In the hotel conference room, the three parties met again, but one of them had a different person.
Dragon Kingdom, Coal Mining Kingdom, Organizer.
The organizer's eyelids kept twitching; he felt that the people from China were very strange.
They were smiling.
Why are they smiling?
His laughter made him feel uneasy.
"Professor Zhou, is there something you need from us?"
Perhaps putting on airs helped him regain some of his masterly demeanor. As soon as he finished speaking, the two translators behind him remained motionless, their eyes glazed over, looking completely out of sorts.
Just as Guagua was about to open its mouth, Zhou Heng shook his head without making a sound, then sat down calmly.
Anyway, it won't be us who's in a rush later, so it doesn't matter.
Upon receiving the signal, Guagua simply plopped down, crossed his legs, and began shelling sunflower seeds for his owner, while also telling a corny joke in English.
"Once upon a time, there was a fool who thought everyone else was a fool, so he was content to be an egg. In the end, he realized that he was the only real fool."
"Haha, Brother Zhou, isn't it funny? I think it's pretty funny."
Brother Zhou took the peeled sunflower seeds and stuffed them into his mouth. "It should be changed a bit. It should be that he secretly treats others as fools."
"Oh, I see. I'll remember that. I'll tell this joke the next time."
"Then say it again, so I can laugh."
"Once upon a time, there was a fool who secretly mistook everyone else for fools, so he was content to remain an egg. In the end, he discovered that he was the only real fool."
Hahaha, hahahaha~~
One person and one machine were laughing loudly with their mouths open.
You can't let your jokes go cold.
Only Xie Lin and Zhou Yan could understand the conversation between the two of us. They winked at their brothers, and everyone burst into laughter. It didn't seem like they were there for a confrontation; it was more like they were having a fun party.
I don't know why I'm laughing.
Just follow your sister-in-law's lead.
Organizer: ...Don't you speak English? Can't you translate it yourself? Who are you being sarcastic to?
The coal-mining country's team leader was displeased. "Professor Zhou, right? We are very busy. Please speak frankly if you have something to say. Don't delay our team's preparations for the exchange meeting."
Zhou Heng slowly picked up the teacup, took a small sip, put down the cup, and stared blankly into space.
Sorry, are you talking to me? I don't understand.
Being ignored like this, the leader of the media-digging country lost his patience and slammed his fist on the table.
"Our time is precious and cannot be wasted by a small country like yours. If you don't want to talk about it, then let's leave."
He waved his hand, ready to lead his team away.
Seeing the Dragon Kingdom team looking so relaxed, the organizer's eyelids twitched again, and he quickly pressed them down.
"Everyone, we're all brothers, let's not hurt our relationship, let's talk this out."
This time, one of the translators finally got to work.
Are they brothers now?
When you were treating people like fools, why didn't you say you were brothers when you broke into their rooms to steal?
hypocritical!
Zhou Heng feigned surprise, "Oh? Did things get heated? Did someone say something unpleasant?"
"I didn't understand, so I don't know what they said. Could you please translate it for me?"
The organizer, Coal Mining Nation: ...I've never seen such a despicable person.
The coal miner snorted and sat back down, his head held high, shoving his nose at us.
Guagua then told a self-answered, lame joke: "Do you know why the nose is below the eyes and not above them?"
"Because clear, ethereal eyes are like a pool of clear mountain spring, used to see the beauty of the world, to receive the world's splendor and then release the dross through the nose, connecting the past and the future."
"If the nose is on top, the eyes will only receive the dregs coming out of the nose, and will no longer be lively. In the end, it will only become a stagnant and smelly pool."
"Stagnant water, so filthy~~" The disgusted little eyes drifted away, until they reached the foreign bridge.
The team with their noses in the air: ...Their mouths are so loud they're practically quacking like ducks, it's unbearable.
The organizer pressed his right upper eyelid and patiently asked again, "Professor Zhou, everyone must be tired from the long journey. Please feel free to speak up if there's anything you need. The sooner we resolve this, the sooner we can get some rest."
"Don't worry, we will definitely lend a helping hand if we can."
The coal-mining nation also spoke sarcastically, "Yes, just say what you have to say. It's only right to help each other when you're out and about. There's nothing to hide. Do you have some unspeakable secret?"
They talk a good game, but their actions are anything but honest.
You all did reach out, but a third hand was involved.
Zhou Heng sighed as the corners of his mouth were propped up by Guagua.
“My room was broken into. I was worried that this would damage my reputation if word got out, but the things that were stolen were really important to me.”
His face didn't show the anxiety of losing something important; instead, it gave the impression that he was ashamed to talk about it.
When the organizers heard that a thief had broken in, their hearts jumped, but after hearing the full story, they were relieved.
"Oh? What's missing? I'll go find the hotel manager." His casual tone clearly indicated he was in a good mood.
"I lost two pairs of underwear. I never expected that underwear that hasn't been washed for two days would be so popular. Thieves in your country are truly unique."
In his attempt to disgust others, Zhou Heng almost disgusted himself.
He's probably the only person in history whose reputation for not washing his underwear has spread overseas.
My dear daughter, how can you treat your dad like this? Doesn't your conscience hurt?
The next second: "Professor Zhou, you're mistaken. Your underwear hasn't been washed for six days, not two."
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