Chapter 103 Stinky Egg, You Put the Food Up the Tree for Corpse to Eat



When Lu Fan returned after making the call and heard the reason for calling the parents, he grinned and ran over first.

The commander said that his sister-in-law climbed a tree to steal a bird's nest, and the tree and the woman fell together, with the woman at the bottom, but he didn't even see it.

Today we must witness firsthand the "bearish" antics of these mischievous kids.

Xie Lin rolled his eyes at his good brother's obvious schadenfreude and followed him.

You brat, you might as well just become a monkey! You're always jumping around like that, aren't you afraid of falling?

He completely forgot how he had indulged his unruly child's running and jumping around that morning.

Looking at the person who was hugging the tree with both hands and legs, with his face in close contact with the tree, Lu Fan inexplicably thought of a tailless animal he had read about in a book.

It's so similar, so incredibly similar.

Oh, it's not quite the same either.

The tailless animal can move, and its face isn't pressed against the tree.

She didn't move, except her legs were curled up, her upper body was straight, even more disciplined than when standing at attention in the military.

Having witnessed this precious child's abilities, he wasn't worried about danger at all; instead, he wanted to laugh.

I really want to laugh.

To save face for his brother, he spoke in a low voice:

"Brother Lin, your wife's performance of embracing a tree to become a Buddha is truly unprecedented and will never be repeated."

Pfft~

He quickly covered his mouth.

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.

This little rascal can even get into a deep meditation while playing hide-and-seek; he's probably the only one in the world who can do that.

Absolutely unique!

Xie Lin glanced at his good brother.

If you can't speak properly, then shut up.

Although he really wanted to laugh.

Every performance by that brat has ever been jaw-dropping.

He vividly remembers that performance by the horned crabs; he even dreams of them with their claws outstretched.

However, he wanted to save face for his wife.

"Shishi, come down quickly, it's hot up here."

Let's not even talk about the dangers; if she knew it was dangerous, she wouldn't have done it.

"The corpses are hot, but we can't go down there, or we'll lose."

"Stinky Egg, has Egg Mom cooked dinner? Take the food up the tree for Corpse to eat."

The buzzing sound continued, indicating that she hadn't moved an inch from beginning to end.

Everyone: ...You're still thinking about food at a time like this?

Xie Lin is in a real bind again.

Has this brat decided to live in a tree?

Ever since I brought this little devil home, my heart has been constantly in my throat.

If I don't see them for even a moment, I'll be "extremely worried".

What sins did he commit in his past life?

She dared to imagine eating her meal on a tree, a straight coconut tree without any side branches.

How to eat it?

Am I supposed to climb the tree to feed her?

Why doesn't she just gnaw on the tree bark?

How convenient!

"Shishi, come down quickly, you're too late. If Lu Fan finishes all the delicious food, you'll go hungry."

Being used as a tool, Lu Fan tactfully agreed, "Sister-in-law, come down quickly, it's inconvenient to eat upstairs."

"Auntie made a lot of delicious food. If you come down slowly, I will eat it all."

His response was complete silence.

Okay, she only talks to her stinky guy; he's practically invisible.

The four children had just split up; Liu Daya and Li Zixing stayed behind to watch over the people, while the Shen brothers went back to call their parents.

Shen Qin went to the Xie family's courtyard to call out, and Shen Zhao went to the Xiao family's courtyard to call out.

Zhang Tong, who arrived a step too late, looked at the empty, tall tree and everything went black.

That brat, so tall and bare with no branches for support, how did she manage to climb up there with her bare hands?

Xiao Dan also came with her.

When Shen Zhao went to call for help, he had just arrived home.

Upon seeing the mischievous child climbing the tree again, Xiao Dan couldn't help but recall the first day he met her.

One moment it's a walking corpse, the next a rabbit, and then a monkey.

It's truly unforgettable.

"Shishi, come down quickly, it's almost time to eat. After we eat, I'll take you to the beach."

"No, Shishi must not lose to Little Egg. Shishi is the queen and cannot lose."

"Little Egg said, 'Don't move, don't let the ghost touch you, hold on until the end, and you'll win.'"

"The corpse will put the ghost to sleep before coming down."

Liu Daya (Ghost): ...Shouldn't she just lie down on the spot?

Li Zixing raised his hand and slapped himself in the mouth.

I let you play hide-and-seek, but you didn't explain the rules properly.

Sigh, the Queen is too powerful; it's a real headache.

Next time, I need to make sure the Queen agrees that we can't climb high places when playing hide-and-seek.

However, his statement about not moving seems to have a different meaning from the Queen's statement about not moving.

He said to hide and not move, but that was just to prevent the Queen from revealing herself, not to remain completely still.

And persisting to the end doesn't mean putting the ghost to sleep.

What exactly went wrong?

It was only at this moment that Xie Lin truly understood the stubbornness of the brat.

She takes even a game seriously.

Left with no other choice, they had to resort to their trump card.

"Dad, Mom, let's not worry about Shishi anymore. After we eat, let's go to bed early. We won't take her with us when we go up the mountain tomorrow. Let her stay here and feed the mosquitoes."

"Once we catch Feifei, we won't even let her eat the fragrant Feifei meat."

He deliberately slowed down his speech to make sure that brat could hear and understand him.

After saying that, he turned and left, and he really left.

You brat, if you're so tough, don't come down.

It's best not to come down. (With a chuckle)

Don't come down! (Speaking through gritted teeth.)

Swish, swish, swish, rolling around~~

"Hey, hey, slide slowly, slide slowly."

Upon hearing that Feifei wouldn't get any meat, the corpse slipped and landed instantly, startling Zhang Tong so much that his face turned pale.

Xie Lin had only turned around and taken two or three steps when a soft body pressed against his back.

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