Once inside the mountains, the cubs were like tigers returning to the mountains; the seven of them ran wild as soon as they got up there.
"Your Majesty, I see it! There's a rabbit hole there."
"Today we're not catching rabbits, we're catching pheasants." Those people say she can't catch pheasants, how could that be?
Hmph, she's going to catch eight. One for each of her underlings, two for herself in two households, to make those jealous people who are jealous of her sarcastic remarks green with envy. As for the extra three, she has a plan.
Chen Xiao and his wife Han Shuyun, along with Zhang Tong, went up the mountain together. One of them looked after the child, while the other three gathered firewood.
They thought they would have to stay on the mountain for at least an afternoon, but before they could even gather a bundle of firewood, a pheasant was thrown in front of them.
Eight birds, no more, no less, and they were all lively and energetic. Only one vine was tied around their necks, leaving their feet free.
"Shishi, is it really that easy to catch her?"
The three of them saw her catching pheasants for the first time.
“It’s very easy. Shishi only wants 8, and there are also pheasants, but Shishi doesn’t want them.”
"Yes, yes, and there are also hopping pheasants, but the Queen wouldn't even look at them." Her eyes shone with undisguised admiration.
Having witnessed the Queen effortlessly trap pheasants with vines, one after another, leaving them no chance to escape, the underlings were filled with awe and admiration.
"Mom, there's another big one over there, its legs and mouth are tied up too. Brother Chen has already gone back to call the cafeteria staff to come and carry it out."
The three of them looked in the direction she pointed and were startled when they met two pairs of sharp eyes.
Two wild boars.
Alive.
No, how dare the little ancestor bring a wild boar to the canteen?
She used to feel wronged every time wild boar was served to the canteen.
Zhang Tong tentatively asked, "Shishi, are you really willing to give it directly to the cafeteria?"
"Here you go, Shishi is very generous, and, hehe, you'll see when we get back to the compound."
Shishi led eight pheasants and swaggered into the courtyard.
Not only did it amaze the soldiers on guard duty, but it also made many elderly women and children in the compound drool with envy.
Especially those who haven't had meat in a long time, unconsciously followed behind her to watch her walk the chickens.
Many people are wondering, if a pheasant breaks free and runs away while you're walking it, whoever catches it gets to keep it?
That's a pretty bold idea.
Of course, some people were just there for the amusement, because the scene was just too shocking.
Following the previous incident of pig theft and running around the yard, a new topic has emerged: chicken walking.
I've seen dogs being walked before, but this is the first time I've seen chickens being walked with their necks tied, and in such large numbers, it's quite a novelty.
Instead of going home immediately, Shishi took eight chickens for a walk around the yard, letting everyone know that she was an expert at catching pheasants.
In the second alley of single-story houses, she knocked on the gate of the No. 1 courtyard across from her own.
“Look, sister-in-law, I caught eight pheasants. I got two, Xingxing’s family got one, Daya’s family got one, and Shen’s family got one. We’ll all eat chicken tonight.”
Yan Xiaojing: ...I was just making fun of her a few times. If she caught me, she caught me. Was it necessary to come to her house to show off?
Ha, did you think she'd be tempted?
Glug.
Shi Shi said it was absolutely necessary, and the Queen's abilities are beyond question.
If you're not drooling, don't do it.
After showing off at one place, they move on to the next.
Eight pheasants, as if they had taken a docile pill, waddled along on their short legs, one after another, quietly following behind.
"Look closely, these are pheasants. I caught them on the mountain. It was easy to catch eight of them. Two are mine, one is Xingxing's, one is Daya's, and one is Shen's."
"Tonight, all five of us will be eating meat, especially delicious chicken."
"My mom's house might be a bit far from yours, but Xingxing's house is close to yours, so you can smell the chicken there."
He Qiushuang, who also laughed at the idea of catching wild chickens after watching the blind date process: ...
She went from house to house like that, without harming the families behind her.
She understood that every wrong has its perpetrator and every debt its debtor.
Those who subtly slander or ridicule her, she makes sure they can only smell but not eat.
People are speaking up for her, praising her abilities, and even suggesting she be their matchmaker...
She knocked on the gates of the remaining houses, bringing together the five military wives.
"Look, I caught a pheasant! There are five families here, plus the pretty lady next door, making six families in total. I'll give you three pheasants, half a pheasant each."
A windfall has fallen from the sky, leaving the five military wives somewhat bewildered.
"Shishi, no need, we..."
Shishi deftly broke the vine, handed the three chickens to Qin Fang to lead, and cut off her words.
"Feifei's wife, here you go. Be sure to divide it carefully. The pretty lady sells things at the service center, remember to tell her."
Looking back, Yan Xiaojing and He Qiushuang were still standing at the door, fuming. She deliberately shouted, "Good people get good rewards, but bad people don't."
She's narrow-minded.
To watch her family's antics and then laugh at her—what kind of good thing is that?
What were you thinking?
She snorted, gave one to Xingxing, one to Daya, and one to Chenqin, then led the remaining two away, dragging their long vines, and walked away with a haughty gait.
Just as I reached the alley entrance, another shaman appeared.
"Pshaw, you think catching a pheasant means it's yours? Just wait, someone will come and take it back soon. Trying to take what belongs to the collective is called cutting off the socialist tail, you idiot. I'm waiting to go to the canteen to eat chicken."
Shishi stopped.
The speaker was a young woman.
She followed along the whole way, swallowing three tons of saliva.
Of the seven people, only Daya knew a little about collectivism; she had heard about it in the countryside and was somewhat worried.
"Your Majesty, what should we do?"
what to do?
Of course, I'd go home and eat chicken!
She's not the fool she used to be. If handing over those two wild boars didn't have any effect, how could she continue to show off in the courtyard?
She already knew that things belonging to the collective shouldn't be monopolized, and she remembered it well from her many past mistakes.
So when she caught wild boar and pheasant, she chose the smaller one over the larger one, and no one could say anything about it.
She was willing to give up two pigs because there were still plenty of pigs available, and she didn't need any more.
At first, we caught pheasants to nourish our younger brother, but later it became a way to show off.
It's because those people said she couldn't be arrested.
She's capable.
"It's alright, let's go home and kill a chicken and eat meat."
He glanced at the young woman and said, "You don't have any pheasants to eat, and by the way, you don't have any wild boar meat to eat today either, I'm telling you."
The young woman was taken aback. "What wild boar meat? I meant pheasant. It's wrong of you to take over collective resources."
The cafeteria has been running low on food lately, and she's been feeling really bored. She absolutely has to have a bite of this chicken.
Shishi nodded, "I see. It was wrong of me to catch two wild boars for the cafeteria, right? Okay, then I'll go to the cafeteria and carry the wild boars back up the mountain."
Originally, many people thought that bringing back wild pheasants to the cafeteria would allow them to make some money, and they were waiting to see Shishi make a fool of herself. But when they heard that there were wild boars, two of them, they were no longer going to remain silent.
"Are you out of your mind? What business is it of yours if someone catches a pheasant? If you want to eat chicken, go catch it yourself in the mountains."
"Exactly, you talk so righteously, but don't you pick fruit from the mountain? Don't you gather bamboo shoots from the mountain? Don't you collect firewood from the mountain?"
"I saw it. You carried back half a basket of bamboo shoots a few days ago. You must have eaten quite a few of them. Why didn't you take them to the cafeteria?"
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