Chapter 42: Using pig manure to entertain guests?
When the Yang couple arrived at the gate of the Qiao family, they saw the girl who led the way helping to knock on the door, and they felt puzzled. This was a bit too enthusiastic!
This is in stark contrast to the girl who said she didn’t know the Qiao family!
He Lan then took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and handed it to the other party.
"Auntie, this is so embarrassing!" Although Tian Lingshan said she was embarrassed, her hands actually took it in her hands.
Feng heard the knock and came to open the door. She was a little confused when she saw Tian Lingshan standing in front of her door with two strangers.
After all, the relationship between his family and the Tian family is not really close. When Tian Lingshan came to visit, he always felt that it was a weasel paying a New Year's visit to a chicken, and that she had ulterior motives.
"Auntie, these two have come all the way from town to see you." Tian Lingshan took the initiative to greet them and pushed the two people beside her forward.
In town?
When Feng heard these two words, she inexplicably thought of the Yang family.
Although she had never met the Yang family, she always felt that the two people in front of her were them.
"Hello, we are from the Yang family in town. Bang..." He Lan took the initiative to step forward, and introduced herself to the other party in a self-proclaimed humble manner. However, before she could finish her words, she was greeted by the wooden door being slammed hard...
He Lan's heart skipped a beat, because the door was only a fist away from his nose.
If I were any closer, my nose would probably be flattened!
Director Yang was hit hard in the heart by the rejection. He was so angry that his veins bulged. He felt that he had never been so embarrassed in his life.
Tian Lingshan was originally curious about the identities of these two people, but now she is more concerned about what kind of gossip they have about the Qiao family!
Looking at the melon seeds in his hand, he estimated that he was still missing a stool.
"Aunt, are you and the Qiao family having a disagreement?" After thinking about it, Tian Lingshan felt that this was the best way to test it.
"It's more than just unpleasant!" He Lan said helplessly.
But after hearing the following words, Tian Lingshan was already eating melon seeds, but the other party stopped talking.
It made her feel a little itchy.
Curious, really curious!
Director Yang's expression was as ugly as ever from beginning to end!
Tian Lingshan just felt that this man might not have any other expressions.
Feng in the yard hurried to find Old Mrs. Qiao and told her about the visitor from the Yang family.
When the other party heard this, he couldn't help but sneer.
"I haven't gone to the town to deal with them yet, but they came to my door on their own initiative. Come on!" Old Mrs. Qiao walked out of the room directly, saw Qiao Wanqing, and asked her to take good care of her sister.
As an unmarried girl, it would be best for her not to get involved in an occasion like today.
Feng also thought so. When Qiao Wanqing heard this, she thought of the power behind the Yang family and felt a little worried.
He wanted to follow her, but when he saw his sister sitting on the kang with a pale face, he stopped.
Old Mrs. Qiao did not leave the hospital directly. Instead, she went to the pigpen, carrying the slop bucket, and trotted towards the gate in small steps.
"Open the door!" Following Mrs. Qiao's order, Mrs. Feng quickly opened the door.
At this time, He Lan was gossiping to several villagers headed by Tian Lingshan, talking about how innocent her daughter was and how despicable Qiao Haijiao was!
With the movements of Old Mrs. Qiao, slop fell from the sky.
"Ugh!" None of the people who were chatting animatedly were spared.
The only one who escaped was Director Yang, who disdained to associate with women.
Because I felt embarrassed, I kept a distance of about two meters from him.
However, he subconsciously looked at himself and made sure that he was not splashed, then he breathed a sigh of relief.
"Old woman, are you crazy?" He Lan felt that her body stank. Besides slop, it also smelled of pig manure and pig urine. It was extremely strong. "Ugh!"
"Grandma, I'm a guest at your house. You're so rude." Tian Lingshan was naturally unhappy when she saw that the new clothes she had just changed into were also implicated.
"Grandma, we came here sincerely to visit you. Is this how you, the Qiao family, treat guests? You use pig manure to entertain guests?" He Lan became even more displeased when she saw Tian Lingshan joining in.
"Oh, I didn't expect you to be so attentive and even taste the pig manure." Old Mrs. Qiao put down the泔水袋 and looked at them with a smile.
Taste?
taste?
"It's really disgraceful!" Director Yang couldn't stand it anymore and said angrily.
"What? You want to try it too?" Old Mrs. Qiao lowered her hand and was about to go to Kuaishuangshui, and Director Yang was so scared that he stepped back repeatedly.
He never expected that the old woman from the Qiao family would be so aggressive right from the start. It was different from what he had encountered before!
"Old lady, if there is anything, let's sit down and have a good chat, okay?" Helplessly, Director Yang could only speak humbly and wanted to sit down, trying to persuade the Qiao family to let his daughter go by reason and emotion.
However, just as he finished speaking, the sloppy food started flying towards him like mushrooms after rain!
"vomit!"
"You bastard, rinse your mouth with slop!" After saying that, Old Mrs. Qiao continued to splash it at everyone.
A group of people ran and bumped into each other on the ground, and ended up falling down one after another, and no one escaped.
Director Yang has the most, followed by He Lan.
Even though Tian Lingshan felt resentful, she did not dare to bring bad luck upon herself at this time.
"You damn old woman, my husband and I came here with good intentions, wanting to sit down and talk with your family, but you treated us like this. Don't regret it." He Lan yelled at Old Lady Qiao while suppressing her nausea.
"That's right, old lady. Even a clay figure has its own characteristics. Don't go too far!" Director Yang chimed in.
From beginning to end, Feng was unable to get any help.
After all, the old woman's strength is there, and there is no need for her to take the lead.
Even though the Yang couple were in such a miserable state, Feng didn't feel the slightest bit relieved. Thinking of her daughter's experience, Feng just wanted to eat them alive.
"Is there no reasonable person in your village?" Director Yang showed the aura of a principal.
However, he soon tasted the taste of being taught a lesson.
"Fuck your grandma's legs, you want to be reasonable? I am reasonable. Come, I will explain it to you today!" So, the dramatic scene began.
Old Mrs. Qiao chased Director Yang and splashed him with slop. Director Yang had no way to avoid it, so he pulled He Lan over and hid in front of him.
None of the remaining slop in the bucket was wasted, as it was all poured onto He Lan.
"Ah... ugh..." As soon as He Lan shouted, the slop that flowed down her forehead went directly into her mouth.
This time, it’s not just retching!
Seeing this, everyone, led by Tian Lingshan, retreated.
"Lingshan, look at all the fun. I only have one nice set of clothes." A sister-in-law behind Tian Lingshan complained.
I thought that if Tian Lingshan hadn't pulled me back, I would have gone home.
Why ruin this set of clothes?
Just thinking about it makes me regret it so much!
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