Chapter 81 It’s a pity not to tell crosstalk
The nurse seemed speechless and did not answer Shen Zhao's question.
Seeing that she didn't say anything, everyone started to think about it and started discussing it.
Ji Shuyao was the first to speak, "Is this a real pill?"
Jiang Yunyao pondered, "I don't think so! The mission requires us to feed medicine to the patient. The patient is played by the staff. Medicine is three-quarters toxic. We can't let the staff take real pills, right?"
She preferred it to be chocolate chips!
Xie Yixing poured out one and said, "Is this a pill or a chocolate bean? We'll know after we try it!"
Shen Zhao felt even hungrier and said weakly, "Can we eat it?"
The nurse noticed that Shen Zhao looked listless. Her heart skipped a beat, fearing that he might faint from hypoglycemia. She quickly said, "You can eat!"
Xie Yixing was about to try one when Jiang Yunyao stopped him.
Jiang Yunyao turned to the nurse and asked, "Head nurse, I'd like to ask, do you still have these pills?"
They haven't counted the pills yet. What if the number of pills is equal to the number of patients? If they take one pill, won't there be enough pills in the bottle?
The nurse was silent for a moment, walked to the back of the platform, opened a cabinet in the middle, and took out a bottle of chocolate beans.
Everyone looked over and found that it was a cylindrical transparent bottle filled with small black meatballs. With the naked eye, there were at least a hundred meatballs in it.
There was a large label on the lid of the bottle that read "Haoqiao Chocolate Beans."
Everyone: “…”
Case solved, these are indeed edible chocolate chips!
Oh my god, I thought they were joking, but they were actually chocolate chips!
Xiao Xie's suggestion was to try it first?! Thankfully, it wasn't a real pill, or else I'd be doomed!
[It feels like the head nurse has been defeated by this group of foodies! ]
[Head Nurse: Are you here for internship, or to snatch pills from patients?!]
[You know what? These beans look really good. I'm tempted to place an order!]
[Producer: "What a coincidence, huh? Money!"]
Shen Zhao saw his brother pour him several pills and was a little hesitant when he took them.
Xie Yixing thought he was reluctant to eat it, so he comforted him, "A Zhao, don't worry, there's still a big bottle here!"
Nurse: “?”
What? She has a big bottle here, and you guys are showing off?
Chen Zhao: "No, I'm afraid of choking if I eat too much at once..."
Everyone: “…”
The nurse gave them the bottle of chocolate beans and left.
Everyone walked around the nurses' station but didn't find any useful clues. After a while, the clock on the wall pointed to eight o'clock.
The four of them planned to feed the patients medicine one by one according to the ward numbers on the roll call, so they went to Ward 301 first.
Jiang Yunyao looked into the ward through the glass on the door and didn't see anyone.
She pushed the door open tentatively but didn't step inside.
The next second, an upside-down person emerged from above. He was wearing a blue and white patient gown, with a small round sign with the number "1" on his chest. His eyes were crooked, his tongue was sticking out, and he was making "ah-ah" sounds.
Before Shen Zhao could see the man's appearance clearly, Ji Shuyao pulled him around and turned his back to the man.
He was a little confused, "What's wrong?"
Ji Shuyao was emotionless, "Just don't look at it!"
She doesn't want her ears to be damaged again!
The upside-down patient swayed and tried to approach them, but Jiang Yunyao pressed his head against her fingers.
Jiang Yunyao said nothing more, "Da Lang, come down and take your medicine!"
The patient pretended not to hear and continued to swing upside down in the air.
Jiang Yunyao gave Xie Yixing a wink, her eyes moving between the chocolate beans and the patient, meaning that she wanted to join him in force-feeding the patient medicine.
Unexpectedly, Xie Yixing poured out one and started eating it himself. He praised it while eating, "It's delicious!"
Jiang Yunyao: “…”
I'm not asking you to eat it!
[Hey! The young lady really cares about Chen Zhao!]
