"Ugh, headache, stinky egg, I'm thirsty, I need some water."
"This wine has a strong aftereffect. I really am a born businessman. I deserve to make a lot of money."
The drunkard only drank two bottles of red wine and then drank some hangover soup. He was still hungover and more confused than someone who had just drunk five bottles of wine.
Is there a strong correlation between the lingering effects of alcohol and making a lot of money?
Someone hiding outside the window shrugged.
"See? Your mom's tape got stuck halfway through. I suspect there's a long paragraph in the middle before the summary at the end."
Sixth grader: "Auntie Gua, was Mom like this last time she got drunk?"
Last time?
Rewind to the last time, everyone got drunk, and Guagua's battery ran out and he forgot to recharge it. It was the patriarch who took care of the drunkard.
A newbie, also hungover, said, "This alcohol really has a strong aftereffect. I really am the best matchmaker. Without me, no one would be able to find a good wife."
The speeches were all in a similar format, with no clear connection between the beginning and the end.
The cause of this brain malfunction is unknown.
Master, still the same master.
Xiao Liu: "Auntie Gua, Mom can't drink outside, it will expose her IQ."
A rant from my own daughter—it's deadly!
A genius with a super brain, his mental state drops drastically after drinking.
"Shishi, the water's here. Drink it, then go back to sleep."
"good."
After getting drunk, the alcoholics slept for a day and a night, while the two children, one machine in hand, acted as dutiful sons and grandsons by the bedside, feeding them water and food.
The patriarch rarely gets to enjoy his daughters' care, playing along with them and even taking advantage of the situation, enjoying his retirement life ahead of time: the two daughters take turns caring for him, one for each day.
The next day, after finishing his workout, he was knocked down by his boss, who was playing with a spinning top to distract his wife. After crawling out of the pile of snake meat, he created a rebirth story.
The premise is: after being abandoned by my unfilial daughter, my wife and I are reborn.
“Old woman, we’re all back now. From now on, we won’t raise those unfilial daughters anymore. Let them fend for themselves.”
A certain drama queen answered the phone instantly, and the response was seamless.
"Waaah, handsome old man, they've squandered all the money, what are we going to eat now?"
"My life is so miserable. If I had known I was born an ungrateful child, I should have thrown him into a chamber pot the moment he was born."
Da Liu and Xiao Liu, who were watching a zombie movie and were so scared their hearts were pounding: ...This is what it feels like to be more wronged than Dou E.
The stinky kids, equally terrified by the zombies that suddenly jumped out of the coffin forest, huddled together in fear: ...What a huge black pot!
Well, the stage's already set up, so I'll just go along with their performance. I'll watch the movie later.
The two little ones rubbed their goosebumps and knelt down with a thud.
"Dad, Mom, don't abandon your child! Tell me if you've made a mistake, and I'll correct it."
"Mom, I'm a good child, not an ungrateful child. I will take good care of you and support you in your old age."
Declaring that relying on oneself is worse than relying on one's son, the ambitious old man threw down two chipped bowls, speaking sternly and harshly.
“I don’t believe it. Unless you go out and beg, experience the harsh realities of society, and truly realize your mistakes, my wife and I will consider whether to bring you back.”
"Come here, snake, throw them out, guard the door, and if they come in and bother my wife again, you all get out too."
The eldest brother is confused.
The eldest brother was completely bewildered.
The eldest brother was speechless: ...Should I try to struggle a bit?
Follow the big one and you'll have food to eat; follow the small one and you'll become a beggar. Choose the big one.
The security snake hissed loyally~~ (throwing itself into its spatial dimension, promising not to bother it.)
The second son, forced into the role, nodded vigorously. (He agreed, "Yes, yes, I agree with this method.")
Hey guys, go out and have some fun. I want to see the giant zombie jumping around. I don't want to be a security guard for now.
The bear, the chicken, and the tiger all fell silent. "You guys can play around if you want. We're just fodder anyway."
This seems like a pretty good idea.
So, after daybreak, when they drifted along the river for a while and came to another village, the two little dirty children, dressed in tattered patched clothes and carrying two broken bowls, began their experiential journey.
They hadn't walked far after getting ashore when they heard a heart-wrenching cry. In the distance, they could see a group of people gathered together, chattering away. The two little ones exchanged a glance and then ran over there.
Experiences are nothing compared to gossip.
The main group behind them also brightened up and quickly followed, thinking it was going to be a good show, but it turned out to be bad luck.
What bad luck! Infidelity plus a funeral.
"Alas, Chunhua was also pitiful, she was pregnant, and now she and her unborn child have both died."
"That's right. Chunhua is such a good girl. She's filial to her grandmother, hardworking, and takes care of everything at home and outside. I would never believe that she's having an affair."
"Grandma Yao only had this one granddaughter. Her son and daughter-in-law both sacrificed their lives. How will she live after outliving her child?"
"Isn't there a grandson-in-law? He's a good man; I heard him say with my own ears that he would take care of Old Lady Yao until her death."
"Just take it with a grain of salt. He might not even raise his own grandson. Once he gets married... you can judge for yourselves."
"Are you guys out of your minds? Yao Chunhua is a promiscuous woman. She was pregnant and still had affairs with men. She deserved to end up like this."
"Yang Guozhi doesn't mind at all, and is even willing to move into the Yao family home to take care of Old Lady Yao in her old age. How filial he is! You bunch of gossipy people just spout nonsense."
"Pshaw, we'll say what we want, you listen to what we want, it's none of your business what we're saying."
"Ignore her. She and Grandma Yao don't get along. What good things could she possibly say to her?"
"you......"
"Prepare to lower the coffin!" The loud voice interrupted the chatter, and out of respect for the deceased, no one spoke again.
Chirp~, chirp~, chirp~
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