Pfft~~
Unexpectedly, the first one to exhale was the icy Shen Yijin, who pursed his lips and awkwardly looked away.
Sorry, he's very patient, unless he really can't hold back.
What a great saying: "An old cow eats tender grass." So, does this mean that the old cow eating tender grass has become an upgraded version of the old cow?
Shishi glanced at him sideways, her words sharp and scathing: "You're an old ox too, just a younger one than Grandpa."
“Even a stinky egg is an old ox, and you are all old oxen.”
In her view, if the man is older than the woman, it's considered an old cow eating young grass.
She wanted to find an opportunity to try feeding calves to older animals, to see if it was fair.
A group of old cows, who were trying to suppress their laughter, were suddenly "sentenced": ...
The old man blushed and quickly explained.
“I’m not looking for a young girl, it’s my wife. We divorced before I was sent to the countryside, and we’re remarrying now that I’m going back. I want to participate in a group wedding to make my wife happy.”
Oh, I see. Those who know, know.
Shishi, however, was thinking that having another couple would make things more lively.
"Okay, I'll give you a discount, you just need to give me a red envelope."
I've never heard of discounts for weddings before.
"Okay, it's settled then."
The old man was all smiles, not because he was happy to save a red envelope, but because he felt that he and his wife were a special couple.
Shishi opened the register with a serious air, pointed to a page, and said in a voice that seemed to be a whisper but could be heard by everyone:
"Hey, that's the guy. The one who said he's cold is his brother, that's for sure. His brother asked me to help him find a nice girl."
The patriarch readily agreed, "Oh, it's him. I remember him. He's definitely the grumpiest guy in our camp. I'll take you to find him when we get back."
"Yes, Sister Qian is beautiful, brave, and not afraid of death. He will definitely like her."
“I also think he won’t mind. After all, there aren’t many women who wouldn’t be scared away by a big tiger. Remember to tell us about Qian Yuanyuan’s bravery.”
"Okay, I got it."
Chou Chou and Xiao Shi sat close together and could clearly see the names on that page. They secretly sighed, "No wonder they're a couple; they can talk nonsense just the same way."
"Sister-in-law, well, I can give it a try." Shen Yijin felt that if she didn't speak up soon, the matchmaker would make the decision.
"What? What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly." Shishi retorted, putting on airs.
Shen Yijin couldn't help but blush; it really hurt to slap herself in the face.
"Sister-in-law, I said I want to go on a blind date with Comrade Qian Yuanyuan."
Well, one cut is blood, two cuts are blood, so go ahead and stab.
"Oh? You want to too? But I've already found someone else for Sister Qian. I'll find you someone else when we get back. Don't worry, I have a lot of clients."
Shishi gently patted the page, saying, "Let you pretend, I'll give you a chance to keep pretending, hmph."
"No need, I want Qian Yuanyuan, sister-in-law, it's settled then."
After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes and pretended to sleep. He didn't see Shishi spread out that page of paper in front of everyone and then walk around in circles, followed by the sound of more than twenty people exhaling.
Especially Shen Yijin's soldiers, who laughed like geese.
Haha, even their group leader got tricked by his sister-in-law one day.
Shen Yijin thought it was because he had slapped himself in the face and was being laughed at, so his face turned redder and redder, but he still didn't dare to open his eyes.
Laugh all you want, but don't laugh at him when you get back.
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