Hiss~ (Yes, sir.)
In the past, I was always the one being beaten as the prisoner. Today, I can finally hold my head high and beat others. And it's a real beating with a board; it's a loud, forceful beating.
The eldest brother swam over with his head held high, circled the short man's head, and then, faced with the blood-soaked face, didn't know where to begin.
Hiss? (Sir, you don't have a butt, so you can't be punished with a paddle.)
When digging the pit, I didn't expect the owner to stage a court trial. The pit was dug so deep that it would take a lot of effort to pull him out and punish him. What a miscalculation!
The patriarch was amused by his eldest son's bewildered expression.
In order to avoid being judged by the ruthless Master Qingtang for disrupting the court proceedings, he pursed his lips and endured it, not allowing himself to make a sound, but his shoulders couldn't help but twitch.
The clerk chuckled, baring his non-existent large front teeth, and poked the old man waiting to be executed with his pen.
"Sir, the boss said the prisoner's buttocks can't be hit."
Lord Zhou spoke righteously, “There’s a saying: ‘To offer a warm face to a cold backside is like offering a cold backside; the face is like the backside, and to slap the face is like hitting a board.’”
"Boss, you must strengthen your cultural studies when you go back. Master Gua, I have spoken, do you remember?"
What a ridiculous argument! Guagua was completely taken aback by this sophistry. The little devil inside him was laughing loudly with his hands on his hips, while on the surface he remained respectful.
"Yes, sir. I will obey your orders. When I get back, I will give the eldest brother extra training exercises to help him grow faster."
Boss: ...Who am I? Where am I? I came here to have fun, why did I get extra questions?
Filled with resentment, he didn't even need the stick; instead, he lashed out with his large tail.
It's all because of this scoundrel that it got dragged down.
"Awooo, you stinky snake, you really slapped me in the face?"
"This is a face, look carefully, this is a face, not a butt. A face is not a butt. You adults are crazy."
The short man was furious and completely swayed, forgetting that he was now a piece of meat on the chopping block.
Snap snap snap~~
They dare to say their master is crazy? They're tired of living.
The eldest brother, having enjoyed the beating, resorted to underhanded tactics, specifically targeting the teeth on the corresponding cheek.
A series of slaps, one on the left, one on the right, evenly distributed on both sides of the face; one slap loosens the tooth, two slaps shake it, three slaps knock it off.
After the beating, his face was swollen beyond recognition, and the blood he spat out covered his white teeth.
Now things are really messed up. Just now I wanted to bite my teeth and commit suicide but couldn't, and now I want to bite but have no teeth to bite. It's hard to die even if I want to.
Oh, it wasn't just teeth that fell out, but also that blood-stained face, which was slapped off by the boss.
The eldest brother was very disgusted. He scrubbed his big tail vigorously on the weeds until it was clean, then went to the patriarch to ask for water to wash it again.
It's the cleanest snake out there.
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