Lu Fan and the others did not doubt Xie Lin's words.
They had hunted wild boars before when they were on missions, and they knew very well how brave Xie Lin was.
"Sister-in-law, were you scared? Wild boars are very fierce. Next time you encounter one, you should..."
Before he could even utter the word "run," he was met with a pair of eyes that seemed to glow green.
Shi Shi poked its head out from behind Xie Lin.
"Egg, pig, grown-up pig, Shishi wants to eat a pot of braised pork, a pot of sweet and sour spare ribs, and a pot of pork cracklings."
She spread her hands and gestured behind Xie Lin to indicate the size of the basin.
This pig is bigger than the previous two; it must have grown up.
If Rotten Egg says it's edible, then it won't cause a stomachache.
She wants to eat a lot.
Lu Fan blinked, not quite understanding what was going on.
“Sister-in-law, this wild boar weighs about 200 jin (100 catties). Excluding the offal, it should weigh about 200 jin. Your basin is so big, it can only hold one basin.”
If the pig could fill three basins that Xie Lin had taken, it must weigh several hundred pounds.
Pheasants and rabbits can be taken home and cooked, but this pig is too big to take home; it can only be brought back to the cafeteria.
Everything on the mountain is a public resource, and a leader as disciplined as him would never keep it all for himself.
Lu Fan chuckled, "Okay, let Chou Dan prepare it for you. I don't have that ability."
Even rotten eggs can't give you three big bowls.
He didn't say the last sentence.
Xie Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
It's good that the little girl isn't being arrogant.
However, before things had eased much, the good brother seemed to have thought of something and said again, "Sister-in-law, if you encounter a wild boar, you can't shout, or it will scare it and cause it to charge at you."
He guessed that she had rushed over because a wild boar was trying to ram her, and then Brother Lin caught up and fought the boar, while she cheered him on from the side.
But her encouraging words sounded really strange.
"If you don't crash, it can't crash..."
"Shishi must be thirsty. Let's go down and ask Chen Xiao for some water."
Xie Lin's heart, which had been half relieved, jumped again.
"Okay, okay, Corpse wants to drink sweet water." The Corpse's attention was immediately diverted.
Xie Lin's heart finally landed safely.
The wild boar had smashed its head open, and the strong smell of blood was enough to attract more large wild animals, so everyone divided the work: two people carried the boar while the other two covered up the marks.
Xie Lin pulled the little girl back to pick up the four pheasants.
Taking advantage of the fact that no one else was around, he whispered, "Shishi, you can't tell anyone how the wild boar crashed into the tree, understand?"
"Why can't we say it? Shishi is amazing. It made it crash into the tree. Shishi wants to tell a lot of people so that they can all praise Shishi for being amazing."
She was supposed to be the zombie queen, and she should have let more zombies know how powerful she was, but since there are no zombies here, she can only let more people know how powerful she is.
"I know, I know everything. Shishi is the best, the most powerful, the number one."
"But wild boar meat is tough, and Shishi's stomach isn't better yet, so she can't eat it. This wild boar should be given to the cafeteria first."
"Once Shishi is better, Chou Dan will bring her here to catch more wild boars so we can make jerky for her as a snack."
“If Shishi tells others, they will know that Shishi can hunt wild boars and they will know where wild boars are. Then all the wild boars will be caught by others, and we won’t be able to catch any.”
Let's appease him for now. If things get really bad, he can just spend more money to buy her food later.
It wasn't entirely a lie; he genuinely planned to take some time to hunt a wild boar, secretly make it into jerky, and since jerky can be preserved for a longer period.
That way, the little girl can eat meat whenever she's craving it, and we don't have to worry about her continuing to clamor to go up the mountain.
Upon hearing that someone might take her pig away, little Shishi quickly covered her little speaker.
"I won't talk, Shishi won't talk, Chou Dan, the pigs all belong to Shishi, we can't let anyone else take them away."
Xie Lin: ......
Shouldn't you keep your mouth shut?
Okay, your mouth is bigger than a trumpet.
At the meeting place, the four little ones looked at the basket of meat on one back and the load of meat on the other, and their eyes lit up with excitement.
Wow, so much meat!
"Your Majesty, please drink some water."
Da Ya swallowed hard and took Shi Shi's water bottle out of her basket and handed it to her.
Shishi excitedly took it, turned her head back, and poured it into her mouth.
Sweet water, delicious sweet water, she had been thinking about it for a long time.
However, what she tasted was not sweetness, but bland water, leaving her bewildered.
"You stinky egg, you've got the wrong thing, it's not sweet water."
Xie Lin remained unfazed. "Oh, really? Maybe they made a mistake. You're thirsty, drink up. You can have sweet water next time."
Shishi still couldn't believe that the water bottle in her hand wasn't filled with sweet water.
Chou Dan clearly took the water bottle out, but when she came back she said she had filled it with sweet water. She's very clever; she didn't remember wrong.
She stared at Xie Lin with a suspicious look in her eyes.
"You stinky egg, did you really put on the wrong act?"
The ugly zombie said that most humans are very smart and can fool both stupid people and zombies.
That time, she overheard two humans whispering, saying they were going to let another human smell their stench and then steal his supplies.
She went back and gossiped to the ugly zombie, saying that the person who was robbed was an idiot.
The ugly zombie said this is called humanity.
They told her that this zombie was a fool who would be easily fooled, and that she should lock up the supplies.
Then, her supplies were indeed stolen by Stinky Egg.
She suspected that Rotten Egg had drunk her sweet water and then filled it with the unsweetened water.
She was just showing off in front of her younger brother, saying that she had sweet water and that her stinky eggs were good eggs.
It turns out, her rotten eggs weren't good either.
He has humanity; he can deceive corpses.
The others in the know were watching the show with excited glints in their eyes, waiting to see the patriarch get bitten.
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