With a creak, the door opened.
Old Mrs. Yang sat on the ground like a stubborn mule, throwing her shoes around and swearing.
Standing beside her were two pairs of men and women glaring angrily; they were Yang Guozhi's elder brother and sister-in-law, and elder sister and brother-in-law.
The whole family came out.
Seeing the door open, without caring who was in front of her, Old Lady Yang casually raised her shoe and threw it at them.
"Go to hell! If anything happens to my son, I'll make sure you never have peace again."
“I’ll come here and cause trouble every day. You won’t be able to eat well or sleep peacefully. I’ll make you infamous.”
Before the onlookers could even shake their heads in disgust at her vicious face, the shoes had already returned the way they came.
A muffled clang, followed by a crisp snap, and then a deafening scream.
"Ouch, that hurts! Who hit me?"
Who hit him?
You smashed your own shoes, so it's the same as hitting yourself.
The smelly shoe landed on the ground, and Old Lady Yang covered her left cheek, glaring fiercely at Shishi who had put away her cleaver.
She launched a brilliant counterattack with the side of her knife.
Old Mrs. Yang wanted to curse but dared not, fearing that the knife would fall on her.
Yao Chunhua, whose hand was injured, did not carry any weapons and stood at the back. Because of her height, she was completely blocked by Xie Lin.
Since Old Mrs. Yang was sitting on the ground, her line of sight was lower, and she could see the clothes through the gap between the legs.
She started wailing on the spot because she was picking on the weakest one.
"Come and see, everyone! Yao Chunhua has openly brought her lover home, and now she's hiding behind him, provoking me, her mother-in-law."
“My family’s Guozhi is right, she is promiscuous, and the child in her belly might be an illegitimate one.”
"My son, you've had the worst luck in eight lifetimes to marry such a shameless slut."
The Yang family was stunned by Shishi's knife, and they didn't even care about the old lady's injured face.
He only came to his senses after hearing the old lady's accusation.
The eldest brother of the Yang family glared at him and said, "She looks quite decent, so why does she do such inhuman things? Yao Chunhua is nothing special, is she worth risking your reputation for?"
Yang Guozhi's sister was equally annoyed, "That's right, what's so great about Yao Chunhua? People like you who are a cancer on social morality should be thrown into the river to save us from further embarrassment."
Without uttering a single word or even throwing the ladle, Xie Lin was spitting at him, leaving him speechless.
They say if the sky falls, the taller person will hold it up. But the sky hasn't fallen, so why are you just blaming people?
Do you think he's easy to bully?
He stepped forward, twirled the gourd's long handle in his hand, and then pushed it forward.
There was a broken earthenware jar by the door, half-filled with water covered in moss. He filled it with a whole spoonful and then splashed it all over Old Lady Yang's face.
Splash~~
He was very fast; in just a few strokes, he had three drenched chickens, all soaked to the bone.
"Your breath smells so bad, let me wash it for you. You're welcome."
Yao Suining raised an eyebrow at her mother. "Mom, you see, you don't even need to lift a finger. They're very capable. You should step back and not block their way."
Upon receiving the message, the old lady decisively stepped back and stood in a row with her granddaughter.
He's a good person after all. I understand. He'll be no trouble at all.
Before leaving, she "kindly" reminded me, "That's water mixed with urine; I used it to water my vegetable garden."
"Oh, by the way, Yang Guozhi got a share of that urine; it's a way of showing his filial piety."
The eldest brother and second sister of the Yang family shook off the water, which had gotten into their noses and mouths. They bent over and kept vomiting, almost bringing up bile.
Yang Guozhi's sister-in-law and brother-in-law kept their distance, pinching their noses as if they were nonchalant, but in reality they were afraid of getting it on them.
"Hahaha, you old hag, is your son's pee tasty? Is it enough? If not, I'll add more for you. Your family is so united, drinking pee together."
The Yang family: ...We don't need this kind of unity.
Shishi happily traded the knife for the ladle, diligently filling the ladle and joyfully giving it away.
Splash!
One ladleful after another, the jar was soon emptied, leaving only a shallow layer of water.
The old woman's body had turned into a small puddle, emitting a faint "natural fragrance".
When it was the eldest sister-in-law and second brother-in-law's turn, there was not enough water. She said regretfully, "There's not enough water. You can just have a little taste. A family should share happiness together."
Who would want to taste this?
The two of them took off running.
Can you escape?
Even with wheels on their feet, they wouldn't be as fast as Shishi.
One person, one ladle of water—perfect, everyone gets soaked.
They've gone mad, they've really gone mad.
The filial child doesn't care about his mother and wants to go home.
That water smelled terrible.
When your own people talk, the other side takes action. In their territory, you end up empty-handed and suffer a huge loss.
Brother Yang said fiercely, "You just wait..."
"Children, it's your turn. Start chasing the drenched chickens and reunite them as a family."
What are you waiting for?
Are you waiting for me to go home and grab weapons?
The sun hasn't even set yet, what are you thinking about?
Five kids, big and small, short in stature but fast in speed, wielding their sticks with great force.
"Hey, go back, go back."
"Lolo, go back to the chicken coop."
"Ah, go away, go away."
"You brat, you actually hit me? I'm going to report you!"
"Ouch, ouch, ouch! Don't hit me! I'll go back to being a prostitute! Don't hit me!"
In just two minutes, four more chickens appeared in the small puddle.
What is integrity?
No.
"Sit down, just like your mother. The weather is sunny and clear, perfect for hatching chicks."
Pfft~~
Someone in the crowd couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Once it happens, it will happen again; once the floodgates are opened, it will be unbearable.
Hahaha.
The five members of the Yang family arrived, thinking they could easily crush the Yao family grandfather and grandson, but they ended up suffering a great loss.
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