I thought it would be an ordinary wedding, with both sets of parents meeting and then having a meal together, but it turned out to be so wonderful.
This is the first time in my life I've seen such a grand wedding. The wedding pranks were also unique. This trip was definitely worthwhile.
Then look at the matchmaker; after packing up the groom and throwing him out, she was more excited than anyone else to watch the spectacle.
"Hey, take a clearer picture of this. It's raining on his head, and his hands are shaking."
"We have to film that too. His stance was shaky; he looked really weak."
"And that one, hahaha, he was so tired he opened his mouth to eat the veil."
Xie Lin snapped a series of photos, "I've taken them all. When you develop the photos later, you can laugh at them all you want."
"Yeah, one-on-one mockery, there's evidence, no one can deny it, hahaha."
They were standing so close that the camera was almost shoved in each other's faces.
The grooms, sweating profusely: ...What a mess! Can't these two leave them a way out? They're practically pulling their wives out of the water.
Damn it, my sweet and soft wife has finally been turned into a strongwoman by my sister-in-law. The rope wasn't pulled back at all; instead, they were pulled over by my wife.
Heave-ho, heave-ho, pull and pull.
After a long while, the red cloth on the rope was pulled over to the bride's camp.
The grooms were completely exhausted, collapsing to the ground like rag dolls. They looked nothing like the happy couples who had just married their brides; they looked worse than if they had been undergoing intensive training.
While they were listlessly spreading out their pancakes, the other side was destroying evidence, filling in the holes, replacing the people, and letting the accomplices retreat into the background.
The brides rubbed their flushed cheeks, wiping away the water droplets that had just gotten on them, and breathed heavily.
"Oh, the bride has won!" someone shouted excitedly.
The matchmaker immediately spoke up, "The tense moment is finally over. Let's give a round of applause to our brides. You are all the best."
"The bride is the best! The bride is the best!" The Boy Scout cheerleading squad came on stage, waving their little hands and cheering.
"Great, great!" The little girl kicked her short legs and waved her little fists in her mother's arms, drooling with excitement.
The three chickens were even more infuriating. They danced in front of the groom, and after Shishi announced that the red veil could be removed, the three chickens began to dance.
The colorful feathers were alluring and beautiful, but to the groom they were dazzling.
They lost.
He lost to his wife.
The matchmaker egged them on, the little child chimed in, and even the chickens joined in the mockery.
Ugh, I'm so embarrassed!
Xiao Dan appeared, and, well, with a sullen face.
He was happy to spoil his daughter, who was always making a fuss.
They said they would "walk" the groom, and they really meant it. The rope went in and out, giving him a little treat and then slapping him hard.
His own soldiers were being led around like dogs. The only people he could laugh at, besides the groom, were those in the know. Everyone else could laugh, so why couldn't he?
No, he was laughing loudly just now, he just covered his mouth halfway.
But he can't laugh now; he has to suppress his conscience and treat them differently.
To Grandpa Yue: "Grandpa, you must be tired. Go and get some water from your daughter."
He said to his soldiers: "You've made something of yourself. After years of training, you can still lose to a woman in a tug-of-war. Our army has lost all face. It's unbearable to watch. Get up and go drink some water right now."
To Zhou Yan: "You too, go drink some water. How can you be a hero if you're so weak?"
Everyone: ...You really know how to act.
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