The moment Xie Zhi smashed the door open, he peeked behind him cautiously before boldly stepping inside.
His attire was peculiar; a bed skirt covered his entire body, making him appear neither male nor female. He wore a headscarf and a scarf over his face, and apart from his two eyes, it was impossible to tell who he was.
He had a woman's handbag hanging on his body. It was Xiao Moxi's bag, which was drying in the yard. He just casually hung it on his body. This disguise was also to prevent himself from being discovered.
Even if Lan Yin finds out, he will still pretend to be crazy.
Because he knew that Lan Yin was a very vigilant woman, and this idea was actually given to him by Lan Guangxue.
He wouldn't normally dare to dress like this; the bed sheet even has a skirt-like hem. Now that he's lost weight, Lan Yin noticed his attire, but she didn't know who was following her.
Lan Yin was about the same height as Xie Zhi, but Xie Zhi was very fat, while Lan Yin didn't have a belly. That's why Lan Yin deliberately drove here to lure out the person who was following her.
"What should we do? Should we remind him that Lan Yin will be back?" Xiang Qiuyun whispered to Wang Xiaobao.
"We can't tell if he's friend or foe, let's wait and see." Wang Xiaobao had barely finished speaking when he suddenly saw the man take off his scarf. "How could it be him?"
"Isn't he crazy?"
"Looks like he's a friend, we have to help him." Wang Xiaobao suddenly realized that Xie Zhi was pretending to be crazy in order to find the money. As he spoke, he reached out, picked up a tile, and threw it forcefully toward the door.
Tiles fell to the doorway, and Xie Zhi, thinking someone had arrived, immediately lay down on the ground and rolled around.
Sure enough, after pretending to be crazy for a few minutes, he noticed that Lan Yin was walking towards him step by step.
"Ah, don't leave me! Don't leave me!" Xie Zhi suddenly spread his arms and hugged Lan Yin's legs tightly.
Lan Yin hadn't expected Xie Zhi to be so strong; no matter how she struggled, she couldn't break through. "Xie Zhi, are you really crazy or just pretending?"
Xie Zhi, his body wrapped in a bed skirt, twisted and turned on the floor like a serpent, tilting his head back to look at Lan Yin, chuckling. "My wife is so beautiful! My wife is so beautiful."
"I'm not your wife." Lan Yin swung her bag at Xie Zhi.
Caught off guard, Xie Zhi was hit in the eye by her bag. The pain made him loosen his grip on Lan Yin and rub his eye. "Bad woman, bad woman hit me, bad woman hit me..."
Lan Yin used all four limbs, swinging her bag and desperately hitting Xie Zhi. She even stomped on Xie Zhi's other hand to the ground with both feet, twisting her feet hard on the back of his hand, and said hatefully, "You madman! I told you, I'm not your wife! I'm not your wife! You still dare to follow me? Are you looking for death?"
Xie Zhi burst into tears like a child.
As she kicked, Lan Yin wrinkled her nose as a foul odor wafted over. Looking down, she realized she had stepped in dog poop on her shoes. She had driven away when she went out and walked back, rushing to her destination. She hadn't even noticed stepping in dog poop until she started kicking it.
Xie Zhi shrank back and let her kick and hit him.
Lan Yin's furrowed brows relaxed again. She took off the shoe that had stepped in dog poop, looked at it in her hand, her eyes filled with malice, and then she laughed.
Both Xiang Qiuyun and Wang Xiaobao realized that something was wrong.
The next second, she pushed Xie Zhi to the ground, held the shoe covered in dog poop to his mouth, thinking to herself, "Whether he's really crazy or not, I'll find out soon enough." She looked at Xie Zhi's panicked expression with a forced smile. "Brother Zhi, here, this is your candy, eat it quickly."
Xiang Qiuyun almost felt nauseous and wanted to vomit, but Wang Xiaobao quickly reached out and covered her mouth to prevent her from making a sound.
Xie Zhi was also conflicted. If he didn't eat, Lan Yin would definitely suspect him, making it impossible to find the money. Only by continuing his madness could he find the whereabouts of the money. He opened his mouth, shook it, and grinned foolishly. "Tangtang, is it really Tangtang?"
"Sweetie, it's real candy. If you eat all this candy, I'll take you home."
“I have money, and someone will take me home.” He held up the floral cloth bag. “Just now, I said I wanted to find a wife, gave him money, and he took me here to find a wife.”
"And what about your wife?"
"You're not my wife?" Xie Zhi feigned ignorance, looking at her. "Then where did my wife go?"
"If you eat this candy, I'll take you to find your wife." Lan Yin brought the sole of her shoe to his mouth.
Xie Zhi resisted the urge to spit it out, but he still opened his mouth and took a bite.
Lan Yin wanted to force Xie Zhi to eat the dog poop on the sole of her shoe again, but her stomach started churning and she immediately ran out to vomit.
As soon as she left, Xie Zhi couldn't help but vomit. This time he was smarter and didn't swallow it like last time. He just held it in his mouth and quickly took out a handkerchief from his bag to vomit the filth he had swallowed and wrapped it up.
When Lan Yin came in, he accidentally pulled out the key from his bag while stuffing in the handkerchief. This was a key he had secretly made for the Xiao family, which made it easier for him to get in.
Lan Yin went outside and wiped the soles of her shoes on the grass. This game couldn't continue. Xie Zhi even dared to eat shit; he must have really gone mad. Even if Xie Zhi still wanted to eat shit, she didn't dare to play anymore. She had just vomited so much that she developed jaundice.
When Xie Zhi saw her come in, in order to play the role of a madman well, he cheered, "Pretty auntie is going to take me to find my wife."
"Am I your aunt?" Lan Yin glared at Xie Zhi with disdain. "You smell so bad, I'm not taking you with me. Go back the way you came." After saying that, she deliberately walked to his side, bent down behind him, picked up the keys from the ground, and quietly put them back in her bag.
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