The two snakes openly declared that they were destined to be with Shishi and were willing to take her flying.
So, using the snake god as an excuse, the man and his wife went out to collect debts again after only two days at home.
The three of them, along with a plane and a bunch of stinky kids, were causing trouble overseas.
Only two snakes showed up; the rest were supporters.
Before leaving, the patriarch reminded the leader: "We are kind, let's only take back our own territory."
Upon arrival at the scene, the debt collection team carried out their plan as follows: "Move everything, leave nothing behind."
This country, P, also participated in the exchange meeting and simultaneously engaged in insulting the Chinese team.
"Ahhh, they're here! They've really come to avenge the Dragon Kingdom team."
"My God, they can even speak our language! That's terrifying!"
"Boss, contact China immediately. We heard from Country Y that they will only stop if we show them goodwill."
"No, don't shoot them, it's useless, and they might even bounce off..."
Whoosh~
All rebounded.
The archers fell to the ground.
It didn't hit a vital spot, but it was enough to intimidate.
However, the enemy was determined to fight head-on, and brought in a large number of archers to bombard the massive body.
Da da da~
Thump thump thump~
A building was riddled with bullet holes, its windows shattered.
The two snakes, in high spirits, went to each other's fireworks factory to set off fireworks, and in broad daylight, the whole city's sky was ablaze with color.
A beautiful city has been turned upside down.
Shishi was overjoyed.
"The giant snake destroying the city in the movie is fake, it's special effects. This is real dust everywhere, and the screaming of the whole people is also real. There's no question of poor acting skills. It's so exciting, so wonderful, the box office must be a huge success."
"Hehe, the country gets a little money back, and I also make a little money. It's not a loss."
"Quack quack, let's take a close-up shot of innocent little citizens trembling in fear. Stinky egg, after the shot changes, let's soothe their wounded little hearts and give them some money."
The money comes from the sheep anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Back then, when the other side invaded, they did not extend a friendly hand to the unarmed people of the Dragon Kingdom.
This action is not out of compassion, but simply because the inherent goodness of the Chinese people makes them incapable of harming the innocent and causing widespread suffering.
When the other side stopped fighting, they discovered that only official assets had been destroyed.
"Boss, I told you, they really are gods. Mortals and things can't fight against gods, but they are easy to talk to, as long as they don't use tricks against the Dragon Kingdom."
"The reason we came here to cause trouble this time is simply because we sided with Country Y and not Country D back then."
Very good, we've unknowingly reached the negotiation stage.
Two tails held high and a mouth represent three requirements.
"First, return Macau. I'll personally call China to negotiate. I'll keep an eye on things."
"Second, return the property taken during the invasion at three times its current value. Prepare immediately and transfer it to the official account of the Dragon Kingdom."
"Third, I love to eat fish, so I'll prepare a large warehouse of cod."
Because what was emptied was the government's most important secret. If the secret is lost or leaked, the whole country will not only be back to square one, but its fate will be in its grasp, leaving it with no choice but to comply.
The condition is that the giant serpent returns all the confidential documents and restores the city to its original state.
Little brat, how can we negotiate without bringing something important?
What we want is your "willingness".
Summer vacation is coming to an end, so we must finish this quickly.
The boss joked, "I can return everything I don't like, but I can't restore the rest. The things you guys destroyed are not within my repair scope."
"If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have gotten angry. Your temper is worthless."
His sarcastic tone infuriated the other person to the point of having a heart attack.
How despicable! How hateful! I want to skin them alive, tear out their tendons, drink their blood, and eat their flesh.
"Do you hate us? Do you want to drink our blood and eat our flesh?"
"It's fine. If you don't want to negotiate, then let's fight. We'll move on to another city after we've had our fun in this one. We love causing destruction. Wouldn't you be so happy to give us a ruined kingdom that you'd drop your pants?"
When the top leader received the call, he was so happy that his gums were showing.
But they insist on pretending to be stupid.
"What? You want to return Macau? The sun hasn't risen in the west yet, what's going on?"
"What giant snake causing trouble, using threats and inducements? Are you alright? Why are you talking nonsense?"
"Our guardian angel? Oh, yes, that's true. Wasn't he still in Y country? He's already here in your country for a visit so soon? Our guardian angel is truly elusive."
A simple mention of a trip made the person on the other end of the phone so angry they almost fell over.
What a load of nonsense, they're just here to cause trouble.
Despite their gritted teeth and the menacing gazes of the two snakes, a verbal agreement was reached.
Country P demanded the return of the classified documents, citing the long distance and the time required for execution. Two snakes then carried the documents to a special plane.
"A matter that can be resolved with an email can't fool me."
"Even if things don't go perfectly, the round trip between the two countries shouldn't take more than 30 hours. Hurry up, even if you're using the most inefficient method, we'll be waiting for good news at the official building in the next city in 30 hours."
"Whether it's returning the goods or repairing the city's appearance depends on your country's sincerity."
As soon as he finished speaking, the snake disappeared without a trace, without any hesitation.
Everyone: ...That's a complete threat.
"Time to eat! Try the most popular dishes in P country."
Guagua brought out the fragrant cod.
It looks and smells delicious, and looks very appetizing.
As expected of a culinary master, new dishes come to life so easily.
The patriarch's grievances flashed through his mind as he huffed and puffed.
They eat, and he runs away. Isn't that a bit unfair?
To convince the other party of the snake god's miraculous ability to arrive instantly, he even ate on an empty stomach.
"Shishi, feed me a bite, your man has gotten too thin from hunger."
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