Xiao Moran maintained his bright smile, "Honey, those two little ones on the bed are my creations, how could I not understand human language?"
"So what if you made those two little figures?" Su Xiaonuan glared at him fiercely, her unspoken thought being, "They weren't made by me, so why are you in such a hurry for me to sleep with them?"
"I don't want anything, I just want to sleep with the baby." He shrugged. "Don't overthink it, I'm not going to sleep with you."
After saying that, he got into bed, squeezed next to the child, and lay down, turning back to her and saying, "Turn off the light!"
Just as I was about to pull him off the bed, Guoguo rolled over, wrapped her arms around his neck, and uttered a soft "Mommy."
There was nothing they could do but let this scoundrel lie in bed.
She took a quilt from the closet, folded it into a long strip, and placed it in the middle to separate herself from Xiao Moran.
They thought that would make them safe.
When Su Xiaonuan woke up in the morning, she found herself hugging the blanket in the middle. Looking closer, she saw Xiao Moran's large hand resting on her chest. Just as she was about to kick him away, she noticed that one of his legs was also draped over her.
"You bastard!" She swung her hand and slapped him across the face.
"Su, Xiao, Nuan!" He opened his eyes, staring at her in astonishment, unable to believe what she had done.
"Mom, Dad, what's wrong with you?" DouDou and GuoGuo woke up with a start, sat up and looked at the adults on the bed with strange expressions.
"It's nothing, I was just helping your dad swat mosquitoes. There were mosquitoes eating flesh off his face." She didn't continue slapping him, but noticed that the five-finger marks on his cheeks were becoming clearer and clearer, turning purplish-red, so she lied.
"Daddy, you look so pitiful!" Dou Dou quickly blew on his face to warm it. "How did the mosquitoes bite your face like this?"
"Mom, you're lying. Dad's face didn't have mosquito bites, it's your handprint." Guoguo grabbed her hand and pressed it against Xiao Moran's face. "Look, it fits perfectly, it's your five fingers."
"Two mosquitoes bit his face, and when I clasped my hands together, this is what happened." She hadn't expected Guoguo to be so clever and not easily fooled.
"Let me see the mosquito on your hand, okay?" Guoguo still didn't believe it. "You hit it so hard, you must have killed it, but there's no mosquito blood on Dad's face. Let me see if there are any dead mosquitoes and mosquito blood on your palm."
Xiao Moran looked on with schadenfreude. "Let's see if you dare to bully me again. My son is shrewd. Su Xiaonuan, you hit me and won't admit it. Quickly apologize to me, or I'll deal with you right now."
"Mommy, why did you hit Daddy?" Guoguo looked up at her with her little face. "Was he disobedient?"
"Yes, he disobeyed, he deserves to be hit!"
"Daddy, be good. If you listen to Mommy from now on, you won't get beaten." DouDou held his face and kept blowing on it.
"Mom, you can't be so fierce." Guoguo gave her a lesson. "You'll turn into a tigress."
Guoguo even reached out her little hand and grabbed at it.
"You little rascal, where did you learn this new term?"
"Xiaotian said her stepmother is a tigress, and her stepmother's mother is a shrew. They're both very fierce and often hit people," Guoguo said seriously. "My mother is a gentle and loving mother. She can't become a tigress."
"How about it? You've met your match, haven't you?" Xiao Moran raised an eyebrow, his face beaming with excitement, even the five-finger marks on his cheeks seemed to be winking. "Hurry up and apologize to me. If you're sincere, I won't call you a tigress."
"You'd rather be called a shrew than apologize to me." Su Xiaonuan snorted. If the two children hadn't been there, she would have beaten him so badly he couldn't get out of bed. Who told him to invade her territory? Even if he hadn't done anything, his hands and feet were on her body. She was a pure and innocent goddess, how could he treat her like this?
“Mom, a good adult admits their mistakes and corrects them,” Guoguo said, using the same words she usually used to scold them. “Otherwise, next time we hit someone at school and don’t admit it, I’ll say we learned it from Mom, and the teacher will call our parents in for a scolding.”
These words worked; Su Xiaonuan was intimidated.
DouDou doesn't have the guts, but GuoGuo really would do it.
Xiao Moran raised an eyebrow at her again. "Aren't you going to obediently admit your mistake?"
"sorry!"
"Hahaha……"
Looking at his face, which was smiling in a somewhat ferocious way, she felt herself trembling with anger for the first time.
It's truly unexpected that an all-around policewoman of her caliber would be defeated by a mere child in this backward era.
"That's a good mom!" Guoguo hugged her face and gave her a kiss, then gently stroked her face with her chubby little hand. "Mommy, I love you, you will always be my most beloved mommy."
Her anger dissipated again after Guoguo's words. This little guy was really good at talking. Compared to Doudou's dullness, Guoguo was a clever little devil. He could talk a lot and had her completely captivated.
Xiao Moran was in a great mood. "Honey, I love you too. I'll love you forever and ever. The more I scold you, the more I love you. The more I hit you, the more I love you. Hitting you is a sign of affection, scolding you is a sign of love. I'll hit you every day, and I'll love you every single day."
"You..." She was so angry that she couldn't speak. This man had truly taken the shamelessness to the extreme.
"Mommy, I love you too, I will always love you." Dou Dou finally got a chance to speak. He looked around with his little eyes, then looked at this person and then at that person, a little confused.
“Then we are a loving family.” Xiao Moran hugged Su Xiaonuan, who was still angry, and then hugged the two children together. “You are all my precious children. With you, I have motivation. With you, I am the happiest man in the world.”
"Yay, we are a loving family!" the two children exclaimed happily, gesturing with their hands.
Ye Mei and Su Ming were both listening intently, but they didn't expect the door to be ajar. They accidentally pushed it open.
"Your mom's calling you to get up for breakfast," Su Ming said sheepishly.
"Oh my god, what's wrong with Mo Ran's face?" Ye Mei exclaimed.
"Grandma, Daddy's face was slapped by Mommy," DouDou said truthfully. "Mommy accidentally hit him like this when she was swatting mosquitoes."
"Xiao Nuan, what did this mosquito ever do to you? How could you be so cruel? This mark probably won't fade for at least a week." Ye Mei felt sorry for her son-in-law. "Mo Ran is your husband. He's worked hard, even if he didn't do anything special. How could you treat him like this?"
"Grandma, you don't understand!" Guoguo said, shaking her head. "This is Mom's love for Dad. Dad said, 'Hitting is a sign of affection, scolding is a sign of love.' The more Mom hits, the more she loves; the more Mom scolds, the more affectionate she becomes. She hits and loves every day."
Guoguo's ability to mimic speech is too strong, making Xiao Moran and Su Xiaonuan blush with embarrassment. It seems that in the future, they will have to avoid saying certain things to this little rascal. It's really embarrassing to have her shout it out.
"Quick, let's get up and eat. I still have to go to work after we eat." After a brief silence, Xiao Moran rolled out of bed.
Ye Mei and Su Ming ran in and took the two children away.
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