The wedding pranks ended with the grooms blushing and the bride and audience laughing and joking.
Congratulations! Congratulations!
Grandma Yue looked at her dejected husband, and her smile never stopped.
"My dear wife, you seem to be smiling very happily," said Grandpa Yue, sounding aggrieved.
"Can't I be happy?"
Grandma Yue's tone was light and casual, but the old man's skin instantly tightened.
"Yes, of course I can. Because you're happy, I'm especially happy to dance."
That's a bit of an exaggeration; he'd rather be a deserter.
Sigh, he was an old man, not a young man, and he almost died from a stroke.
That little guy, Chou Chou, is so different from ordinary people. Others dance standing up, but he insists on dancing with his butt sticking out. It's really strange.
Hearing the interaction between the two elders, Yue Yongjun and his wife couldn't help but smile knowingly.
The two have a good relationship, as everyone knows. If it weren't for the report from the ungrateful patient, they wouldn't have had to be separated for so many years. Now, it seems that their long-awaited happiness has finally come to an end.
The banquet was a grand affair, with nine dishes, no more, no less. The newlyweds added one more dish, making it ten, symbolizing perfection.
There was fish and meat, with main dishes making up the majority of the meal. The portions were generous, and even the soup was pork bone broth.
The pranks on the groom stopped, but the joy remained, and everyone ate to their heart's content.
After the banquet, most of the parents set off for home, just in time for the afternoon ferry.
The reason is...
Oh, the guesthouse is full, so we need to make room for the bride and groom to spend their wedding night together.
Liu Mei and Yao Lixiang led people to decorate the bridal chamber during the wedding pranks, which can be seen as the leaders' love for the soldiers.
He Chaoyang and his wife, along with Nannan's parents and maternal grandparents, lived in the city and were the closest to her, so they left together at night.
"Nannan, you must behave well here, okay? Don't cause trouble for Grandpa Xiao, Grandma Xiao, and your older brothers and sisters."
"Also, if you need to poop, you have to open your mouth beforehand. You can't poop in your pants, and you can't crawl on the floor and get your clothes dirty. If you're hungry, just say so. You can't cry. You have to eat the milk you've prepared yourself; you can't wait for someone else to feed you..."
Deng Yuehong gave the child earnest advice, speaking at length.
The little girl is small and has a small brain, so she was confused by what she heard.
When did she poop in her pants? She's a very clean girl, okay?
Are your clothes dirty?
My clothes only get dirty when I compete with soldiers; it's a symbol of honor.
She doesn't need to say anything when she's hungry; her brother, Ugly, always has milk on hand and feeds her every now and then.
In the space, every time she passed a learning challenge, Guagua would reward her with unsalted long cookies so she wouldn't go hungry.
Hello?
No need, my daughter has hands, she can eat by herself.
She immediately put on a performance, taking out a small handkerchief from her pocket to wipe her hands, and then taking out a small cookie and stuffing it into her mouth.
Look, the little girl can eat by herself.
Deng Yuehong was very pleased.
If the child can take care of himself more, then we won't have to trouble Aunt Xiao too much.
I already feel bad about helping her raise her child, it would be even worse if I did something else entirely.
Zhang Tong listened patiently to Deng Yuehong finish speaking, and when he saw the little girl blinking her big eyes and innocently enjoying her teething biscuits, he smiled.
"Yuehong, don't worry, Nannan is very well-behaved. She has never done any of the things you mentioned. She is the most worry-free child I have ever raised."
"Everyone loves a cute and well-behaved child. Everyone in the compound praises her, so you can rest assured."
Parents are naturally happy when their children are praised.
Knowing that the child's obedience and understanding were all thanks to the Xiao family and Shishi, they were extremely grateful. They left a stack of banknotes and the four of them, along with He Chaoyang and his wife, returned to the city with peace of mind.
No sooner had I left than the well-behaved child flew onto the roof.
It's getting dark; it's time to stir things up.
On the roof of the flat-roofed house, four people and three chickens were perched, their foreheads gleaming with excitement, their eyes darting around with a fierce look.
"Shishi, there are many brides and grooms, unlike the one with Brother Zhang. Which family's wedding night are you planning to make a ruckus at?" Chou Chou asked.
The three boys and three chickens all looked at their leader: "Speak up, speak up! The joy will be doubled!"
Shishi held up one finger and shook it, "No no no, we are good children, we won't make trouble, we will help."
The three children are confused: how can we help them?
"There is a sound that can be heard throughout the entire compound and guesthouse, without having to go to any particular place; the dazzling light illuminates the excited heart."
"I guarantee that any bride who hears this sound will be so scared that she'll hug the groom tightly. Hehehe, the groom will be happy, and tomorrow there will be lots of little babies in the courtyard."
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"You mean fireworks?" Xiao Shi scratched his head, a little worried. "But we can't set those off, or people will find out."
Shishi winked at Chou Chou, her face full of a wicked grin that seemed to indicate she was about to get away with something.
Little Master, Nannan, and the three chickens didn't understand, and they also looked at Ugly.
Ugly suddenly had a brilliant idea, and her little face instantly lit up. "You mean you want me to unleash lightning?"
That's a good option; he likes it.
Upon hearing this, the other kids understood as well; it wasn't the first time they'd done something like this, they were all familiar with it.
"Yes, let's set off lightning! Let's set off a series of lightning strikes, a huge bang, a thunderous roar, scaring the bride so much she'll cry, and a flash of lightning, turning night into day, saving my dad some electricity."
Xie Lin returned to look for his child after taking a shower, just in time to overhear this earth-shattering "conspiracy," and he rubbed his forehead.
After all that fun, we still haven't had enough. More arrangements are in store. It's a blessing for the grooms to have you at the camp.
Exactly, if you're going to discuss it, why go all the way to the rooftop? Is it to make things more exciting on the rooftop?
He also climbed onto the roof and picked up one of the troublemakers.
"Shishi, didn't I tell you not to put pressure on your stomach? Don't you want Zhou Daliu and Zhou Xiaoliu?"
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