I don't know if it's because of the fusion with the corpse, but after trying it a few more times, the door still opened into the exhibition hall.
We informed the parents in advance that we could stay longer this time.
So they decided to repeat their old tricks, intending to defeat strength with mythology.
Having experienced the apocalypse, the opponent's strength was undeniable, and he was a ruthless individual. He attacked the giant snake as soon as it appeared, treating it like a science fiction movie.
The clever blond guy was actually holding up a camera and snapping pictures.
That would be terrible.
With their star status, the eldest and second eldest are so famous that no one can even try to ride their coattails.
If pretending to be a deity doesn't work, then let's try something underhanded.
"Hey, let's play whack-a-mole!"
How do you play?
"Hehe, you just need to be a good means of transportation. You need to be fast at teleporting and fast at throwing bombs."
"Quack quack, collecting maps, specifically targeting big rats."
"Okay."
Xie Lin didn't understand, "What kind of bomb?"
"Of course it's me! I'm the biggest bomb, and Guagua is the navigator."
Xie Lin raised an eyebrow. "Why do I feel like you two are quite familiar with each other?"
Shishi wagged her tail and said, "It's so-so. I'm not very familiar with it. I've only played with the cat bomb a few times. I didn't know much before and only played it in China, so I couldn't really unleash my full potential."
Guagua thought to itself, "You've scared everyone in the research institute by not being able to use your full potential. If you were allowed to do your best, you alone would be enough to wipe them all out without any external enemies even needing to invade."
Zhou Bapi (a notorious exploiter) may have exploited you, but he also cleaned up your messes quite a bit, even though you were once a rebellious girl.
The most memorable time was when she was 16 years old, when a project took four months to complete perfectly.
At the most active age, and also the most vain stage, being confined for so long was truly due to Zhou Bapi's coaxing: "Come out and I'll give you a half-month vacation, and I'll airfreight the freshest king crab so you can eat your fill every day."
However… when she came out of the research institute, she dazedly touched a small pimple on her face and got furious.
Before they even got to eat the king crab, the fireworks were sent out first. A group of older folks, who hadn't had enough sleep, were startled by the fireworks that were flying all over the room and screamed in terror, reliving their childhood and becoming incredibly energetic.
Thus, Zhou Bapi, as her boss and project leader, not only lost the expensive king crab but also gave out a large number of gifts to soothe everyone's wounded hearts.
The familiar recipe made Zhou Bapi, who had shamelessly followed along, twitch his lips several times, and he silently mourned for the lucky ones who were about to become rats for three seconds.
Ugly and Little Master looked on expectantly, "What do we do?"
"Go visit the fireworks factory first. We can't waste our own inventory. They're not worthy. You can set off fireworks for me later, and use these formulas as well."
Shishi smiled and unfolded a piece of paper.
Chou Chou and Xiao Shi exchanged a glance and excitedly burrowed into the space.
Xie Lin understood; the so-called "bullets" were neither people nor real guns and ammunition, but fireworks.
She used to play with Guagua, but she couldn't run fast on two legs, so she said she wasn't having enough fun.
This isn't about frying rats; it's about providing a bright, shining lamp to protect the rat's dark hole.
My wife is so kind.
They even thoughtfully use different names for each other: our side is the cat, and the enemy side is the mouse.
"Wow, there are two of Xie Da's brethren here. They survived the apocalypse and didn't mutate. Not bad, just a little thin."
The quack scanned a large manor, where two black and white bears were kept in a semi-open room, looking listless.
"This isn't a zoo, nor a research institute, so is it a private property?"
"It's not private property; it's the official residence of important figures. They move to those places when they get promoted."
"So, were Xie Da's compatriots taken home and kept as pets without permission? Never mind, bring them back to our country."
A grand estate, huh? Then let's have a fireworks extravaganza!
Everything is ready.
Thud, thud, thud~
In the dead of night, when it was the perfect time to sleep, countless fireworks burst into bloom, and the sounds of explosions echoed throughout the entire manor.
I went outside to check, but there were only fireworks and no one else there.
This scene played out in many places, making the entire night sky as bright as day, colorful and extremely beautiful.
It's just fireworks, so let's consider it a perk.
Shamefully, tear gas was mixed in with the fireworks, and pepper spray mixed with mustard water and animal feces was sprayed randomly.
Everywhere was shrouded in a hazy mist and fog, which was incredibly tear-inducing and irritating to the nose. People nearby felt like they wanted to die. It was utterly despicable.
This happens every night, yet the culprit remains elusive.
Officials "enjoy" lavish meals every night, and the public outside all think that something great has happened, waiting for the official announcement every day.
There were also many dissenting voices, arguing that such extravagance after just recovering from a period of economic recovery was truly wasteful.
Little did they know, the big shot with high blood pressure had his brain completely fuzzed over, and with tears streaming down his face, he offered a huge reward for the capture of the big scoundrel, promising a reward regardless of whether the culprit was caught or not, as long as a clue was provided.
They even investigated fireworks factories one by one.
The stolen assets were eventually discovered to be military property.
The fireworks factory manager was completely baffled, as he knew nothing about the matter.
The surveillance footage didn't capture any clues, so how can we investigate?
"Wow, there's money to be made! Hurry up, get your makeup done and get your reward!" The troublemaker was so happy he didn't want to leave.
The mischievous squad takes turns attacking.
Today it's a blond, blue-eyed boy; tomorrow it'll be a stunningly beautiful woman with big, wavy hair and golden eyes; and the day after tomorrow it'll be a tall, handsome, curly-haired old man.
A week later, they had received a considerable amount of foreign currency and enjoyed plenty of entertainment at public expense.
Having tasted the sweetness of success, the handsome old man Zhou Bapi forgot his profession and became a real street hustler.
"Shishi, what's the next game? I can still run."
"Of course, it means the execution of all eighteen generations of relatives."
Very well, as long as it's a public place, all workplace entertainment venues are banned, making everyone miserable.
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