"Grandpa Qiu, how much is a moment of spring night worth?"
Da Liu was carrying a small cloth bag, inside which lay two small porcelain bottles, one blue and one white.
Early in the morning, a little kid blocked my office door and asked me if it was absurd to ask about my wedding night.
"Go away, little kid, go play in the mud, don't pry into adults' business."
That's what he said, but the corners of his mouth were turned up really high.
The old man was delighted to be breaking his vows.
Da Liu swung his small cloth bag in one hand and patted his belly with the other.
"I have a mission to complete. You need to explain it to me so I know how to tell you."
"When I was wearing diapers, my mom would take me and Xiao Liu to the wedding night to make a ruckus. She would make a ruckus on dozens of newlyweds in one night. I know what that means."
The homeroom teacher was stunned.
Are you taking someone to the wedding night to make a ruckus before they can even walk?
This...this is indeed something that guy is capable of doing.
Xie Lin spoils her too much. He doesn't even stop her. He should at least leave the two little ones here.
Little did he know that the couple was a family of four who had come together to make a ruckus at their wedding.
If it weren't for his age, would I have let him off last night?
Some grooms are all smiles, some are looking miserable, which one are you?
"Hurry up and babble, I want to go play! If you don't babble, I'm going to call my mom!"
"Mom said, if you keep being stubborn, you'll end up in trouble."
The homeroom teacher blushed bright red; he instantly understood the meaning behind the smile and the bitter expression.
Look around, then pull the little doll with its mouth still open to a corner.
Both the big and small ones are big mouths, so he has to be careful.
"Big Six, what's the mission? Tell me first, and then I'll tell you."
Da Liu shook his head, "No, you have to drink first. There are still two minutes left. If the main group can't wait for me, they'll come looking for me."
She doesn't take shortcuts; she's a principled girl.
The homeroom teacher's forehead throbbed.
Which unreliable person would entrust such a task to a little kid?
He means that now he says only one child knows, but later he'll say that an entire army of children knows.
He hesitated, "Suffering in the beginning, then laughing all the way to the end, is that alright?"
Da Liu was skeptical. "Are you sure they're all smiling?"
Aunt Gua said she must ask him this question clearly, because the answer to this question is related to his happiness for the rest of his life.
She didn't understand, but she pretended to.
The homeroom teacher whispered, "Half of him was smiling."
The big boy nodded his little head to indicate that he understood and handed the bag over.
"Here, this is good stuff. Give the white bottle to Grandma Feng. Take one pill once a day after meals. After taking it, you'll be healthy and beautiful."
"Here's the blue bottle for you. Take one pill three times a day after meals. Make sure to take it on time. Tell Aunt Gua after you finish, and Aunt Gua will give you a check-up."
"Alright, I've completed my mission. Goodbye, Grandpa Qiu."
Just as he was about to run, he was caught; the homeroom teacher was acting suspiciously.
"Then tell me, how do you eat if everyone's all smiles and everyone's all miserable?"
The question is from the sixth grader's exam.
"Take one pill a day for a happy mood, before bed. Take two pills three times a day after meals for a miserable mood."
The class teacher clutched the bag tightly and scurried back to her desk, stuffing it into the bottom drawer.
If it were really that kind of medicine, and other people knew it was sent by a little kid, they'd laugh at him to death.
In the classroom, Guagua slapped his thigh and laughed loudly.
"Hahaha, the sixth grader's ambiguous words have really fooled the class teacher. He actually thought it was that kind of drug."
"Master, am I right? No matter who delivers the medicine, it won't be as effective as if the little child did it."
"If he knew that the groom was all smiles because you made him laugh, and that he was miserable because you scared him, wouldn't he be devastated?"
“Let’s make a bet. Even though it’s past breakfast time, I still bet he’ll eat right away.”
A man can never admit that he's incapable, regardless of age or psychological factors; he won't miss out on the morning's portion.
Shishi knew the place well and opened the shop.
“I’m making the decision for the class teacher, and he’s the banker. If we eat right away, it’s 1; if we eat at noon, it’s 2. 1 is 1 to 10, and 2 is 1 to 1.”
"I'll buy it for 1 yuan."
The baby follows its master, and the next piece is 1.
As a man, Xie Lin paused for a second on behalf of the class teacher, then said, "I'll go next."
Yue Yue and Xiao Shi Chou Chou didn't hesitate to spend one yuan to buy 1.
When Da Liu returned to report on the mission's progress, upon hearing that he could get something for nothing, he immediately called his friends over.
I happened to have two cents of pocket money with me, and after understanding the rules, I bought 1 of everything.
Three chickens had no money, so they borrowed two cents to bet on the dealer.
The class teacher, unaware that he was about to lose several tens of yuan, secretly poured himself a glass of water, looked left and right, and crouched under the table like a thief, quickly pouring out a pill from the blue bottle and stuffing it into his mouth.
Glug, the pill went down, and I felt relieved.
They are the child soldiers who went and then returned...
"Children, what brings you here?"
His voice sounded a little weak; could it be that Da Liu has spoken out of turn again?
He looked at Da Liu with fear.
Honey, is Grandpa's skin still there?
"Big Six, are you here to have fun?"
"This is an office, it's not suitable. Come on, let's go play somewhere else."
Tell me you came here to have fun, honey, tell me quickly.
The homeroom teacher prayed silently in her heart.
"Grandpa Qiu, you lost the bet. You have to pay up. Two yuan for each person and one chicken."
“My mom and the other six people in the department received 10 yuan each, and I’m here to collect it on their behalf.”
Class teacher: ???
What did I bet on?
Nannan quickly explained it once.
The class advisor's world has collapsed.
Oh no, everyone knows again! Can't we at least give him some face...?
Um?
Ah, it stopped halfway through.
"Darling, you said those are pills to regulate the liver?" The homeroom teacher caught on a beat late.
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