Chapter 163: Expelled from the ranks of normal people
In the afternoon, the program team released another task, this time it was also an advertising placement.
"Task 19: Complete a G-family building block assembly."
Jiang Yunyao opened her suitcase, took out her favorite Big Bad Wolf, and planned to assemble it in its image.
Seeing this, Xie Yixing also took out his stupid wolf.
Xiaodou Dingmu showed disdain, "You are already so grown up, and you still buy dolls? That's too childish!"
"You don't understand!" Jiang Yunyao held up the big bad wolf, proudly saying, "It's the king, the hero of this city!"
Xie Yixing nodded, and then continued to work hard to promote his wolf.
"My wolf is a hermaphrodite. It can be either male or female!"
Little Bean: "..."
There were still some dolls left from the last box, but some of the characters in the story were so popular, especially the wolf character, so they were all picked up.
The staff referred to the gift given by Shi Wanrou, carefully selected from the remaining dolls, and found a cute long-eared little rabbit and gave it to Xiaodouding.
Before the little kid could refuse, a stuffed rabbit was stuffed into his arms.
The camera flashed across the stuffed rabbit, capturing the appearance of the little rabbit.
[Ahhhh, what a cute little bunny! I want to buy one!]
【So far, doll advertisers have become the biggest winners! 】
[This is so funny! I feel like the king has been left speechless by these two!]
[King: Am I the child, or are you the children?! Childish!]
[Hey! Adults need dolls to coax them into getting up and going to work to earn money! Only when they earn money can they continue to buy dolls!]
【To sum up, life has now reached a closed loop! 】
Assembling building blocks does not require much conversation. In the living room, the three of them are building their own blocks.
They occasionally discussed how to spell Paw Paw, but for the most part, they were quiet.
In the middle of the day, Uncle Chang asked someone to bring some fruits and cold drinks, and then he didn't come in to disturb us again.
Shi Wanrou stood upstairs and secretly took a photo of the three of them and sent it to Lao Xie and his eldest son.
The audience in the live broadcast room discovered a new method - if they can't get the Big Bad Wolf doll, they can buy G's building blocks and rub the same one with their hands!
G Company paid close attention to the online trend and tactfully changed its advertising slogan:
"Are you still worried about not being able to buy peripherals? Buy G-brand building blocks and don't worry about copyright issues. Just rub the peripherals yourself, you deserve it!"
The live broadcast room was shocked by the actions of the G family.
【It really isn't afraid of being sued! 】
【Hahahaha, making money is not shameful! 】
[G advertiser's innocent face: We don't produce peripherals, we are just the carriers of raw materials! ]
[They actually figured out a way to ride on other people's popularity, that's incredible! ]
@Childhood Manufacturing, didn't they say the production machine is smoking? Go find G's building blocks and ask them to help you make them!
After Jiang Yunyao finished the task, she received a letter from Uncle Chang.
Xie Yixing and Xiaodouding came over.
"Rose Road, Street 02?" Xie Yixing was puzzled. "Jiang Yunyao, is this person named 'R' your friend?"
"I don't know, let's take a look at the content first!"
Jiang Yunyao did not avoid them and opened the letter quickly.
The little kid stood on tiptoe, but he was not tall enough to see anything.
He simply stopped this futile behavior, stood aside with his arms folded, and waited for Jiang Yunyao to finish reading.
Jiang Yunyao glanced over and said, "This person asked me to check my email."
Xie Yixing was confused. "He knew your email address, so why did he send a letter?"
Little Bean interrupted and warned, "This could be a prank! Or a scam! Be careful not to get scammed!"
Jiang Yunyao opened her email on her phone and said, "Just look at the email and you'll know what this person is up to!"
To everyone's surprise, the inbox was empty, there was nothing.
Jiang Yunyao suddenly remembered that she had set the setting to block messages from strangers.
If this "R" wasn't her friend, the letter would be in the trash right now...
She opened the trash can and saw the latest love confession letter, which seemed to be from her fans.
In the trash can, besides fans' confessions, there were also some junk advertisements and curses from black fans. I didn't see any unique letters.
Jiang Yunyao said uncertainly, "This 'R' might be a fan!"
Xiao Douding frowned, "He knows your address, isn't he a sasaeng fan?"
"Even if they're illegitimate fans, it's okay!" Xie Yixing was very confident. "The security system at home is very good, they can't get in!"
Jiang Yunyao felt that what Xie Yixing said made sense, so she didn't take the letter to heart and instead went to her email to reply to her fans.
