At first, Yao Lixiang did want to tease Zhou Shi, but seeing that Xiao Dan and Zhang Tong clearly agreed with her giving Zhou Shi a lesson, she went along with it.
We'll be living in the same compound from now on, so we'll see each other often.
If Zhang Tong and his wife truly recognize Zhou Shi as their goddaughter, then she would be their closest neighbor, and she wouldn't mind lending a hand.
It might be a bit convoluted, and it took Zhou Shi a while to process what it said.
I looked at the dumplings in my bowl, then at the dumpling soup next to me, and then at the bowls of other people who didn't have dumplings.
After a pause, he finally picked up a spoon and put a dumpling in each person's bowl.
Then she counted her dumplings again and found that she had nine left. She counted them with her hand and realized that they didn't fill a bowl. She quickly covered the bowl and shook her head.
"I can't give them to you anymore, they're all from Shishi."
The six of them looked at each other and smiled. Zhang Tong spoke on behalf of the group, "Okay, the rest are all for Shishi. Eat up, but blow on them before you burn your mouth."
It's truly rare for a pet to be willing to give up six; if they push their luck any further, they might just piss people off.
Teaching children requires a gradual approach; trying to achieve everything at once will only backfire.
To their amusement and exasperation, she offered dumplings in exchange for adding dough pieces to fill the empty space in her bowl.
They really didn't lose out at all.
The lunch, which had an educational significance, was served with tangy sour fish soup and fresh abalone sauce, and everyone enjoyed it immensely.
After finishing two large bowls of dumpling soup, Zhou Shi was extremely satisfied.
"Wow, these dumplings are so delicious! When are you coming back, Egg? Shi Shi wants to make dumplings for him and dumplings for him too."
Egg said that Stinky Egg is her egg, and she must protect it.
"Protecting him well" means making sure he has enough to eat, and she understands that.
As she spoke, she was looking at the remaining abalone sauce. She didn't know which of the six eggs she was referring to, so Xie Lin's direct supervisor had to answer.
"Shishi, Chou Dan will be back in a couple of days, soon. Can you cook for him then?"
He didn't know when Xie Lin would be back. Sometimes, a mission could take ten days, half a month, or even several months to complete.
This mission is targeted, so it shouldn't take that long; it should be done in the next few days.
"What day is 'two days'?"
Hearing that Stinky Egg would be back soon, the Corpse became even happier.
Xiao Dan thought to himself, he wasn't even sure which day "two days" meant.
But the child kept pressing for answers, so he had to fill in the gaps eventually.
After thinking for a moment, he held up three fingers.
"Today is the first day, tomorrow is the second day. After you finish counting on your fingers, Stinky Egg will be back."
Let's try to appease him for now. Kids forget things easily; he might not even remember it tomorrow.
Little did they know, someone had already secretly made a mental note of it.
After we've finished counting on our fingers, it's time to make dumplings.
"Yeah, Chou Dan is coming back to take Shi Shi to catch Fei Fei."
The moment Feifei was mentioned, someone's eyes lit up with greed.
She wants to eat barbecue.
The delicious Feifei meat could make her tongue tingle.
Of those present, only Zhang Tong knew what Feifei was; everyone else was completely clueless.
Those in the know are willing to explain to everyone.
"In her eyes, anything that flies in the sky or flutters on the ground is a flying creature."
"My chicken almost became her roasted Fei Fei meat."
Thinking of how eagerly Zhou Shi devoured the chicken the day he caught the sparrow, Zhang Tong couldn't help but laugh out loud.
She didn't think Zhou Shi's actions were laughable; on the contrary, she found them amusing and told the two unsuspecting couples about Zhou Shi's feat as if it were an interesting story.
Shooting a sparrow climbing onto the roof is one thing, beating your own chicken at night is another, being more beautiful than your clothes is yet another, being vain and looking for trouble is yet another, catching cockroaches and roasting them is yet another...
Upon closer inspection, she realized that Zhou Shi, who had only been in the compound for a few days, had unknowingly provided so much amusement that was both funny and absurd.
As they recounted the items one by one, the other two couples were left speechless.
It turns out there are things even more outrageous than the egg theory.
Trying to outdo a chicken in clothes?
Roasted cockroach meat?
Eating raw oysters?
Why is the brain they found so unusual?
The protagonist of the incident, looking as if he had been inspired, raised his hand, patted the top of his head, and then grinned and asked:
"Shishi's brain is prettier than all of Egg's brains, isn't it?"
The little girl looked very confident; it was a question, but the tone was one of certainty.
The corpse has one ultimate goal and two immediate major events.
The ultimate goal is to become the smartest zombie queen.
Two immediate and important events: one is that it looks beautiful, and the other is that people are well-fed.
Well, now that I'm full, it's time to think about beauty.
There are no zombies here; you can only compare yourself to humans.
If she's prettier than a human, then she must be prettier than all the zombies.
As if he had thought of something, he leaned his head closer to Zhang Tong.
"Egg, where are Shishi's flowers? Shishi wants to wear them, they'll make her brain even prettier."
A few minutes later, the two couples, including Xiao Dan, looked at the bright red headdress, which was bigger than her small face, and the five of them were at a loss for words.
Sorry, everyone has different tastes; they really don't know if it looks good or not.
"Isn't it pretty? Aren't Shishi's flowers pretty?" A bright red head stood in the middle of the five people.
The five people forced a smile: "Beautiful, Shishi's brain is the most beautiful, and she looks even more beautiful wearing flowers."
"Yes, yes, Shishi's brain and Huahua are the prettiest. You're all right. Dumplings are the reward."
That vain little face made Zhang Tong laugh uncontrollably.
Haha, how can this little brat be so cute?
How did she manage to reverse the order so naturally, giving the dumplings first and then praising the food?
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