The patriarch was truly cunning; he waited until the loudspeaker broadcast it on repeat until everyone knew before making a fake appearance, picking up two short, stocky guys, one under each arm.
"I'm sorry, Commander Shen, my daughter was naughty. I'll take her home and spank her as punishment."
He took two steps, then turned back. "Oh, right, Commander Shen, we men shouldn't be too stingy. It'll affect the friendship between our thighs and calves, you know what I mean."
Shen Yijin's icy expression completely cracked.
I don't understand, I don't understand at all.
Also, I'm not stingy.
You are spreading rumors.
Shen Yijin got up, and whether she was stunned by the fall or something else, she looked at Xie Lin's back of the head and asked very seriously, "What does wearing torn pants have to do with your thighs and calves? Explain yourself!"
Seeing no response, he muttered to himself, "The pants don't even cover the calves, so what does it matter if there are a few holes? Nonsense."
Haha~~~
Lu Fan and the others almost burst out laughing.
Old Shen, you should spend more time with Guagua. Its jokes are golden, the kind that sparkles with gold.
Shen Yijin assumed they were still laughing at his red floral underwear. He glanced at the small loudspeaker that was swaying back and forth but still playing, and he felt deflated.
My sister-in-law is outrageous, but her descendants are even more frightening.
"Can't you just turn off the loudspeaker? Big Six, Uncle will buy you milk powder."
"I want the crispy biscuits from the pretty auntie's place."
"good."
The world is quiet.
The family compound will not receive this color-themed turmoil for the time being.
"Xiao Xie, why are you back? Did those little rascals go to the training ground again?"
Zhang Tong and Yao Lixiang sat under a tree shucking oysters, watching the two little rascals being caught in the trap, followed by a group of bewildered little potatoes. They instinctively felt that they had gotten into trouble again.
After a few days of peace and quiet, where are they digging now?
Wait a minute, I didn't bring my shovel with me today.
She glanced at the toy box to make sure the little shovel hadn't been touched.
"Mom, Aunt Yao, Da Liu and Xiao Liu led the whole group to the training ground, and I caught them and brought them back. Where's Shi Shi?"
Xie Lin put down the two small potatoes without mentioning the gossip, knowing that everyone in the family compound would know about it in less than half a day.
Thanks to Shishi, everyone in the camp, regardless of age or gender, loves to gossip. If a couple has a quarrel, the news spreads throughout the compound in half a day, and then people form teams to attack them.
Oh, regardless of right or wrong, it's always the gay men who are being attacked.
The military wives learned a saying from Guagua: "Women are the most adorable in the world; good deeds go first, and embarrassing things go first."
Zhang Tong pointed to the piles of shrimp and oysters beside the well.
“I took Guagua and Chou Chou to the beach. Didn’t we receive a package from Haishi and Jingshi yesterday? She said she’s going to make dried shrimp and oysters as a return gift.”
"I've already made the trip, I should be back soon."
The oysters were all white oysters, and when they were opened, the meat was all white and tender. The little army was immediately attracted and kept swallowing their saliva.
Babies who have tried sweet shrimp porridge and oyster porridge can't resist delicious food.
Da Liu and Xiao Liu ate more in the space than their friends, but they were still incredibly hungry. They leaned against Zhang Tong and acted spoiled, kissing and hugging him.
Since they are small, they can only eat a little bit each time, so we have to feed them small portions more often.
Sixth grader: "Grandma, I want to eat."
Xiao Liu: "Grandma, have some porridge."
Zhang Tong had anticipated this, and pointed to the smoke rising from the kitchen ceiling.
"I'm cooking porridge. I'm putting in both ingredients, and there's plenty of it. You can take your friends to play, but don't cause trouble or go to dangerous places. Come back and eat later, and everyone will get some."
She cooked a whole pot of porridge; the little baby's small appetite could only manage one bowl at most, but there would be enough for the children if she added some more.
"Okay, Da Liu doesn't want scallions, he wants cilantro."
"Grandma, Xiao Liu wants scallions, not cilantro."
"Okay, go have fun. Remember, don't try to poach anyone."
Okay~
Xie Lin had to go back to training, so he told the two not to overwork themselves, instructed the three chickens to keep an eye on the child soldiers, and then left.
Yao Lixiang joked, "Sister Zhang, both little ones were born to Shishi. Shishi eats everything, but she doesn't like green things."
"Big Six doesn't eat scallions, and Little Six doesn't eat cilantro. Their preferences are crystal clear."
Zhang Tong smiled and said, "That's right. One is a big mouth who likes to talk big, and the other is vain and loves to wear perfume. They've divided their own mother's hobbies, and they even eat the same things."
"You wouldn't believe it, Shishi can't live without meat, and neither can these two little ones."
"A few days ago, I stewed pork ribs until they were very tender. Each person got a small piece, but they couldn't get enough. They opened their little mouths and cried out, and even slapped the table. They looked so hungry, it was so funny."
Yao Lixiang was extremely envious.
"Little Potato is really cute. My children have all grown up, and now I can only look on with envy at the little guy in the compound."
“Our lives are getting better and better now. The little ones aren’t as skinny as they used to be. They’re all chubby and so cute. I wonder if my daughter still wants to have more children. I really want to have a little one to play with, preferably one that’s the same size as my older child.”
Zhang Tong hit the nail on the head: "As long as they look good, they don't have to be equally cheeky."
They can be really cute when they're cute, and they can also be really annoying when they have a headache.
The two little ones, unaware that their grandmother was complaining, turned a corner and headed towards the beach.
As Xiao Liu passed by the cafeteria, he spotted a familiar figure.
"Ming Ziyang, is he your father?"
Yes.
"Hey, let's go play there."
Ming Hailiang pushed a cart full of swill to feed the pigs.
As he distributed the pig feed, he kept muttering to himself, wishing that the piglets would grow up quickly and have many litters so that everyone in the army could have enough meat.
After being assigned to the later pigpens, I belatedly realized that there were several small figures in each of the pigpens in front of me.
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