Before he could even get started, he was already in trouble. He returned to the space covered in mud and smelling of gunpowder.
The people and animals watching the replay were laughing hysterically, and when they suddenly saw the person who was making them laugh, they laughed even harder.
"Hey, you're back so soon! Weren't you off on an adventure? Hahaha, you're so funny, your face is as red as a monkey's bottom."
“Your brother was much cuter when he was little than he is now, Shishi, we need to make a photo of this expression.”
"Mmm, quack quack, I want a picture with this expression too."
Alright.
Guagua readily agreed, his big eyes fixed on the patriarch, noticing his awkward expression and instinctively sensing that his solo trip would be quite entertaining.
"Hey Xie, what do you see? There's all that banging and clanging over there, could it be a war?"
That foul mouth of yours is spot on.
Xie Lin didn't really want to talk about it, since there was nothing he could do in the past anyway.
But how could Guagua let him off the hook? If something is fun, you have to share it with everyone; sharing is worse than enjoying it alone.
Its eyes darted around, and it whispered a few words in Shishi's ear. The person who was given the order had a bright look in their eyes, and carried the person away.
"Hey, hey, I'm not going, I'm not going. It's not fun over there, it's dangerous." Xie Lin tried his best to save face.
Becoming a four-year-old child was his limit; he didn't want her to see him as a baby.
Shishi ignored him and ran into the small room in a few steps, then happily moved the partition aside.
No matter how much the elders urged him, he ultimately didn't join the junior sect, because he wasn't as strong as the others.
He opened the space shield with a look of utter despair.
Waaah, help! He's going to die again.
Chou Chou and Xiao Shi instinctively felt that fun was beckoning, and decisively followed.
The quacks cheerfully instructed the children staying at home, "Be good and wait at home, okay?"
It's always ready to be photographed, ensuring that it becomes history as soon as it leaves the house.
Wow~
Depend on!
What about it?
"Stinky Egg/Brother/Xie Stinky Egg has turned into a baby!"
The three people on the same machine spoke in unison, their expressions shocked and their jaws dropping.
No wonder he went back so quickly; apparently, he couldn't do anything.
It was as if a pause button had been pressed; the air became quiet, and even the sound of artillery fire ceased.
The three of them, along with the machine, stared blankly at the little one lying lifeless in Shishi's arms, eyes tightly shut. A few seconds later...
"Hahaha, hahaha, Xie Chou Dan, Xie Chou Dan actually... hahahaha."
Guagua laughed so hard he trembled, and he couldn't finish a sentence, breaking it into several fragments.
This was the first time Shishi's lips twitched since she could remember.
Was her son really that pitiful when he was little, not even having pants to wear?
Chou Chou and Xiao Shi's height was just up to Shi Shi's waist, and their gaze fell directly on Shi Shi's small, white buttocks.
A chubby little bottom, white on the sides and black in the middle, how amazing.
The two of them stretched out their little hands at the same time, each poking a petal.
The paralyzed little figure stiffened. Why was his bottom cold?
He was too overwhelmed to accept it and didn't even notice.
Realizing something, his whole body visibly heated up, and he wanted to curse.
"Waaaaah..."
Xie Lin: ? ? ? He's fallen so low that he can't even speak?
boom!
A shell landed nearby, and he instinctively jolted.
Splash!
A pillar supporting the sky!
The patriarch blushed, then turned green.
He couldn't control himself and urinated in front of them, on his own wife.
Ugh, this is so socially awkward, a massive socially awkward situation!
He wants to go back.
"Waaah!" (Go back, go back quickly.)
Chou Chou and Xiao Shi blinked, staring intently as the clear, large column of water turned into a small column until no more water came out, before they looked away.
Perhaps they were too shocked, because instead of laughing like Guagua, they became very interested, touching his little hands and pinching his little feet, finding it extremely fun.
Shishi imitated the way adults comfort children, which she had seen on TV, and started rocking him from side to side.
"Oh, baby, don't cry. Mommy will take you to play later. It's too noisy here. Let's go back after we finish this."
"Quack quack, where's the formula? Quickly make some formula for my baby, he must be hungry."
Shishi was overjoyed to become a mother; finally, she had a baby to play with.
Xie Lin was speechless, too exhausted to even complain.
Tears welled up inside me.
He is going to lose his memory.
Pfft~~
The baby is laughing so hard he can't live anymore.
In a single day, she went from being a daughter-in-law to a sister, and then from a sister to a mother. Only Xie Choudan could have such an extraordinary experience.
She spoke in a high-pitched voice, with her fingers curled into a delicate, affected manner, "Oh, Miss, Gua Ma will prepare right away."
Then he poked the little face with his paw, "Thanks, you stinky egg, put out the formula, bottle, and water. I'll pretend I found them myself."
Hahaha.
Guagua couldn't stop laughing.
This trip was definitely worth it!
Xie Lin: ...
Since things have come to this point, and we've already made a fool of ourselves, let's just focus on resolving the issue.
Don't let me find out who's blindly throwing bombs towards the portal, or I'll shoot them.
Sipping the fragrant milk, Xie Lin thought it was the best-tasting milk in the world.
They've fallen.
"Little brat, put out a piece of cloth to cover your little bottom."
Shishi is extremely possessive; she can't let her stinky little bottom show off in public.
deficit!
Xie Lin, having given up all hope, released a piece of cloth for her to fuss over.
He reassured himself: "My wife has already seen me. It's okay, it's really okay."
"I remember we have diapers, Xie Choudan, do you want some? You look like you're a newborn, so the small size will be fine."
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