Chapter 48 Shameless Escape
Burn paper? Zhang's mother was confused. What was going on?
"Aren't you the old lady with the yellow-skinned fox that turned into a spirit? You look familiar to me!" Yu Yaoyang said, pointing at Zhang's mother, in a familiar manner.
"…What?"
"Don't deny it. It's you, Mrs. Huang San. I recognize you. Look at you. You have a pointed face and monkey cheeks. You have high cheekbones that can kill people without a knife. You have a pair of shifty triangular eyes that roll around all the time. Don't you have the face of a weasel? Hey, don't deny it so quickly. Look at the corners of your mouth. There are chicken feathers on them!"
"Puff!" Rutang couldn't hold it back.
He comes here to tell crosstalk?
How did they come up with these words? They sound like a jingle and they rhyme quite well, which is really infuriating.
"You called me a yellow-skinned man?!" Zhang's mother finally reacted. This brat was being sarcastic to her!
"How can you say I'm scolding you? I'm just giving you an objective evaluation of your appearance. Amitabha, the Infinite Heavenly Venerable, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, please show your magical powers and capture this old weasel who stole the chicken!" Yu Yaoyang clasped his hands together in a serious manner, making him so angry that he might as well die.
How could he tolerate someone daring to say that his wife was a vixen?
"Old lady, when Goddess Nuwa made figurines, everyone else was fine, but you, you were so ugly that your face fell to the ground, and you fell like a roasted sweet potato. You are so ugly, but it's not your fault that you are ugly. Isn't it enough for you to live strong? You have to covet girls who are prettier than you. Isn't that asking for trouble? What, if you say a few sour words to my wife, you will become prettier?"
Yu Yaoyang started to speak crazily again, not giving Zhang's mother any chance to fight back. Zhang's mother was also a veteran in the world of shrews, having been domineering all her life. How could she have ever suffered such a loss?
After being vented by Yu Yaoyang, his blood pressure went up. He pushed his son and said, "Go, teach this kid a lesson!"
"Sister Hua, please stay away." Seeing Yu Yaoyang looking at the trash can, Rutang gave a very prescient reminder and pulled Li Hua away.
"Kid! Who are you to compare with? I was a militiaman back then. I practiced stabbing and stabbing! stabbing and stabbing! stabbing and stabbing~" Zhang Lang said while gesturing.
This thrusting movement is a reserve gun training in the militia training. To perform it, you just take a step forward, rush forward with both hands, and shout "take a step and rush". Others look dashing and heroic when doing this movement, but when Zhang Lang does it, it looks funny.
Even Hao Mei, who knew nothing, noticed it and asked Ru Tang in a low voice, "He doesn't look that powerful, does he?"
While performing funny thrusts, Zhang Lang took small steps towards Yu Yaoyang. If you didn't know, you would think he was casting a spell on Yu Yaoyang.
Yu Yaoyang kicked over and the trash can filled with garbage weighing over a hundred pounds was swept aside, scaring Zhang Langao, who was still moving quietly, so much that he jumped up.
“It’s just talk. How about practicing?” Yu Yaoyang moved his wrist and hooked his fingers.
Zhang Lang knew at a glance that this guy was a real martial artist and he could not afford to offend him. He did not even bother to show off his thrusts, and even turned around and ran away without caring about his own mother.
He moved incredibly fast, and while running he turned back and shouted, "Mom, I'll draw the enemy's fire, you hurry up! I'll cover you, you run!"
“…” Rutang was speechless for a while.
Hao Mei understood again and turned to ask her future son-in-law: "He abandoned his mother and ran away by himself, right?"
What a cover-up! This is clearly a shameless escape!
Yu Yaoyang stopped his attack, nodded to his mother-in-law, and turned to ask Li Hua, who was also speechless: "Sister Hua, what do you like about this coward? If this guy were in wartime, he would definitely defect to the enemy and commit treason."
Li Hua nodded. She also felt that it was too shameful to be married to such a coward. As a real man, no matter whether he could win the fight or not, how could he abandon his own mother?
Even if Zhang's mother is a bit annoying, she is still his biological mother. How can he have the nerve to run away?
"Li Hua, you, you... you don't respect your elders!" When Zhang's mother saw her son running away, her anger instantly dropped by half. She didn't dare to go hard at Yu Yaoyang, so she tried to vent her anger on Li Hua.
"Auntie, respect should be mutual. You are bullying my sister like this because she has no support from her family. You are making a fool of yourself." Rutang was so angry that he could not speak Mandarin anymore, and his dialect came out instead.
"Li Hua! Just wait for me!" Seeing that Rutang had more people on his side, Zhang's mother didn't dare to continue bullying her daughter-in-law. She left after saying something harsh.
"I'll chase her and kick her twice?" Yu Yaoyang looked at Rutang with eager eyes. Zhang's mother was such an annoying old lady, and in Dali Village, he could kick three of them away with one kick.
"Forget it. It's such a happy day. It would be unlucky for us to kick that unlucky thing." Rutang knew how to coax people. With just one sentence, Yu Yaoyang became obedient.
"Thank you for what happened today." Li Hua said weakly, suppressing his discomfort and pulling the corners of his mouth.
She felt very relieved when she was watching the farce of Zhang's mother and son just now, but after letting go of the anger, she felt extremely empty in her heart.
"Sister Hua, what are your plans for the future?" Rutang asked.
"Let's get divorced. We can't live together anymore. He has been with that woman for more than a year. During this whole year, they have been together and I didn't even know about it..." Li Hua felt heartbroken when he thought about it.
"I'm sorry, Sister Hua, I saw it yesterday afternoon, but I didn't know how to tell you..." Rutang said to Li Hua guiltily.
Li Hua nodded to show his understanding.
"I am very grateful that you are willing to help me. I understand you."
It is really difficult for outsiders to speak up when an extramarital affair is discovered. If things go wrong, you may end up in a lawsuit. Ru Tang is very loyal for being able to do this.
The young couple sent the person back. Li Hua knew that they were going to get their marriage certificate today, so she said that she was fine and asked them not to delay important matters because of her matter.
Rutang actually wanted to talk to her, but seeing that Li Hua looked like she wanted some quiet time, she considerately left first and told her mother not to disturb Li Hua and let her be alone.
It would be better to wait until Li Hua has calmed down before trying to counsel her. Rutang always feels that the mother and son of the Zhang family are hiding some secrets, and there is something weird about the whole thing.
After a whole morning of hard work, Yu Yaoyang was already getting impatient. He wished he could grow wings and fly to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate. Seeing that Rutang was not in a hurry, he became a little anxious. However, he was too embarrassed to urge Rutang in front of Hao Mei, so he paced back and forth in the room.
"Brother Yaoyang, this is for you." Rutang picked up a set of clothes from the bedside and handed it to him. Fortunately, the fire last night did not burn into the house, otherwise she would not be able to send her gift.
"What is this?" Yu Yaoyang took it and the material looked familiar. Isn't this the gray material she bought?
"Well, I made you a pair of pants to match the vest. I also made you a suspender skirt. Look." Rutang showed him hers.
"Why is it still the same color?" Hao Mei was watching from the side and found it quite novel.
"Well, this is called a couple costume."
Lovers...Yu Yaoyang's mouth curled up wildly. These two words really made people feel extremely comfortable.
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