"Ninth Brother, I told you, don't poke my head. I'm just a little shorter than you, don't treat me like a child."
"Ninth Brother, stop messing around. Quickly flank him from behind. This guy is stupid and easy to catch."
"I told you to stop messing around, or I'll get angry."
The first part of the voice was soft because it concealed a desire to eat meat, but the second part showed signs of anger, and the tone became higher.
The sudden sound startled the silly roe deer. It took two steps back, then three steps forward, its eyes fixed intently on the top of Lao Ba's head.
Lao Ba: ...Could this guy be cross-eyed?
Everyone says it's stupid, and it seems they're right. I'm definitely getting my meat today.
The man who had just pushed aside the thorns and crouched down to hide was startled by the sudden loud voice. "Eighth Brother, keep your voice down. If that thing gets scared away, there won't be any meat left to eat."
Lao Ba awkwardly shut his mouth, but his tightly pursed lips clearly showed some displeasure.
It's all because of that stinky intellectual, why did he have to poke the head that he cares about most?
Huh?
He just poked his own head, and now he's running this far? When did this guy become so fast?
With limited funding and little food and drink, his mind was foggy and he couldn't think straight. Looking at the silly little thing opposite him, he already regarded it as a pot of fragrant braised pork.
Just thinking about it made his mouth water, and he couldn't help but swallow.
The spot on my head that had just been poked was hit again, but this time it wasn't a poke, but rather felt like a big slap on the top of my head.
Lao Ba got angry.
What he disliked most in his life was being patted on the head.
"Ninth Brother, I'm saying..." Before he could finish speaking, a head popped out of the bushes behind the roe deer. Their eyes met, and they confirmed that it was his brother.
Old Nine is over there, so who's filming themselves?
His pupils contracted sharply, he turned around abruptly, and drew his bow.
This place is close to the base camp, and each of the companions has their own task. Today it's the turn of the four of them to come out and forage for food.
Lao Jiu was on the opposite side, and his two female companions were digging for wild vegetables. They wouldn't joke with him like that, so someone must have come over.
"Who's playing tricks on me? Come out!"
He reacted quickly and turned around just as fast, failing to see his brother's eyes widen like saucers.
Old Nine was terrified. He didn't even pull his hand back from the grass, just staring wide-eyed in horror as his brother roared wildly.
That wasn't a roar, that was courting death. If they angered that thing, neither of them would survive.
I often come to this mountain, and I've only ever heard that there are ferocious beasts in the deep, continuous mountains beyond, but I've never heard of such a huge creature here.
That head was even bigger than his brother's. If it opened its mouth wide, would it be big enough to fill Lao Ba's teeth?
His legs were shaking so badly they looked like they were nailed to the ground and he didn't dare to move at all.
I wanted to make a sound to alert my partner, but it felt like my throat was being tightly gripped by a large hand, and I couldn't open my mouth at all.
The eldest brother thoughtfully verified it for him, opening his blood-red mouth and gesturing above the eighth brother's head when the eighth brother looked over.
It's as if to say: Look, your brother can fill my teeth.
Apart from the large trees around him, there were grasses almost as tall as a person everywhere. Lao Ba couldn't see anyone around him, nor could he notice the abnormal swaying of the grass. He frowned unhappily.
Without turning his head, he asked loudly, "Ninth Brother, did you see anyone coming just now?"
There was no response.
Old Ba watched for a while longer, but apart from the tips of the wild grass swaying in the wind, there was still no unusual movement. He put aside his vigilance and slowly turned around.
Surprisingly, the silly roe deer was still in the same spot, completely surrounded, yet it didn't try to escape.
This guy is truly a breath of fresh air in the roe deer world; the way he stares straight at me is just incredibly silly.
Seemingly amused by the silly roe deer, his earlier displeasure vanished, and he raised an eyebrow.
"Little thing, so eager to get into the pot? Fine, I'll satisfy you."
"Let me tell you, my arrows are very accurate. I'll kill you with one shot, and it won't hurt."
He talked to himself as he adjusted his posture to draw the bow.
If he had just glanced at his own brothers, he wouldn't have been so arrogant.
The silly roe deer seemed oblivious to the danger and just stood there blankly.
Old Nine stared wide-eyed at the thing hanging from the tree above his brother's head, making a fool of itself.
One moment it opens its mouth wide, the next it shakes its head left and right, then it flicks its tongue in a provocative manner, then it pretends to pat the top of Lao Ba's head with the tip of its tail, then it makes a "ah" sound here and there, having a great time.
Finally, he simply curled his tail into a huge pile of poop and placed it on Lao Ba's head.
It may not be very harmful, but it is a blatant insult.
After the messy mess appeared, Lao Jiu's mind suddenly cleared, and a flash of inspiration struck him: This snake is definitely a spirit.
With such a large size, it must have been cultivating for thousands of years.
I've heard that monsters possess magical powers; they can blow a person away 108,000 miles in one breath, and make a person disappear with a mere thought.
Thinking of this, he trembled even more violently, and only three words echoed in his mind: I'm doomed.
When the eldest brother had had his fill of playing, just as the eighth brother raised his hand to shoot an arrow at the silly roe deer, the big head hung upside down, drooping in front of the eighth brother.
At the same time, the tip of its tail drooped down to block its face, then suddenly moved away, and opened its mouth to silently say: Hi.
It was very close; the human face and the snake face were separated only by a tail. The other person could even feel the breath coming out of its mouth.
Yes, it smells like milk.
In the space, this guy loves to steal the Xie family's milk powder.
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