Chapter 157 It's not a natural disaster, it's a man-made disaster
Ru Tang waited for a long time but there was no answer from him, and she became a little anxious. He kept the conversation half-finished, which really kept people in suspense.
"Wife, I think I may have lost my memory." Yu Yaoyang said seriously.
"?" Rutang was puzzled. What was this guy doing?
"I just thought of something, but I suddenly forgot it. Maybe you need to kiss me a few times before I can remember it. How about you kiss me three times and I will remember it?"
“…” Rutang had never seen such a shameless person!
Yu Yaoyang felt secretly happy when he saw her little expression.
Haha, woman! You don't know how dangerous this society is. If she wasn't pregnant and couldn't do this, she would even make more excessive demands. He, Yu Yaoyang, is such a real man!
Rutang really wanted to get rid of Chen Fu, so he had no choice but to cede land and pay compensation. Yu Yaoyang consciously moved his face closer.
The slightly cool little mouth's target was the man's face that smelled of soap, but the cunning man was determined to eat the tender tofu to the end, so he turned his face to the side, and kissed her!
Ru Tang's eyes widened, and she was in a trance as he bit her mouth maliciously. She hissed in pain, and a shameless person took advantage of the opportunity.
If the burnt smell hadn't been so sudden, Yu Yaoyang felt that he could have chewed on it for a while longer.
"What's that smell? Didn't I pour out the burnt food?" Yu Yaoyang thought he was hallucinating. Why did his wife's sweet little mouth smell like burnt food?
The young couple looked at each other and hurried out to see what was going on.
In the kitchen, the chaotic scene was repeated.
Xiaoyue frantically waved the spatula, trying to scrape off the meat slices stuck to the bottom of the pot. She didn't know why the burnt meat was so attached to the bottom of the pot and she couldn't scrape it off no matter what. In desperation she even tried to grab it with her hands, but not only did she fail to solve the problem, she also burned her hand.
"Ouch!" Xiaoyue waved her scalded hand and accidentally hit Guining who was trying to help. The two half-grown children were injured in the battle at the same time.
The kitchen was filled with smoke. Two injured children were seen, one with tears in his eyes and the other apologizing foolishly.
Yu Yaoyang stood at the door, proudly holding one hand on his waist, and said to Ru Tang: "Wife, look at how stupid this guy is. I am your husband, but I am smarter, right?"
“Oh my god, my head hurts…” Rutang rubbed his temple.
Yu Yaoyang still has the mind to talk about this, it's like the pot calling the kettle black! These two brothers are both so bad at cooking, there is no need to compete with each other over who is worse.
Hao Mei and Xiao Li came back from their stall. They had been busy all day and sold all the food. They were in a good mood.
Rutang was standing at the gate of the courtyard waiting early in the morning. When he saw the two men coming back, he greeted them with a grin on his face.
"Mom, I have good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
"Good news?" Hao Mei had no idea what her daughter was up to.
"The good news is that Guining's scores have come down, and the results are pretty good, ranking first in the school and third in the city."
"Oh, that's great. This girl is really good at studying." Hao Mei was happy but also a little disappointed.
Her daughter is a good student. If Chen Fu hadn't been so unreliable, her daughter would have taken the college entrance examination by now, and would have been born into a good family and gone to college.
"What's the bad news?" Xiao Li asked.
Rutang smiled awkwardly. Bad news? You’ll know once you enter the house.
The dining table at Old Yu's house is always full of nutritious food, with a combination of meat and vegetables. Rutang is never stingy with food, but today, there are only a few bowls of bland jelly on the table, with a few lonely cucumber shreds. If you are not full, you can only have another bowl of corn porridge.
"My daughter, are we so poor that we can't even afford vegetables?" This was Hao Mei's first reaction. She thought, could it be that my daughter invested all her money in the garment factory and lost everything, so she can only eat this?
The living standard has returned to the level before liberation.
"It's not a natural disaster but a man-made disaster..." Rutang glanced at the Yu brothers. These two were the instigators who took turns to clutter the ingredients, so that everyone could only eat this for dinner.
The two brothers of the Yu family who were swept by Rutang's gaze didn't dare to look at her. They held their bowls guiltily and ate their rice vigorously.
Rutang's statement, made with gritted teeth, could also be a complaint. The two elders did not know whether to laugh or cry after hearing it.
"When Yoko was in the village, she could still make scrambled eggs. How come her cooking skills have deteriorated so much since she came to the city?!"
It's really cool to set fire to the kitchen with your brother.
"Can you blame me for this? The village uses a big pot, and the city uses a stove. The heat and other things are all different. Also, there are so many bottles and jars of seasonings. It will take me some time to get familiar with them." Yu Yaoyang tried hard to save face. It only took him time to tell whether it was sugar or salt, but the pot caught fire. Can you blame him?
"Ditto!" Xiaoyue seconded the motion with shame. He had wanted to perform well in front of Guining and add the finishing touch.
The force was too strong and the longan was blinded.
"You two sinners, you still have the nerve to quibble? In the future, let Yangzi go into the kitchen more often when she has time, get familiar with it, and don't regress after getting married. If Rutang has a headache or a fever in the future, can you still let her go hungry? And you, learn to cook too, lazy men can't get a wife!"
After educating her eldest son, Xiao Li went on to educate her younger son.
Gui Ning was amazed as she listened on the side. She also had an older brother, but her mother never educated him like this.
Since she was a child, she was the one doing all the housework. Her brother never had to do any work. Her mother said proudly that men were not allowed to enter the kitchen.
Gui Ning was surprised to see that both Yu brothers were willing to cook today.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Li's way of educating her son surprised her even more in the evening.
"My mother-in-law is a very open-minded elder, so the children she educates are all very outstanding." Rutang gave timely comments, and the sweet-talking daughter-in-law immediately won the mother-in-law's happy smile.
Xiao Li originally wanted to pick up a piece of meat for her daughter-in-law, but when she glanced around, she saw a table full of vegetarian dishes.
He glanced at Yu Yaoyang picking a salted duck egg, snatched it away and placed it in front of Rutang.
Yu Yaoyang:?
"Rutang, eat more. You're pregnant. One person eating will benefit two people." Xiao Li smiled at her daughter-in-law.
“There’s only egg white left.” Yu Yaoyang protested. Didn’t he just ruin a pot of food? Was he also deprived of his right to eat a salted duck egg?
"Oh, that's too salty. I'll give it to you. How can you be so tactless that you can't get Rutang a new one?" Xiao Li was finding fault.
Yu Yaoyang's mouth twitched. This old lady is so biased!
"Mom, she's your long-lost daughter, right?"
"If I could give birth to a daughter as wonderful as Rutang, I would wake up smiling in my dreams. Go and get her!" Xiao Li knocked on her son.
Rutang quickly said that she didn't want to eat it, and Xiao Li gave up the idea of beating her son.
Even so, he did not forget to remind Rutang.
"Rutang, if he doesn't listen, you have to beat him. Don't be soft-hearted. A master won't beat him without a fight. Use a feather duster to beat him hard. It won't hurt his thick skin. If he dares to fight back, tie him up while he's asleep in the middle of the night..."
"Puff!" Yu Yaoyang sprayed out the corn porridge with a mouthful of water. Not a single drop was wasted and it all spilled on his younger brother.
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