[The name Dalang makes me laugh to death. Could it be that Jiang Yunyao is calling him by his ward number?]
[Ah ...
[+1! He doesn't even look real. I'm going into the uncanny valley!]
[Is this a mental hospital? The patients the staff are supposed to play seem mentally ill!]
[Ah, sister, why aren't you speaking? Jiang and Xie are exchanging glances!]
[Why do I feel that Xiao Xie's behavior is not what Jiang Yunyao wants to express? ]
[Surprise! Jiang Xie CP has a communication barrier. Let's wait and see where this CP will go!]
[The previous one, it would be a waste of your talent if you didn't go into journalism! ]
Jiang Yunyao was about to say something when she suddenly noticed the patient swallowing, as if tempted by the fragrance.
She suddenly had an idea.
"I've come up with a good way to quickly administer the medicine! Xie Yixing and I will gather the patients at the nurses' station. Miss Ji and Shen Zhao will watch over them there, and then..."
In order to whet the audience's appetite, the program team deliberately turned off the microphones of four people so that no one could hear what they were saying.
The four of them discussed countermeasures and then took action separately.
Ten minutes later, Jiang and Xie grabbed the last patient and brought him to the nurses' station.
At this moment, on the open ground next to the nurses' station, Shen Zhao was being chased by all kinds of strange patients and was screaming. Ji Shuyao stood aside, staring at them expressionlessly.
After Jiang Xie and the others came back, the four of them asked the patients to line up in five rows. The process was not smooth, but due to Jiang Yunyao's fighting power, the patients did not resist much.
After making sure that all the patients were present, Jiang Yunyao stood in front of them, rolled up the roll call book, and held it to her mouth as if it were a microphone.
She coughed lightly and said loudly,
"Welcome everyone to the 'Cure All Diseases' livestream! Today we're launching ginseng pills!"
"This ginseng pill has miraculous effects. Let me explain it to you!"
"One ginseng pill will relieve back pain; two ginseng pills will make you healthy and calm; three ginseng pills will give you a snack after meals!"
"Today is the first day of our event, and I'm giving my family a treat. We don't want to pay 998 yuan for this ginseng pill, we're just giving it to everyone for free!"
"Family members, are you excited?!"
Xie Yixing: "Heartbeat!"
Jiang Yunyao: "Family, is this benefit awesome?!"
Xie Yixing: "Awesome!"
Jiang Yunyao: "Okay! Next, let's invite our taster to tell us in detail about the effects of ginseng pills!"
She let Shen Zhao eat a chocolate bean and then pointed the "microphone" at him.
Chen Zhao: "It's delicious! This ginseng pill has a chocolate flavor and it fills me with strength! At this moment, I feel like I'm eighteen years old again, able to kill a tiger on the mountain with one punch!"
Jiang Yunyao: "Our event has limited places, so please raise your hands and sign up!"
Xie Yixing was the first to raise his hand, setting an example for the other patients.
The staff members who were pretending to be patients: "..."
If they don't raise their hands, they will be beaten. Oh no, should they be force-fed medicine?
The staff thought for a few seconds and raised their hands quickly.
[Family, who understands? My mom just passed by and overheard this, and she urged me to place an order for ginseng pills right away!]
[One world, one mom! My mom even asked me where I could watch this "cure-all" livestream!]
[Oh my god! I'm just as tempted as Auntie! I mean, who can resist a ginseng pill that can strengthen the body?]
[It was so funny, my mom thought it was a skit!]
Jiang Yunyao is quite talented! Her rhymes are neat and rhyming. It would be a shame if she didn't do crosstalk!
[Ahhh, Xiao Xie is cheering for A Yao! They are a match made in heaven!]
What I'm thinking is: If you're not from the same family, you won't marry! The fact that this abstract duo got together shows that God was watching carefully to bring them together!
[Going up the mountain to fight a tiger... What Chen Zhao took wasn't a ginseng pill, it was "Three pills won't get you over the hill!"]
[Chen Zhao: Now please call me Shen Wusong Zhao!]
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