The small boat drifted and swayed, and after our efforts, we finally encountered the enemy at the mouth of the strait.
Little Xie Lin, swinging his short legs, invited his little wife in a childish voice to share the responsibilities, saying that she was now the head of the family.
"Shishi, quickly arrange some work."
The husband and wife are in perfect harmony, working together seamlessly.
However, Shishi first needs to correct a certain form of address: "Little brat, if you have to choose between 'Mom' and 'Sister,' which one do you call me?"
Xiao Xielin: ...Is this important?
"Pretty sister, hurry up and arrange some work!" Knowing when to yield, Xiao Xie grinned, showing her tiny teeth, and tilted her head cutely as she flattered him.
"How about I give that pretty lady a kiss?"
"No, I want two kisses."
Holding her pretty face in her little hands, she gave him a kiss on the left cheek and a sweet kiss on the right. "Pretty sister, that's two!"
"Hehehe, I want four next time."
Okay.
All the people and things: ...Ugh, the patriarch is disgusting.
With its sweet, adorable little voice, its affectionate interactions, and its way of showing affection as if its friends don't even exist, Guagua smiled like an auntie and showed off its row of electronic teeth.
Wow, this young couple really knows how to have fun.
Encouraged by love, Shishi, the matriarch of the family, began to offer her opinions.
"Chou Chou, take the eldest and second eldest brothers into the water to do some fun, but be careful."
"Yes, sir." Chou Chou saluted.
The eldest and second eldest hiss. (Received.)
One person, two snakes, and one head plunged into the water.
Xiao Xielin used his spatial coverage ability to teleport to the deck of the leading warship, then brought his companions aboard, and finally stored the raft in his spatial storage.
On the deck, three slightly overweight men followed behind a tall man with smug expressions.
The tall man was observing through binoculars, a smug smile on his face.
"We're almost there, let's get ready to fire the cannons, it's time for them to come out and greet us, hahaha."
Guagua opened the translation system, and it could automatically translate without him having to speak. After listening to the translation, Xiao Xielin smiled wickedly.
They fired cannons to welcome them; what a smug face!
So, let's start today's harvest with the cannon; his playful spirit is rising.
"Sister, would you like to order a cannon?"
It was the first time Shishi had seen a push-type cannon up close. Out of curiosity, she touched and pressed things here and there. After the soldier put in the cannonball and lit it, she "accidentally" turned the cannon barrel.
boom!
The cannons roared, sending up towering waves with tremendous force, drenching the soldiers on the nearest ship completely.
"What's going on?" The tall man's expression changed drastically, his previous calm demeanor completely gone.
The soldier who fired the cannon turned pale with fright. "I...I don't know. The cannon barrel was clearly pointing forward, how could it suddenly change direction?"
He lit the cannon, covered his ears, and lowered his head, completely unaware that the cannon had changed direction.
The tall guy didn't believe it, his eyes practically sparking with disbelief.
Without manpower, how could the wheels possibly turn?
It must have been that idiot who accidentally turned it.
Damn it, luckily it wasn't aimed at the ships, otherwise our troops would have been lost for nothing.
Before the war even started, they had already killed their own comrades. It's truly laughable.
Shishi covered her mouth and chuckled.
It's not that I was lucky I didn't aim properly, it's that I deliberately didn't aim properly. Humph, fish in the ocean don't eat meat that's cold and disgusting.
Stinky Egg said that although they are bad guys, if something happens in our territory, they will be stalked by shameless dogs. What she wants to play is not life, but mentality.
They come in full of bravado and leave in a sorry state; that's the most fun.
Most importantly, they need to keep the other party alive to go back and "report the news" and "spread the rumors."
Bang!
With a loud crash, the warship in front collided with the rubble, causing the people on board to stagger. The tall man, who was cursing, was thrown backward and nearly bit his tongue.
"What's going on now?" The tall man was truly seeing stars this time.
A soldier ran out of the cockpit and reported, "Report: The ship has struck a reef and is stuck between the rocks. We cannot move forward."
"If you can't go forward, can't you turn back and take a detour?"
The soldier stammered, "Backing up is not an option, and we can't turn around either."
He had no idea that his boat-driving skills had reached their peak, and he actually leaped into the encirclement of reefs, with rocks at all four corners and in the middle of both sides, where he was firmly stuck.
What's even stranger is that the reef-detecting equipment didn't detect any reefs that would affect navigation at first; they seemed to appear out of nowhere.
The tall man was also a skilled boatman. He refused to believe in bad luck, but no matter how hard he tried, the boat remained stuck and wouldn't budge.
"Go down and see how we get back!" he said through gritted teeth.
Four soldiers went into the water, and four bewildered kids came up in disbelief.
"Captain, we're stuck on a reef. It's a huge reef, like a small mountain. This ship can't move forward or backward. We can only abandon it for now unless we launch it and break it apart."
Actually, he was just saying it; shelling was impossible, and they would put out the fire by going into the water.
Using a submarine bomb? You're kidding. If a submarine bomb explodes, it will blast a hole in the ship, and then you'll have to abandon ship anyway. It's a waste of effort.
The tall man didn't believe it, so he went into the water himself, and when he came out, he was completely gloomy.
An inauspicious start! An inauspicious start indeed!
His eyelids twitched, and he was about to order the ship to be abandoned temporarily when, whoosh, right before his eyes, the cannon that had just mistakenly fired at his own side disappeared.
She vanished right before his eyes, looking so fresh and beautiful.
He thought he was seeing things after getting into the water, so he rubbed his eyes a few times. When he opened them again, all that was left of the cannon was a blurry image.
Everyone stared in disbelief, and it took them a moment to realize they needed to pull out their guns and knives, but it was too late.
Pull the gun, the gun is gone; draw the sword, the sword flies away from its sheath.
"Who? Who's playing tricks on me? Come out, come out here!"
This chapter is not finished yet. Please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content!
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
