Grandpa Yue was indeed exhausted, but he listened and went to find his daughter.
He's still not able to find a wife at this point; I don't know what the matchmaker is up to. He's so pitiful.
A glimpse of his radiant wife out of the corner of his eye instantly revived him.
It's okay, being a little tired is fine. My wife is smiling so happily, so it's all worth it.
He ran to his daughter to get water, then gave some to his wife before drinking it himself. That's true love.
The other grooms, dripping with sweat, looked on with a pitiful expression as they went to their mothers.
With only 15 minutes left before the banquet, the grooms thought they could go back to change clothes and eat after drinking water, but then the jarring noise came.
"Line up properly, be orderly children, and cooperate. Anyone who doesn't cooperate will be taken flying tonight."
Here it comes again, the familiar threat.
This time, the grooms didn't move; they waited to see what kind of prank she was planning.
Shishi raised an eyebrow; has she given up?
Xie Lin leaned close to her ear and said, "Shishi, you just undermined their pride and confidence. The punishment of not being allowed to enter the bridal chamber isn't enough. We need to do something tougher."
After giving her the hint, he didn't say anything more, letting her figure it out on her own. On the one hand, he wanted her to use her brain more, and on the other hand, he wanted to see how far she could go with her sharp tongue.
The little girl's mischievous ideas are different from others. While others apply what they've learned, she not only applies it but also uses it to create vibrant and colorful effects.
He was unaware of the steps Shishi had discussed with her friends regarding the wedding pranks, but he was also looking forward to it.
Ruthless?
Shishi's eyes darted around.
Guagua once said that men in this era have a strong sense of self-esteem, and the blow just now was indeed quite significant.
But they'll find out the truth someday. Maybe the bride will blurt it out tonight. It's not a big deal.
But that's a matter for later. Right now, it's quite possible that, as Chou Dan said, it won't be able to be carried.
No, it can't be carried.
If threats don't work, then compromise. Anyway, she's hungry and going to the banquet. It's the last event, so I won't mess with her.
"The banquet is about to begin. I've heard that a little wine can be good for the mood, so I've personally paid for some to enjoy. I wish everyone a happy marriage and a joyful night."
Actually, it was sake brought back from overseas; I didn't spend a penny.
"Alright, line up now. I'm not going to mess with you. Just have some fun and show the bride how strong your waist is."
"I lost just now, so I won't show it now. Tonight, sigh, I heard that men who are too tired can't have children."
Good grief, this puts a man's self-esteem right on the line.
Those who have heard the "egg waffle theory" will think of the saying: Men can't get tired, or they won't be able to have eggs.
The unspoken message: No, that won't work.
Xie Lin pursed his lips. Ruthless, truly ruthless. He knew the little girl wouldn't let him down.
Soft words conceal a poisoned knife, each cut drawing blood and causing endless harm.
Those who haven't heard of the "egg waffle theory" are a bit confused, but after being told by those in the know, they suddenly understand.
This camp has so many legends.
Grandpa Lu, his father, and Yue Yongjun, these heroes and tough guys who had fought their way through mountains of corpses and seas of blood, were momentarily stunned when they heard such an unconventional theory.
Too tired to have children, haha, the little girl is using fallacies to force the groom to bow down.
Which man is willing to admit he can't perform?
Nobody wants to!
Even the most shy person would blush with embarrassment to say something like that so openly; it takes extraordinary audacity.
But what he said is damn true.
Some mothers from rural areas, thinking of their husbands exhausted after working in the fields and lying on the bed, don't even want to move, let alone give birth.
The brides were equally shy.
Perhaps they were too engrossed in playing pranks on the groom today, because they were actually quite looking forward to seeing how their man would perform.
How will they demonstrate their waist strength?
Since things have come to this point, what can the grooms do but line up?
Moreover, they cannot be listless; they must be energetic to show that they are not tired at all.
Exhausted, Brother Zhou was in the front row with a resentful look in his eyes.
Sis, don't go too far, your brother is going to be ruined.
He didn't believe his sister was giving up; what she meant by "not playing" was probably more thrilling than bungee jumping.
There was no such outdoor activity as bungee jumping back then. He heard about it from Chou Chou and Xiao Shi, who boasted about their exciting experience of catching wild boars and said that the most thrilling activity was bungee jumping.
But looking at the person standing in front of them with their back to them, I suddenly had a bad feeling.
He frantically searched for his sister, but she was no longer in the same spot; instead, she was clinging to her brother-in-law's back, whispering in his ear.
He inadvertently noticed the gloating in his older brother's eyes, and his heart skipped a beat.
Oh no, those are familiar eyes.
He quietly squeezed to the back row.
Lu Fan, who was to Zhou Yan's left, also sensed that something was wrong.
He also wanted to squeeze to the back.
Unfortunately, the music started playing, and the loudspeaker made its grand entrance.
The memories of the dead come flooding back, and apart from the soldiers who have returned from missions, almost everyone knows about Chou Chou's hobbies.
It's just that it's been so long since we've seen him dance with people that everyone has forgotten his glorious history.
Then I looked at the little guy, who was already ready.
Aww, it's true, they're acting like monkeys again.
Sister-in-law, what you're doing isn't just messing with us, it's playing with us.
Unable to squeeze in, Lu Fan obediently lined up in the first row, deciding to give up entirely.
It's just twisting, right? He can do it, he's really good at it.
The special operations team members exchanged glances, shook their heads, and smiled wryly.
My sister-in-law has humiliated them and is now shamelessly attacking them. Ugh, Brother Lin, you need to control your wife! She's having fun, but we're in big trouble.
Shen Bingshan, standing to Lu Fan's left, felt a chill run down his spine when he saw Lu Fan gritting his teeth.
"What's wrong? Why are you all so green-faced?"
What could be causing my heart to tremble slightly?
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