat it.
"I'd rather die than my fellow Daoists," he said. "Old Deng, Old Yun, Old He, Old Wang, Old Zhang, Old Zhao, what about you? Stop pretending to be dead, your wives are waiting."
If there's going to be bleeding, we all have to do it together.
Shishi looked completely bewildered. "You stinky egg, what am I waiting for?"
Her bewilderment didn't stop her from drooling as she opened a can of meat, which smelled delicious.
"It's really meat, it smells so good."
Xie Lin could only watch helplessly as Xiao Fanzi made a ruckus.
Ha, if you say he's no good, then let him pay the price.
"It's not that you're waiting, it's that they have something to give you."
"Oh, okay, I'll wait a bit. Xiao Fanzi, do you have chopsticks? I want to eat meat."
Ming Haiming's eyes shone like kilowatt searchlights.
What exactly was going on next door that my sister-in-law overheard? Why do they need to shut me up like this?
He could smell the aroma of meat; such a big bag, there must be so much good stuff in it.
He chuckled gloatingly, then quickly covered his mouth when he met four pairs of eyes.
"Ah, so sleepy, so sleepy, time for bed. Thank you, Deputy Regiment Commander, sister-in-law, and the two little ones. See you tomorrow."
Don't see her tomorrow either. He doesn't want his little princess to hear his gossip, and he doesn't have any canned meat to give his sister-in-law.
The six men who were being questioned no longer cared about pretending to be dead; silencing their sister-in-law was the priority, so they all got up and ransacked the place.
But they have no food, though they do have cigarettes. Would you like some, sister-in-law?
Lu Fan brought over a pair of chopsticks. "Sister-in-law, these are my chopsticks. They're clean. Please use them if you don't mind."
Shishi took the chopsticks, picked up a piece of meat for Chou Chou, then a piece for Xiao Shi, then a piece for Xie Lin, and ate a piece herself.
"It's salty and fragrant, and quite delicious. Xiao Fanzi, why don't you like it?"
"Next time I'll tell Comrade Yue that you don't like to eat meat, then you won't have to eat meat at your wedding."
Lu Fan: ......
You have to fill the hole you dug yourself.
None of the six of them ate snacks, and they usually relied on the cafeteria for food, so there was really nothing to give them. Zhang Dong rolled his eyes and took out 10 yuan.
"Sister-in-law, I don't know what you like to eat. Can I give you some money to buy it?"
Hmm? You can make money again?
Shishi nodded readily as she ate the meat, "Sure, I'll buy some food from the pretty lady tomorrow and give it to her."
"It's just that the pretty lady doesn't sell meat, so I can't give her meat to eat."
Zhang Dong: ...Is it impossible to get through this eating meat situation?
I regret it now; why did I have to be so talkative?
The other five followed suit.
Shishi not only got a bag of snacks after listening to some gossip, but also earned 60 yuan, which she happily handed over to the head of the family.
"I'll come listen again next time, you stinky egg, go home now."
The group of 7: ...Wait, why is there a next time?
"Brother Lin." The seven of them pleaded with their patriarch for help.
Xie Lin certainly wouldn't let the little girl into the boys' dormitory again; he'd explain the rules to her when they got back, but...
"After completing a full day's training tomorrow morning, resume normal training in the afternoon. Remember that."
"yes."
You devil!
The seven people only dared to complain in secret.
After seeing the family of four off, the seven of them collapsed onto the bed, their eyes lifeless.
Even single people's dorm rooms aren't safe.
In other places, people have to guard against thieves; here, they have to guard against their elusive sister-in-law.
Help!
The four of us shared a piece of food from a can, and finished it before we even left the dormitory.
"Stinky Egg, this is delicious. There are four more like this. We'll save them for Mom and Dad, Aunt and Uncle. We'll take these two inside for the eldest and the others."
Five cans of meat, Xiao Fanzi is really generous.
"Okay, you can arrange it yourself. Shishi, you can't come here anymore. You're a girl, and this place is full of men. It's not a good influence."
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