[The King's anti-fraud awareness is MAX! ]
[Who is this R? Come out! I want to know Xiao Xie's address too!]
[I don't want the address! I just want Jiang Yunyao's email address! I'll pay! Okay!]
[R must be their friend! Maybe R lost a game of truth or dare and sent a prank letter like this...]
【The one in front, I feel you are the truth! 】
[Ahhhh, I got a reply from Jiang Yunyao! I'm going to post it on my blog to show off! I want you all to envy me!]
[The previous one, are you dissatisfied with your private messages? Be careful of being bombarded with emails asking for your email address!]
[Hey, hey, hey, the email address someone gives you isn't necessarily real. Everyone, beware of scams! ]
Jiang Xie and the others are going to Old Lady Lin's house tomorrow. In the evening, Ms. Shi asked the chef at home to prepare a big meal for them.
After dinner, Shi Wanrou handed the gift bag to the two of them.
"Here are several boxes of different kinds of tea. Take them to the old lady. She should be very happy."
The two took the tea leaves and went upstairs to the bedroom.
Jiang Yunyao chatted as they walked, "I feel like we're like couriers, picking up packages from the previous store and delivering them to the next one!"
Xie Yixing followed her train of thought and said, "Then the program team is the courier company!"
Jiang Yunyao grumbled silently, "Given how stingy our director is, the locker probably charges by the second!"
Xie Yixing couldn't agree more, "It's something he could do!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the director's voice rang out.
"Task 20: Please, in the ten minutes before bed, state three of each other's shortcomings. No six shortcomings can be repeated."
Jiang Xie and the others: “!”
What a good way to sow discord!
[Hahahaha, the director's vengeful nature is too strong! ]
Director: Are you making fun of me on my show? Huh? Look.at.my.eyes!
[This is too cruel! They spend ten minutes complaining about each other's shortcomings before bed, and they can't repeat it! If this were an ordinary couple, they wouldn't be able to sleep tonight! They'll fight all night long!]
[The first time I saw the word "gan jia", I didn't think anything bad...]
[Forget about ordinary couples, Jiang and Xie are no ordinary people! I've brought a small stool and am waiting for them to do something!]
After Jiang and Xie washed up, they sat cross-legged on the bed facing each other.
Jiang Yunyao took a deep breath, her expression serious as if she was about to complete some sacred ritual.
"After a steam bath in the bathroom, I've identified three of your shortcomings!"
"First, you can't photosynthesize!"
“Second, you can’t convert solar energy into electricity!”
"Third, you don't have super powers!"
Xie Yixing just asked for help off-site - he sent a message to ask A Zhao, and the reply he got was that it is okay to state advantages as disadvantages.
For example: You are so beautiful that I think about you day and night and can’t sleep at night.
It's a bit greasy, but it's a good way to avoid family wars!
At this moment, Xie Yixing was inspired by Jiang Yunyao and thought about the three shortcomings again.
"Your shortcomings are: First, you don't have green hair!"
"Second, you don't have a fish tail!"
"Third..." Xie Yixing was suddenly stuck. He scratched his head and glanced at the block sword in the wolf's hand. An idea flashed in his mind, "You can't fly with a sword!"
Jiang Yunyao nodded repeatedly and gave an overall evaluation, "Great! The fact that we have these shortcomings proves that we are all normal people!"
"Of course!" Xie Yixing added subconsciously, "People who let others point out each other's shortcomings are not normal people!"
Jiang Yunyao didn't expect him to say that. She was a little surprised at first, then she exclaimed in admiration, "You've already mastered 70% of Song Xuanchen's venomous tongue skills!"
As soon as Xie Yixing said it, he felt a little regretful. He was afraid that Jiang Yunyao would not like him saying it this way.
And after hearing her praise, his eyes lit up instantly.
If Xie Yixing had a tail, it would definitely be flying up to the sky now!
[Hahahaha Director, why did you mess with them?! You've been expelled from the ranks of normal people now!]
[If you ask me, Xiao Xie is right. This mission is too... it doesn't conform to the values of civilization and harmony at all!]
[I knew Jiang and Xie wouldn't let me down! I can't even think of these shortcomings!]
[Steam infusion... Is Jiang Yunyao meditating in the bathroom?!]
[I'm dying of laughter. The shortcomings Jiang Yunyao mentioned were probably referring to Ultraman!]
Ultraman can't photosynthesize either! I think he's the Ultraman of the plant world!
[Xiao Xie's shortcomings are also outrageous. They are indeed an abstract duo!]
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