Lu Ran, who also didn't have class, sneaked out from behind the flower bed with a broom.
“Brother Zhang, Brother Gu, I have experience with this and I have a lot of authority on it. On my wedding night, half the night was spent with the kids practicing military boxing at my door.”
“I thought it was just the child. The next day, my mother told me that the boss, who was pregnant with twins, was lying in the stairwell like a spider, snapping photos with his camera.”
"I didn't provoke her, yet she made a scene half the night. Brother Xiao might really..."
Before he could finish speaking, his thick eyebrows twitched up and down, silently adding the remaining words: "It's all over."
The three of them exchanged a glance and sighed simultaneously: Why does she always have so much energy?
The energetic person is on the phone again.
"Dad, what are you saying? The research project has hit a bottleneck, and that scoundrel wants me to go to the research institute to provide on-site guidance?"
"No, no, no, my hand is injured, I can't give any instructions."
"Speak with your mouth? Oh, I misspoke earlier. It's a brain injury, or in short, no brain. I can't give guidance."
"Can you provide more detailed data? Sure, as detailed as you need. Just have someone send over the data you require."
In short, I vow never to set foot in the research institute.
Xiao Dan was helpless.
Last time, I was confined to the research institute for a month, which scared away a certain restless guy.
"Alright, have someone secretly send it over in a bit. You wait at the restaurant."
After hanging up the phone, Shishi breathed a sigh of relief and then listlessly nestled in Xie Lin's arms.
"Sigh, you stinky egg, I don't really want my brain anymore, but they all want it."
Xie Lin affectionately patted her head, then picked her up and held her in his arms.
Who was it that was looking for beautiful brains all the time back then?
Even losing a single hair causes me heartache and liver pain.
“If you don’t want to go, then we don’t have to go. Don’t overthink it. We have three grandparents, uncles, and father to take care of things.”
"No, absolutely not, I'd rather die than go."
Because of Shishi's special status, Guagua, who is inseparable from her, is the only robot allowed to connect to any location monitored by the military except for classified areas.
"Master, do you want to see Zhou Bapi get his comeuppance? He's probably next to your father right now."
In modern times, it's always the master who hasn't been toughened up by society who suffers setbacks; it's quite happy to see the workaholic Zhou Bapi get a headache.
"I'm not looking, he's not handsome."
"Oh, he can only be considered a handsome middle-aged man."
As they spoke, they arrived at the nursery.
Nine little buns lay in a row, each with a rosy face, their little mouths agape, babbling in baby talk, occasionally letting out a drool firework – they were incredibly cute.
Daqi is the leader of this year's children's team and is the most enthusiastic in creating a lively atmosphere.
"Ah~" (Let me tell you, I've grown up again.)
"Huh?" (Have your nests not grown yet?)
"Eeya~" (My nest has grown long enough to eat toes.)
"Huh?" (Do toes taste good? I can only eat my fingers.)
"Mmm." (It's delicious and smells wonderful. Do you want to try some? I just ate some, so it's clean.)
The guards watching the children said they couldn't understand a word, but the children chatted more happily than the old ladies under the big tree telling dirty jokes. With someone to chat with, they didn't want to sleep.
Shishi held Daqi's chubby little foot that was sticking up.
"You brat, who do you want to taste your stinky feet?"
Big Seven opened its little mouth and cheered, "Ahhh~" (Mommy, I'm inviting my pretty little sister to eat my toes.)
"Eat your own stinky feet, don't mess with others."
Pfft pfft~
"Oh~"
(Well, what a pity, my feet smelled really good, I blew them clean.)
Shishi was stunned and slapped the little bottom.
"You even let out a loud fart and blow on your toes before giving it to your friends?"
"Yeah, yeah." He said it with the pride of being the boss.
Guard: ...The conversation between the mother and son was quite interesting.
Xiaoqi quietly counted on her fingers, speechless at her older brother who loved to eat toes and wanted to train the toddlers into a large toe-eating army.
Looking at my bandaged legs and then at my chubby little feet, I realized I had no interest in eating them and didn't want to eat any.
Xie Lin was speechless at his eldest son's nonsensical antics, so he picked up his younger son and kissed him.
"Xiao Qi, don't follow your brother's example. Your brother can only be a legend. He'll easily get beaten up if he goes out into the real world."
"Ah." (Not like my stinky older brother.)
Lu Fan picked up his youngest son and moved him to a different position.
"Son, let's be civilized children. It's okay to suck your hands, but don't suck your toes."
His response was a series of sucking sounds from his fingers.
He smiled, "My son is so good."
Daqi let out a particularly loud "Ah!" Shishi understood and translated, "Xiaofanzi, Daqi said your son's legs can't reach his mouth, so he can't eat what he wants."
Lu Fan refused to believe it.
"How could a child from a military family be so bad?"
"Son, Dad allows you to eat my toes, give it a try."
Three minutes later...
Lu Fan explained, "My son is so young and he can already lift his legs. Even with long pants on, he can lift them this high. Look how strong his legs are, it's amazing."
The little guy, whose short legs could barely lift 45 degrees, blew a drool bubble, "Eeya~ (Great job, kid!)"
Both father and son are shameless.
Xie Lin placed Xiao Qi in a corner, keeping him away from both the outrageous Da Qi and the young man from the military family, so that he wouldn't pick up either of their bad habits.
Shishi glanced at the Lu family boy, then at the other kids trying to kick their little legs, picked up Daqi and tossed him into another corner, speaking earnestly:
"Big Seven, being the leader can't just be about teaching them to eat their toes; you need to teach them other skills too."
"Look at them, they've all turned into leg-crossing monsters, it doesn't look good."
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