"Shishi, what brings you here? Nannan, you guys come to play on Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday too?" She greeted everyone equally, pressing their heads together as she spoke.
Liu Mei squatted down next to the stroller to tease the chubby little girl.
The little guy is fair and tender, and so adorable.
I touched each of them again, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
Good heavens, he's plump and strong; the soil and water of the Xiao family really make people grow fat.
"Xingxing's mom, my mother is a doctor, did you know that?" Shishi got straight to the point, without beating around the bush.
Liu Mei nodded. She knew that Han Shuyun would often talk about her family in casual conversation.
She just didn't quite understand why the little girl suddenly came to tell her this.
"My mother said that you can't have sex during the first three months of pregnancy, did you know that?"
Liu Mei's face flushed red instantly, all the way down to her neck.
"I know, I know."
Although I feel ashamed, I still want to know what happens next.
She waited quietly for the trump card to be played.
Shishi did not disappoint her.
“Men are disobedient. My son is no exception. Even after I kicked him off the bed a few times, he still tried to climb back into bed. He even said he would sleep on the floor in my room. I don’t believe him. He will definitely climb back into bed in the middle of the night.”
“In the future, many more women in the family compound will be pregnant. Since you are the women’s leader, why don’t you give the order? I’m just sitting here anyway, so I’ll help you notify every household.”
She spoke through gritted teeth, sounding both frustrated and disappointed, ultimately transforming into a worried and overly concerned mother.
Pfft~~
Liu Mei quickly covered her mouth.
Haha, now that she knows about Xie Lin's scandal, will she be silenced?
She had never grasped this in her decades of life and several pregnancies, but this young girl understood it perfectly on her first pregnancy.
She suppressed a laugh. "Shishi, if this announcement goes out, the whole camp will know that your little rascal got kicked out of bed. Is that really okay?"
A mother declared righteously, "Fine, I'll use this stinky man as an example to tell every pregnant or soon-to-be-pregnant woman to cherish herself, protect her child, and not let that stinky man mess around with her."
Liu Mei struggled to suppress her laughter, tears welling in her eyes.
Out of respect for privacy, she checked it one last time before nodding her head heavily, her hair practically radiating excitement.
"Okay, I'll go and issue the notice right away. I'd appreciate it if you could help me with that."
"No problem, no problem."
Nannan and Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday also tilted their little heads up, indicating that they could also do chores.
Xie Lin was unaware that he was about to become the laughing stock of the entire camp. After giving his brothers a thorough rehearsal, he was summoned to the leader's office.
"Sir, you wanted to see me?"
Li Pengfei and Ding Youliang were both in Xiao Dan's office, all three of them beaming with joy, clearly indicating that something good had happened.
Xiao Dan asked him to sit down. "Xiao Xie, the electricity our camp has been using lately has all been stored on solar power. It's not only stable and has a sufficient supply of electricity, but it's also low-cost. That's one reason."
"Secondly, the sea salt filtered through solar evaporation, after processing, has excellent verification data and is perfectly safe for daily consumption."
"Both of these have been reported to our superiors, and Professor Tang has prepared all the data. We called you here so that you can lead the team to send this data to Beijing."
"You have made great contributions to this mission. Professor Zhou has also submitted the silent submarine design that Shishi drew. Good news keeps coming. The big leader wants to see you. All eight of you will be awarded first-class merit. The big leader wants to personally present the awards to Shishi and Chou Chou Xiaoshi."
"Thanks to Shishi, our camp will receive double the material subsidies for three months."
Li Pengfei and Ding Youliang kept nodding, smiling like Maitreya Buddhas. This was such a great thing for their camp. With their precious Shishi around, having enough to eat every day was not a dream.
"Xiao Xie, you don't need to worry about Shishi missing the group wedding. We will help Shishi prepare at home, and she can be the matchmaker when she comes back."
Li Pengfei grinned so hard his eyes disappeared, and his slightly rounded belly trembled.
Ding Youliang also laughed and said, "Yes, Xiao Xie, your task is to take good care of our precious baby and not let her suffer the slightest grievance. Go back and pack your things and set off. They said they're preparing a big meal for you over there."
The little one isn't upset at all; she's diligently going door-to-door promoting the product.
As she passed each house, besides the joyful laughter behind her, even the women who used to be at odds with her stopped being sarcastic.
When Xie Lin returned to the family compound to look for people with his mission, he was always met with mocking looks.
He was baffled.
"Sister Guo, Sister Cao, what happened in the family compound? Why are all the military wives acting so strangely?"
Guo Qiuhong and Cao Liqing took on the assistant's work, and after finishing, they each received half a jin of meat. They were just leaving the Xiao family's house.
Upon meeting the person in question, the two were still emboldened by the courage given to them by Shishi.
That's being mean to you; it's not how it's done to others.
"Deputy Division Commander Xie, Shishi is pregnant. Please be patient and don't climb into bed with her. She needs to be three months pregnant before the pregnancy can be stable."
"Yes, Deputy Division Commander Xie, you should be an obedient man and understand the difficulties faced by female comrades, hahaha."
It was Cao Liqing's first time being Shishi's assistant, and she blurted out her own words, covering her mouth and running away with a red face.
Guo Qiuhong blushed, but she persevered. Witnessing the person in question's face crack open, she actually felt a surge of pride.
Finally, a word of conscience: "Deputy Division Commander Xie, the whole compound knows about you being kicked out of your room."
"Shishi personally showed up to teach everyone how to care for female comrades and protect children. This will spread to the entire camp later. Good luck to you."
She ran away too.
He ran a couple of steps and then ran back.
"It was Shishi who asked the women's director to issue the notice, and that notice is currently in Shishi's pocket."
Haha, hahahaha.
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