Zhang Tong was unaware that Liu Xiaolan held a grudge against her. She learned that the brat had followed Professor Shen's two grandsons after hearing them say they were going to buy popsicles.
When he got to the store, he didn't have any money to buy any, so he just drooled over the box where the popsicles were stored.
Just then, Liu Xiaolan appeared, which led to the incident of buying popsicles.
What she didn't know was that, because she had no money, the corpse could only watch helplessly as the two boys from the Shen family ate in front of her, and was anxious to go home to get something to exchange for them.
In the past, the circles in zombies' brains were different colors, and she had seen humans exchange their circles.
She was thinking that since Egg hadn't given her a reward yet, she would exchange it for oysters.
Raw oysters don't taste good, she doesn't like them, so we'll replace them all.
In this way, she can get the popsicle she likes without having to see the oysters she doesn't like—a win-win situation.
She's a zombie with a brain; she'll figure out a way.
He had just finished praising himself for being smart when he was about to run home.
If Liu Xiaolan hadn't stopped her, there wouldn't have been any talk of her buying popsicles for Zhou Shi.
Zhang Tong asked somewhat helplessly, "Does Shishi really like popsicles?"
Zhou Shi nodded without hesitation.
"It's sweet and cool, and Shishi likes it very much."
Seeing the glint in her eyes, Zhang Tong felt both annoyed and amused.
You were sold out because you were greedy; you're really clever.
On a hot day, eating something cool can really make you feel comfortable.
It's not surprising that this brat, who hates the heat, likes popsicles.
After thinking for a moment, she said, "If Shishi is good and promises to eat only one popsicle a day, then Auntie will buy one for Shishi every day."
"Also, Shishi can't eat anything that other people buy for her, not anything at all. She can only eat what her aunt, Uncle Xiao, and Chou Dan give her."
"Some people may seem like good people, but they may not actually be good."
"Shishi is still young and doesn't know how to tell if someone is good or bad. It would be bad if Shishi ate something poisonous."
"So, if someone else offers something, they have to ask us first. Would Shishi agree to it?"
"If Shishi is good, Auntie will often cook delicious food for Shishi, okay?"
Regardless of whether others mean well or not, she is determined to prevent a situation where someone can be tricked away with just a piece of candy.
The little girl's brain is probably only that of a three-year-old. She's had a hard life and never had any good food, so she's very easy to fool.
Moreover, she is beautiful, so it's inevitable that some people will have ulterior motives.
Perhaps there aren't many daring people in the family compound, but Zhou Shi can't stay in the compound forever.
If one day she is actually lured away by someone with a piece of candy, she will have nowhere to cry.
No, she has to go to the supply and marketing cooperative and buy all kinds of snacks.
Only when the little girl has tried them all and no longer craves them can she truly resist temptation.
Zhou Shi tilted her head and thought for a moment. It seemed that Chou Dan had said something similar. He said that as long as she was good and obedient, he would buy her lots of delicious food.
She knew that humans all liked obedient children.
Obedient children get candy.
So she obediently nodded, "Shishida..."
He was only halfway through speaking, and halfway through nodding, when a thought suddenly popped into his head: "If you don't listen, you'll be eating bamboo shoots stir-fried with pork."
Zhang Tong waited and waited, but the kid's head just wouldn't nod.
She thought Zhou Shi hadn't understood because she had spoken too much, and she was trying to process what she had said, so she waited patiently.
But then I heard, "Egg, is stir-fried bamboo shoots with pork delicious?"
"The corpse is a bit confused. Humans say that obedient children get candy, and the corpse wants candy, so it has to be obedient."
"But Shishi also wants to eat bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat, which is for disobedient children."
"Egg, is it okay if Corpse is half obedient and half disobedient?"
She was so conflicted that vertical lines appeared on her forehead, and she kept rubbing her thumbs and forefingers together as she nervously looked at Zhang Tong, as if she was afraid that Zhang Tong would not agree and she would not get to eat the bamboo shoots stir-fried with pork.
Zhang Tong: ......
Is that why you only nod halfway?
Should I say it or not, that little brain of his is truly unique.
Seeing her conflicted little expression, Zhang Tong couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Haha, hahaha.
Is that brat trying to make her laugh to death?
Does anyone else want to eat stir-fried bamboo shoots with pork?
If she just says bamboo shoots stir-fried with pork, or if she thinks it's actually bamboo shoots stir-fried with pork slices, she might think that the little glutton is just being greedy.
But if you add a disobedient child, the dish will taste different.
A huge change.
Zhang Tong held her belly, laughing so hard that tears streamed down her face.
Zhou Shi thought she had agreed, and grinned foolishly in response.
"Egg, Shishi wants to eat bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat, Egg will make it for Shishi."
The little one looked so hopeful, as if they could eat it any second.
Zhang Tong laughed heartily, "Okay, haha, Auntie will make you bamboo shoots stir-fried with pork from now on, hahaha."
Knowing that the bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat the child described was different from the actual dish, Zhang Tong was still willing to indulge her.
There are bamboo forests in the mountains, and bamboo shoots can be dug up in the autumn, which is a good opportunity for the girl to learn what bamboo shoots are.
However, the required courses cannot be missed.
After she finished laughing, I explained it to her earnestly.
"Shishi, the bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat that disobedient children eat is not actually eaten, but rather they get a spanking and a slap."
She gently slapped Zhou Shi's buttocks, teaching him a lesson through her actions.
"Look, this is called bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat. You can slap it with your palm or with a stick. If you hit it hard, it will hurt a lot."
"So, if Shishi doesn't want to get beaten but still wants to eat lots of delicious food, she has to be obedient."
"Come on, nod your head down, don't just nod halfway."
"Huh? Spanking means eating bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat? Then Shishi doesn't want to eat anymore."
A blurry image flashed through his mind, and the corpse grabbed its buttocks with its backside, looking utterly resistant.
"Egg, Shishi is very well-behaved and obedient."
She nodded emphatically, indicating that she absolutely did not want to eat bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat.
Just now she saw a woman hitting a small human with a stick in a tall building.
The little human huddled in a corner, crying, "Mom, stop hitting me, it hurts! I won't eat lunch, give it to my little brother."
The woman, who had been a human since childhood, brandished her stick and snorted.
"You lowly slut, rice is so precious, how dare you eat it? You're not worthy!"
"You're only allowed to cook lunch for three people: mine, your dad's, your brother's, and your own stomach. Figure it out yourself."
"If you dare to try to outsmart me and steal food, you'd better get a beating."
"Mom, I'm not hungry."
So when she said she wouldn't eat, she meant she didn't want to eat stir-fried bamboo shoots with meat.
The little humans say they're not hungry, is it because they ate the stick?
No, Shishi doesn't want to eat sticks.
She nodded and then shook her head, confirming again, "Egg, Shishi doesn't want to eat bamboo shoots stir-fried with meat."
Zhang Tong wants to say that stir-fried bamboo shoots with pork is a dish that can be made. The bamboo shoots are crunchy, and the stir-fried pork is very refreshing and delicious.
I was thinking of taking my furry friend to the mountains to dig for bamboo shoots in a while.
Now, haha, let's just forget about it. The kid probably doesn't care about this dish anymore.
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