The result of being tormented so much was that the patriarch was carried through the small green door.
It always happened at the same time and place, when my little stinky egg was 1 year and 3 months old, on a deserted island.
Whenever he had that thought, Shishi would let him be a child, then dress him in the onesie with an open crotch specially prepared by Guagua, and point at his little bird and shout.
"Come on, come on, if you're so capable, come on now."
"Oh, so it can't transform into a big bad wolf now and can only be used as a showerhead, right? This is a wasteland, nobody's around, you can pee as much as you want, you don't even need to take your pants off, no one will say you're being a pervert."
“I am your mother. A mother doesn’t dislike her son for being ugly, and she won’t say anything about you.”
The little brat, who could barely walk steadily and was staggering, thought: "...This method of revenge is truly ingenious."
Heavens above, why does his space have a small green door?
Why is it that only he shrinks, but his wife can't?
He really hopes his wife will shrink too, so he can get his "revenge".
He glanced down at the little thing peeking out, then looked up at his wife, who was smugly standing with her hands on her hips, and suddenly a phrase popped into his head: "a babyish voice huffing and puffing."
"Not a mother, but a child bride." Even though he's young, he has to have a strong presence and not lose his masculine spirit.
He was a child, and Shishi was his wife; together they were child brides.
Shishi didn't care what kind of wife he was; she grabbed him by the back of his collar and lifted him up.
She pulled up the bodysuit, revealing her round little bottom, raised her hand and slapped it, then flicked her finger at the front, asking fiercely, "Do you still dare to mess with me? Do you dare?"
Thinking of how that scoundrel had been so powerful, she couldn't help but flick her weapon hard again.
"Ouch, honey, it's broken! What do we do?"
Even if it shrinks, it's still his body. If it really breaks, it will cut off her benefits.
"Hmph, so what if it's broken? Who told you to have so much energy? Stop talking nonsense and answer my question."
The little rascal covered his friend with both hands, looking aggrieved, "No, no, I want to go back."
"I know you wouldn't dare. Remember, if you mess around again, I'll turn you into a child and soak you in ice water until it's completely ruined."
Unable to resist, she pried open his little hand and flicked the little thing again. Watching him wiggle his little bottom and shrink back, she found it extremely amusing.
How come I never realized I could play with this little stinky egg like this before?
"Oh, this is so much fun! Why don't we just live here forever? We won't go hungry. You can let your friends out, and we'll watch you grow up. Don't worry, I'll only play it when we're alone."
The little brat shook his head in resistance, and with a thought, he flashed back into space.
Phew, that's scary, I hope he doesn't get shot.
Guagua asked curiously, "Master, you've finished dealing with that little stinky egg again? How did it go this time? Tell us about it so we can see for ourselves."
All sorts of creatures, big and small, were waiting expectantly, finding amusement in seeing each other grow up to look ridiculous.
Shishi glanced at the blushing person and said, "Huh, of course I'm going to beat him. He turns into a child. I pick him up and play with him."
bomb?
Instinctively sensing a ripe melon, Guagua Kazilan's big eyes lit up. "Where to flick? How to flick? Tell me, Master, please tell me quickly."
Could it be what it's thinking?
Is that what it thinks?
Oh dear, Master, hurry up and tell me! You're driving me crazy!
"Hey, Shishi, are you hungry? Let's go to the warehouse and see what we can eat." The patriarch tried his best to save face, picked her up and carried her away.
Shishi chuckled, “Playing the Super Little Bird is soft, small, and wrinkled, and it’s very easy to play.”
With a bang, the warehouse door slammed shut, but it couldn't shut out the gloating clamor outside.
"Haha, Xie Chou Dan has finally met his match."
"My brother is so pitiful. He shrunk and got flicked by his wife. I'll laugh about this for the rest of my life."
"Laugh, laugh."
Hiss.
Hehe.
So tragic, so tragic.
After this incident, Xie Choudan never dared to act recklessly again.
Both Shanghai and Beijing sent packages to Shishi. The head of the family drove a truck with a whole bunch of packages into the city to pick them up, and then invited Xiaoshi's parents, Nannan's parents, and her aunt to the compound to celebrate the festival.
On the way back, they ran into the bride's parents who had come to discuss marriage.
On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, a time for family reunion, families gather in front of the stage for a rare moment of relaxation. Couples take the opportunity to nurture their relationship, while parents discuss their children amidst the performances.
The young ladies in the performing arts troupe performed diligently, while Shishi watched the performances and observed the people. When she chose a lady she liked, she used a mini mooncake to dig up all of her ancestors.
Guagua made a lot of mini mooncakes, so Shishi couldn't use the mooncake tickets she had received before. Xie Lin's explanation to Xiao Dan was that the space appeared out of thin air.
Of course, the mooncakes sent out were all in line with the times, while those with rich fillings were left for the couple to eat themselves.
Only then did Zhang Tong learn that her son-in-law possessed such a heaven-defying item as a mysterious space. No wonder the family ate almost the same food as the other families in the compound, yet the children were all plump and healthy.
While overjoyed, he was also very worried, and repeatedly told him to be extremely careful when using it.
Xie Lin's thinking was simple: the couple were genuinely good to him and Shishi, and Guagua's cooking skills were comparable to those of an imperial chef, so it was only right to use their talents to show his respect to them.
He decided that he would offer his parents-in-law even more good things in the future.
The next morning, He Chaoyang and his family had to rush back to the city for work, and the head of the family asked the purchasing vehicle for a ride.
"Darling, Mom and Dad are going home. Are you sure you don't want to come back with us?"
"Yes, little girl, shall we go home?"
The couple sat in the car, feeling heartbroken. How could they have given birth to someone else's daughter?
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