Zhou Xiaoliu made a disgusted sound in her childish voice.
Shishi stabbed, "On your first birthday, you drank too much milk and wet the bed. You stuffed your wet little pants under your grandma's pillow and patted the bed for a long time while you peed."
After clicking her tongue and making sure no one was around, she applied face cream, looked in the mirror, and asked, "Magic mirror, magic mirror, I've applied natural skincare products. I look my best today, don't I?"
“That day you had just turned one year old. When you were caught, you said that your grandma had secretly put on your little pants because they were too small and you peed. Your grandma was laughed at by your neighbor, Grandma Yao, for three whole days.”
Zhou Xiaoliu: ...She doesn't remember anything. Why does Mom want to awaken her buried memories?
Zhou Daliu covered his mouth and giggled, "Mom, Daliu doesn't play with pee."
Shishi, hehe.
They're all born of the same mother, so don't laugh at the piglet for being black.
"Yeah, you played with poop. On your first birthday, you held it in because you wanted to wear your pretty dress right away, and then you pooped standing up."
"Yellow strips fell down, you stepped on them, they bounced around, then Uncle Ugly turned on some music, and you got really excited and started jumping around on the poop. That time, your little bottom wiggled the most."
These are the most precious birthday gifts they gave themselves. Guagua filmed the whole thing so that their descendants can enjoy them in the future.
Zhou Daliu immediately stopped laughing at his sister.
Ahhh, Mom, that was when I was one year old. I'm two now, and I'm concerned about my image.
"Dad, shut your wife up."
Chou Chou, Xiao Shi, and Nan Nan covered their mouths and giggled, while Bei Bei and Duo Duo, hearing it for the first time, gaped in disbelief, clearly stunned.
Everyone says my two nieces are smart, but why do they seem not to be very smart?
Xie Lin was driving in front, and he was trying not to laugh as he looked at the two little guys in the back seat with their serious faces.
He laughs every time he sees that embarrassing past.
The two little ones inherited Shishi's unique traits, and their nonsensical ideas are more and more bizarre than the other.
The sixth-grader loves health and is most enthusiastic about dancing. He dreams of wiggling his little butt from one end of the bed to the other, and falling off the bed is a common occurrence for him.
From a young age, I was Chou Chou's best friend. Even before I could walk, I could still bounce around and have fun.
Xiao Liu loves to dress up. Starting when she was seven or eight months old, she would put anything she could get her hands on on her face. The thing she kept the most in her room was face cream.
She made it clear that she was too young to use it as it would be bad for her skin, saying, "Look at it and imagine yourself looking beautiful."
Guagua couldn't help but explain to her that she could use natural ingredients from herbs when she grew up, which were non-irritating and had no side effects. She could take care of herself then, and she remembered the word "natural".
Urine is indeed natural, and it can even be produced and consumed locally.
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